# Music Lyrics Trivia (google users will feel shame)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117 "2003-05-23T21:25:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/41 "2003-05-25T03:24:14Z")

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Where was the man in the gabardine suit? What kind of tie was he wearing?

What will we do once you come to Denver?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/42 "2003-05-25T03:38:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Extraneous \*  
> \*\*Where was the man in the gabardine suit? What kind of tie was he wearing? \*\*

Either on the bus or visible through the window, but certainly in America. A bow tie (that probably wasn’t _really_ a camera).

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**Author:** ![Escapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Escapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Escapee)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/43 "2003-05-25T03:46:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Extraneous \*  
> \*\*Where was the man in the gabardine suit? What kind of tie was he wearing?  
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I’m not sure _where_ he was, but “She said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy”… And then “I said be careful his bowtie is really a camera”

“And it took me six weeks to hitch hike from Saginaw” with Simon and Garfunkle {America}

Now tell me: What kind of Machine “…is kept so clean as it types to a waiting world”?

(I know it’s easy, but I had to get this song in here!)

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/44 "2003-05-25T04:38:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Extraneous \*  
> \*\* What will we do once you come to Denver? \*\*

Were you looking for the part about finding a nice condo in Aspen, or was it all that yelling and echoing you were after?

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**Author:** ![Kalashnikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/2bfe46/32.png) [@Kalashnikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalashnikov)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/45 "2003-05-25T05:02:44Z")

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[quoye]Now tell me: What kind of Machine “…is kept so clean as it types to a waiting world”?

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the Telex machine

when the law breaks in, how you gonna come?

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/46 "2003-05-25T05:02:48Z")

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actually, “throw ‘I love you’ echoes” (or something like that).

Though it came in a dusty bottle, it was clean (and cost $2)

I used to ride that train, until the horse soldiers destroyed the tracks that last time…

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/47 "2003-05-25T05:52:13Z")

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Too easy?

- You had a pocket full of what kind of horses?
- Where are you if you’re kicking in chairs and knocking down tables?
- He finds a convenient streetlight, steps out of the shade, and says…what?
- I’m watching excitement turn family dogs into dancers where?
- Before we married, Mommy served here.
- Whose wicked sense of humour suggests exciting sex?

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/48 "2003-05-25T06:17:03Z")

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Trojans  
a restaurant in a West End town  
Romeo says: “You and me, babe, how about it?”  
The Arrivals Gate  
the WACS in the Philippines  
Venus as a Boy

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**Author:** ![AchimbaProphet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@AchimbaProphet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AchimbaProphet)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/49 "2003-05-25T07:21:10Z")

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Good job on these 3:  
Tabeitha - Portishead  
Robot Arm - Napoleon XIV  
LilyoftheValley - Sarah McLachlan

The other two were

I’d love to cover you and smother you in?  
[ornaments of gold]  
Ornaments of Gold - Siouxsie & The Banshees

Change is coming through my?  
[shadow]  
Forty-Six & 2 - Tool

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**Author:** ![NameAlreadyTaken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@NameAlreadyTaken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NameAlreadyTaken)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/50 "2003-05-25T12:29:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Kalashnikov \*  
> \*\*when the law breaks in, how you gonna come? \*\*

With my hands over my head or on the trigger of my gun or maybe both, as long as I am in Brixton with the Clash.

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**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/51 "2003-05-25T13:17:26Z")

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> It’s a dreaded sunny day; where will we meet? And who is on my side?

How about the cemetry gates? Weird lover Wilde will be by your (“mine” in the lyrics) side, while Keats and Yeats will be on mine (“yours” in the lyrics).

What’s this crowding my icebox? What’s this giving me chills?

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**Author:** ![Greywolf73](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d9b06d/32.png) [@Greywolf73](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greywolf73)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/52 "2003-05-25T14:30:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
> \*\*Perpendicular to the name of this town in a desktop globe. \*\*

Yep! (They Might Be Giants, Ana NG)

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/53 "2003-05-25T17:30:31Z")

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Great job, **NameAlreadyTaken** for Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed and God Money by NIN, and **gex gex** for Cemetary Gates by the Smiths.

A few more:

I never learned to read or write so well. What do I carry in a gunny sack? And where do I live?

We’d meet in his garden in the shade. He’d let us in and knows where we’ve been. Who is he?

If you call a lawyer or file a lawsuit, I’ll smile in the courtroom. What will I buy you?

Where are teeth and bones are baked into cakes and passed around?

I’m pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Who am I?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/54 "2003-05-25T17:38:48Z")

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> _Originally posted by Bill H. \*  
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> I never learned to read or write so well. What do I carry in a gunny sack? And where do I live?_\*

A guitar, and close to New Orleans, because you’re Chuck Berry’s “Johnny B. Goode.”

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> \*Originally posted by Bill H. \*  
> **We’d meet in his garden in the shade. He’d let us in and knows where we’ve been. Who is he?**

He’s Ringo’s Octopus!

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/55 "2003-05-25T21:21:52Z")

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Avoid the woods - _they_’re have a picnic today

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/56 "2003-05-25T21:25:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Extraneous \*  
> Avoid the woods - _they_’re have a picnic today

The teddy bears.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/57 "2003-05-25T21:37:31Z")

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So, my last ones were too easy. How about these?

- I’ll get my guns and both of my friends, and what will we do?
- It’s such a long way down to see who?
- Snow-coated alleys are between the tall buildings, what’s between us?
- The repetitive phrase associated with: Ich lieb dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.
- Who are you if I’m asking you: varför sörjer du?

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**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/58 "2003-05-25T22:07:04Z")

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_I never learned to read or write so well. What do I carry in a gunny sack? And where do I live?_

Johnny B Goode lived down in Louisiana, close to New Orleans where he carrries his guitar in a gunny sack.

_Where are teeth and bones are baked into cakes and passed around?_ in hell.

Now mine.

I’m warning you, if you ever do those crazy messed up things that you do I will be the first to do what?

Where are you if you are rolling some bones and catching some fire?

I’m happy, I’m feeling glad. What have I got in my bag?

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind. Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time. Tattoos and memories and what are on trial?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/59 "2003-05-25T22:21:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \*  
> \*\*  
> I’m warning you, if you ever do those crazy messed up things that you do I will be the first to do what?
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> So take the photographs and still frames in your mind. Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time. Tattoos and memories and what are on trial? \*\*

I’ll be the first to crucify you

Tattoos of\* memories and dead skin\*\*

\*\* I think…  
\*\* I have to confess that for a long time I thought it was Danskin on trial\* _blush_

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/60 "2003-05-25T22:32:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \*
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> - The repetitive phrase associated with: Ich lieb dich nicht, du liebst mich nicht.

“I don’t love you, you don’t love me,” say it ain’t so, Lily.

Da Da Da. (And since we seem to be giving the artists as well, it’s by Trio.)

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