# Music Lyrics Trivia (google users will feel shame) **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117 "2003-05-23T21:25:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/81 "2003-05-27T03:26:08Z")
> [@](#): > > We can count on the men in the shadows to name our enemies for us. What will they never do? Fight and die (Lives in the Balance, Jackson Browne) Who disappointed his A&R man by not producing something for the Top40? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/82 "2003-05-27T03:30:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bill H. \* > \*\*All right, here’s one with some SDMB relevance: > > Things went wrong today; bad news came my way. Who delivered the bad news? \*\* The Western Union man, bad news in his hand, knocking at your door, of course. Had a telegram you didn’t need, said she didn’t care no more. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/83 "2003-05-27T03:54:53Z")
If I’m drinking free bubble up, what am I eating for dinner? If it weren’t for the lies, lies, lies what couldn’t we have? Where am I if I need a raincoat? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/84 "2003-05-27T04:08:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Extraneous \* > \*\* > Who disappointed his A&R man by not producing something for the Top40? \*\* Eddie? His future was wide open. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/85 "2003-05-27T04:09:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bill H. \* > I’m pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Who am I? \*\* I believe you would be the **Master of Puppets**. I’m sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning, dreaming that I’m Al Capone. What am I? ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/86 "2003-05-27T04:20:36Z")
Q: You were brought into this world with a head full of what? ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/87 "2003-05-27T05:20:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \* > \*\*Q: You were brought into this world with a head full of what? \*\* A head full of good ideas, so you walked out with Matthew Sweet. Q: When you belong to the hands of the night, what’s on your side, and when? ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/88 "2003-05-27T07:24:00Z")
**bwk** wrote > [@](#): > > I’ve got the obligatory Hendrix perm… what else do I have? Another fine Pink Floyd line. There’s a mess o’ stuff you got. A few that come to mind: [ul] [li]A little black book with your poems in it[/li][li]A bag[/li][li]A toothbrush[/li][li]A comb[/li][li]Elastic Bands keeping your shoes on[/li][li]Swollen hand blues, and my favorite…[/li][li]Thirteen channels of shit on your tv to choose from[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Labdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@Labdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labdad)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/89 "2003-05-27T13:49:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jsgoddess \* > **If I’m drinking free bubble up, what am I eating for dinner?** If you’re Merle Haggard, you’re eatin’ that _ **Rainbow Stew** _. (in a silver spoon!) ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/90 "2003-05-28T00:20:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bill H. \* > \*\ ***bwk** wrote > > Another fine Pink Floyd line. There’s a mess o’ stuff you got. A few that come to mind: > [ul] > [li]A little black book with your poems in it[/li][li]A bag[/li][li]A toothbrush[/li][li]A comb[/li][li]Elastic Bands keeping your shoes on[/li][li]Swollen hand blues, and my favorite…[/li][li]Thirteen channels of shit on your tv to choose from[/li][/ul] \*\* A couple more: -Grand piano -Wide, staring eyes -A strong urge to fly -Niccotine stains on your fingers -Cigarette burns down the front of your favorite satin shirt -Nowhere to fly to -Fading roots -and a silver spoon on a chain Now, I want a fragile little Jewish Princess (lalala). Name some of her other requested qualities. ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/91 "2003-05-28T01:36:34Z")
a nasty, hairy, darling, funkly, dainty little… Who the fuck have I been living next door to for 24 years? How often does granddaddy come to town? Why did Pamela Brown like the guy she married? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/92 "2003-05-28T18:06:05Z")
Turkish delight, on a moonlight night. Where is my date supposed to be, and where is she actually at? ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/93 "2003-05-28T18:11:05Z")
Constantinople, but she’ll be waiting in Istanbul. I don’t care if there’s chemicals in it…as long as my lettuce is what? ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/94 "2003-05-29T03:11:37Z")
Crisp. Chemicals might be preserving you all, but that’s something I think you missed. I wonder if she looks down on me, as she flies on by. What is she? ---
**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/95 "2003-05-29T05:41:18Z")
What do they say when we’re together, and what happens after we tumble to the ground? ---
**Author:** ![bwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@bwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bwk)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/96 "2003-05-29T06:56:04Z")
They say, “Children, behave!” And you say, “I think we’re alone now, there doesn’t seem to be anyone around.” You naughty thing. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/97 "2003-05-29T18:23:58Z")
- Leroy got a better job so we moved. Kevin lost a tooth, now he’s started school. I got a brand new eight month old baby girl – I sound like a housewife. Where am I and how do I feel about it? - This place is very far, you can’t get there in a car. - If you like the taste of a lobster stew, served by a window with an ocean view, where do I recommend you go? - I’ve got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train. Where am I going? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/98 "2003-05-29T20:01:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \* > \*\*\* Leroy got a better job so we moved. Kevin lost a tooth, now he’s started school. I got a brand new eight month old baby girl – I sound like a housewife. Where am I and how do I feel about it? \*\* You’re in the largest state of the Union, of course; to be specific, Anchorage, Alaska. And I don’t know how you feel, but you certainly _think_ you’re a housewife. I’m in a boxcar, and I’m playing my guitar to pass some time. How’s the weather? ---
**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/99 "2003-05-29T20:11:02Z")
**LilyoftheValley** wrote > [@](#): > > - I’ve got one foot on the platform, the other foot on the train. Where am I going? Back to New Orleans to wear that ball and chain. ---
**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/100 "2003-05-29T21:14:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enginerd \* > \*\*Why did Pamela Brown like the guy she married? \*\* She dug him because he drove a pickup truck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117.md?page=6)