# Music Lyrics Trivia (google users will feel shame)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117 "2003-05-23T21:25:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![dbygawdcapn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dbygawdcapn/32/3995_2.png) [@dbygawdcapn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dbygawdcapn)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/101 "2003-05-29T21:29:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \*  
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> - If you like the taste of a lobster stew, served by a window with an ocean view, where do I recommend you go?
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Cape Cod  
If you have to choose between your significant other and a blues legend, who do you opt for and why?

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/102 "2003-05-29T21:44:27Z")

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Well I’ll throw a few out there:

Who had a “busted flat down in New Orleans”?

Who “don’t have no mercy in this land”?

“Late last night, I heard a screen door slam…” then what happened?

“I had a taste of the real world…” when what happened?

Who is “livin’ on Reds, vitamin C & cocaine”?

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/103 "2003-05-29T22:57:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Art Vandelay, Architect \*  
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> “Late last night, I heard a screen door slam…” then what happened?  
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A big yellow taxi came and took away your old man

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> \*\*  
> Who is “livin’ on Reds, vitamin C & cocaine”? \*\*

Sweet Jane - Ain’t it a shame…

Who don’t plant taters - or cotton, for that matter?

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**Author:** ![Jerrybear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8c91f0/32.png) [@Jerrybear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jerrybear)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/104 "2003-05-29T23:17:00Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Art Vandelay, Architect \*  
> \*\*Well I’ll throw a few out there:  
> Who “don’t have no mercy in this land”?
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Death Don’t Have No Mercy In This Land…an old blues standard covered by the Grateful Dead.

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/105 "2003-05-29T23:39:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Art Vandelay, Architect \*  
> \*\*Well I’ll throw a few out there:
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> Who had a “busted flat down in New Orleans”?
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Me and Bobby McGee

Who wore a shirt of violent green?

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/106 "2003-05-29T23:41:06Z")

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ahem…

Me & Bobbi were in Baton Rouge…

carry on…

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/107 "2003-05-29T23:46:34Z")

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:smack: Sorry, didn’t me and bobby end up in new orleans at some point?

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**Author:** ![Ersatz\_Shmoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@Ersatz\_Shmoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ersatz_Shmoe)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/108 "2003-05-30T00:24:22Z")

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> **Who wore a shirt of violent green?**

- from “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?”  
Dan Rather? It’s “you” in the song, though.

If I’m a proper Jewish boy, whose family might love me?

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**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/109 "2003-05-30T00:25:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Extraneous \*  
> \*\*Who don’t plant taters - or cotton, for that matter? \*\*

That Ol’ Man River, he just keeps rollin’ along.  
Who’s quick with a joke and to light up your smoke?  
Julie

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/110 "2003-05-30T00:31:47Z")

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John at the bar (who’s sure he could be a movie star, if only…)

Who’s 41, but is still called “baby”?

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/111 "2003-05-30T00:34:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by bibliophile \*  
> \*\*:smack: Sorry, didn’t me and bobby end up in new orleans at some point? \*\*

That’s where the trucker was heading (and, since Kris was hetero, Bobbi was female - Pearl switched the sexes)

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/112 "2003-05-30T00:49:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Art Vandelay, Architect \*  
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> “I had a taste of the real world…” when what happened?
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When I went down on you. 😉

_Then it occured to me…you couldn’t be bad, Magneto was mad and Titanium too._

In addition…who couldn’t cut it no more?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/113 "2003-05-30T01:02:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> \*\*_Then it occured to me…you couldn’t be bad, Magneto was mad and Titanium too._
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> In addition…who couldn’t cut it no more? \*\*

Why, the Crimson Dynamo, according to Sir Paulie.

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/114 "2003-05-30T01:09:59Z")

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Pretty quick there, **Biffy**. 🙂 Here’s a couple more:  
Today is tomorrow, tomorrow today, and yesterday is weaving in and out. And the fuzzy white lines that the airplane leaves behind are…doing what?

If my mother was of the sky, who’s my father?

The first time I saw you, you were sitting backstage, wearing…what?

Sweetheart, sweetheart, are you fast asleep? Good. That’s the only time that I can really…what?

Some people say that there’s a woman to blame, but I know—it’s who’s damned fault?

You must try some of my purple berries. I’ve been eating them for six or seven weeks now. They’ll probably what?

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/115 "2003-05-30T01:24:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
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> If my mother was of the sky, who’s my father?
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> Some people say that there’s a woman to blame, but I know—it’s who’s damned fault?  
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Your father is of the earth.  
It’s your own damn fault.

Mine:

1)Hey girl with the new clothes on, what can you do to me?  
2)Girls ask and I define decision; boys ask and I do what?

And to bump a previous post by adding a clue:

A boy was tangled in his bike forever;a girl was missing two fingers. Who was confused? And who had a gun in his head?

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/116 "2003-05-30T01:56:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*
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> Today is tomorrow, tomorrow today, and yesterday is weaving in and out. And the fuzzy white lines that the airplane leaves behind are…doing what?

They are drifting right in front of the waining of the moon

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> You must try some of my purple berries. I’ve been eating them for six or seven weeks now. They’ll probably what?

Keep us both alive.

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/117 "2003-05-30T02:45:09Z")

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**Lisa-go-Blind** wrote

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> 1)Hey girl with the new clothes on, what can you do to me?

Not sure, but is this Ray Charles? And if so she can Birdland all night long. Oh yeah! All right!

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**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/118 "2003-05-30T03:40:19Z")

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Not Ray Charles, **Bill H.** More recent than that.

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**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/119 "2003-05-30T03:42:03Z")

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Not Ray Charles, **Bill H.** More recent than that.

Actually, the full lyric is “Boy and girl with the new clothes on,” but I didn’t want to give too much away. 🙂

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**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/120 "2003-05-30T05:18:45Z")

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> _Originally posted by **brianjedi** _:  
> **I’m sleeping very soundly on a Saturday morning, dreaming that I’m Al Capone. What am I?**

There’s a rumor goin’ round that you’re _Stone Cold Crazy_, y’know.

“And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us…”  
What were we?  
“It’s a rainy night in Paris, and I’m sitting by the Sienne. It’s a pleasure to be…” what?

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