# Music for thundering along in a tank?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 18, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237 "2006-09-18T21:51:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![guppy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7feea3/32.png) [@guppy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guppy)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/61 "2006-09-22T14:07:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
Vivaldi. The Four Seasons. Just for the incongruity.  
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For this very reason I vote either Herb Albert and the Tijuana Brass, Slim Whitman or Tom Jones.

Just imagine, “What’s new pussycat” BOOM “wooo-owoo-owoo” BOOM.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/62 "2006-09-22T14:33:19Z")

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[You Drop The Bomb On Me](http://orgs.tntech.edu/tuba/muzak/Dropped%20a%20Tuba.mp3), as played by the Tennessee Tech Tuba Ensemble.

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/63 "2006-09-22T14:34:03Z")

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For some reason I just visualized a tank spinning the turret around and around while that “You Spin Me Round” song plays. 😃

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**Author:** ![Common\_Tater](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/common_tater/32/13846_2.png) [@Common\_Tater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Common_Tater)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/64 "2006-09-22T15:02:11Z")

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“Me and You, and a dog named Boo”

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2006, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/65 "2006-09-22T15:19:46Z")

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“Bicycle Races” by Queen

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**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/66 "2006-09-23T01:11:27Z")

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[QUOTE=muldoonthief]  
The “wait for supports” advice or the “roll to your rifle” advice?  
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Depends upon the situation; if it’s one of those, “it’s bad, and it’s only gonna get worse” situations, #2 may be appropriate.

Out of fuel, become a bunker.  
Out of ammo, become a pillbox.  
Out of hope, become a hero.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/67 "2006-09-23T08:02:01Z")

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[QUOTE=ExTank]

Out of fuel, become a bunker.  
Out of ammo, become a pillbox.  
Out of hope, become a hero.  
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[Scary movie announcer voice] Coming soon to a theater near you! [/SMAV]

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/68 "2006-09-23T13:17:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
Vivaldi. The Four Seasons. Just for the incongruity.  
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I was thinking “Walking on Sunshine” for the same reason.

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/69 "2006-09-23T19:22:52Z")

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In reference to the Firefly/Serenity thread going right now, I think Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” song could be useful as psychological warfare.

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**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/70 "2006-09-23T20:21:44Z")

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**Ride the Tiger** from Jefferson Starship

**The Star-Spangled Banner** - Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock. A live fire fight would just amp up the sound effects a bit.

**Smoke on the Water** by Deep Purple

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2006, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/71 "2006-09-24T14:38:08Z")

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😃

[QUOTE=chrisk]  
I’m sorry - this is one of those occasions where you DON’T mess with the classics.

“Ride of the Valkyries” by Richard Wagner. No other alternatives.  
[U 😃 \*\*in britain the valkyries is the official anthem of the paratroops ,dont think that they`d take too kindly to tankies "borrowing it " lol !]

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/72 "2006-09-25T19:17:19Z")

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[QUOTE=ExTank]  
Out of fuel, become a bunker.  
Out of ammo, become a pillbox.  
Out of hope, become a hero.

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
[Scary movie announcer voice] Coming soon to a theater near you! [/SMAV]  
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Sorry **Tuckerfan** , that [movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094716/quotes) came out years ago.

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**Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/73 "2006-09-26T06:14:01Z")

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[QUOTE=muldoonthief]  
Sorry **Tuckerfan** , that [movie](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094716/quotes) came out years ago.  
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So? Ya think Jerry Bruckheimer can’t do a remake? 😉

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**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-thundering-along-in-a-tank/373237/74 "2006-09-26T11:51:11Z")

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Fatboy Slim’s song _ **Weapon Of Choice** _ and The Chemical Brother’s _ **Hey Boy, Hey Girl** _ seem oddly appropriate too… along with The Prodigy’s _ **Smack My Bitch Up** _ and Armand Van Helden’s song _ **Koochy** _…

Coming up next, the Top Ten reasons **Martini Enfield** shouldn’t be allowed to have a modern Armoured Fighting Vehicle! 😃

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