# Music for Vulcans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-vulcans/570743>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 9, 2011, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-vulcans/570743 "2011-02-09T09:05:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2011, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-for-vulcans/570743/2 "2011-02-09T10:10:51Z")

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From the [Vulcan Pick Up Lines](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=588034&highlight=Vulcan) thread.

> [@Vulcan Pick Up Lines](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcan-pick-up-lines/562995/8):
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> If I stated your humanoid form was highly aesthetic , would you consent to full dermal contact?

> [@Vulcan Pick Up Lines](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/vulcan-pick-up-lines/562995/24):
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> _singing_
> 
> I question why avians abruptly materialize themselves in this location every time you are in close proximity?
> 
> In a similar manner as me, they have a great desire  
> To have minimal distance between our humanoid forms.

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