# Music Lyrics Trivia (google users will feel shame)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117 "2003-05-23T21:25:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/121 "2003-05-30T13:17:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> \*\*Sweetheart, sweetheart, are you fast asleep? Good. That’s the only time that I can really…what?  
> \*\*

Talk to you. (Pink Floyd, “The Hero’s Return”)

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/122 "2003-05-30T13:19:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Skeezix \*  
> \*\*“And I laughed to myself at the men and the ladies, who never conceived of us…”  
> What were we?  
> \*\*

**Billion Dollar Babies**. Da-da-dat-da-daaa!

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**Author:** ![bibliophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@bibliophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophile)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/123 "2003-05-30T13:25:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*
> 
> Some people say that there’s a woman to blame, but I know—it’s who’s damned fault?
> 
> \*\*

it’ my own damned fault

You know you’ll never be more than what?

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/124 "2003-05-30T13:30:38Z")

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Who’s “taking pictures with the ultraviolet light?”

Who hailed from St. Angel?

How much money was in the watchman’s pocket?

What was the storyteller’s price?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/125 "2003-05-30T18:03:41Z")

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> How much money was in the watchman’s pocket?

Four bucks in change, but the real score was his ring.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/126 "2003-05-30T18:06:14Z")

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> How much money was in the watchman’s pocket?

Four bucks in change, but the real score was his ring.

Who were the gents and gamblers in the hacks and buggies mourning?

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/127 "2003-05-31T01:00:11Z")

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_bump_

Here’s a bunch, since everybody seems stuck on the current ones which I don’t know either, (and since I will not google and feel subsequent shame):  
You see me on the street, you always act surprised. What do you say to me that you don’t mean, and in what state would you rather see me?

Mother doesn’t go out anymore. She just sits at home and does what?

After all, there’s only just the two of us, and here we are, still fighting for our what?

I’ve got a bike, you could ride it if you’d like, it’s got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I’d give it to you if I could…but what?

She is changing her name from Kitty to what?

To which animals would you throw me “because there’s order in the pack?”

Take him out to look at the queen, only place that he’s ever been…and what will he shout out?

Hate your next-door neighbor, but don’t forget to say what?

And in the end you pack up, fly down south, hide your head in the sand. Just another sad old man, all alone and dying of what disease?

When everything’s made to be broken, what do I just want you to know?

Here’s you one chance, Fancy, don’t do what?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/128 "2003-05-31T01:28:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> \*\*  
> When everything’s made to be broken, what do I just want you to know?  
> \*\*

I just want you to know who I am

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/129 "2003-05-31T01:33:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by plnnr \*  
> \*\*Who’s “taking pictures with the ultraviolet light?”  
> \*\*

The S.I.S., if it’s the Rolling Stones’ “Fingerprint File.”

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/130 "2003-05-31T01:34:45Z")

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I keep hitting submit too early. :smack:

New one:  
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas. What does he know?

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/131 "2003-05-31T01:36:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> \*\*_bump_  
> You see me on the street, you always act surprised. What do you say to me that you don’t mean, and in what state would you rather see me?
> 
> I’ve got a bike, you could ride it if you’d like, it’s got a basket, a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I’d give it to you if I could…but what?
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> Take him out to look at the queen, only place that he’s ever been…and what will he shout out?
> 
> Hate your next-door neighbor, but don’t forget to say what?
> 
> And in the end you pack up, fly down south, hide your head in the sand. Just another sad old man, all alone and dying of what disease?  
> \*\*

Paralyzed (Dylan)

I borrowed it (Pink Floyd)

Something obscene (Beatles)

Grace (Barry McGuire)

Cancer (Floyd again)

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/132 "2003-05-31T01:39:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> \*\*You see me on the street, you always act surprised. What do you say to me that you don’t mean, and in what state would you rather see me?  
> \*\*

Oops, I missed the first half of the question: “How are you, good luck.”

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/133 "2003-05-31T02:33:36Z")

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> Take him out to look at the queen, only place that he’s ever been…and what will he shout out?

something obscene - mean Mr. Mustard!

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> Hate your next-door neighbor, but don’t forget to say what?

grace - and tell me you don’t believe, we’re on the eve of destruction

_Little Willie won’t go where?_

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/134 "2003-05-31T03:39:44Z")

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**Biffy** scores a _Generation Landslide_ in one shot. Nicely played. 🙂

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> _Originally posted by **LilyoftheValley** _:  
> **Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas. What does he know?**

Just exactly what the facts is.  
We were “hard up for cash,” so we “stayed up all night, selling cocaine and hash.”  
Who are we?

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/135 "2003-05-31T03:41:40Z")

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Ack. Missed the newest question.

_Little Willie_ just won’t go home.

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**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/136 "2003-05-31T03:43:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LilyoftheValley \*  
> \*\*  
> Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas. What does he know? \*\*

He knows what the facts is. (Mr. Miller needs to re-take grammar!)  
All your life, you were only waiting for what?

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**Author:** ![Extraneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/0ea827/32.png) [@Extraneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Extraneous)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/137 "2003-05-31T03:50:15Z")

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for this moment to arrive…

_her kisses were sweeter than what?_

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/138 "2003-05-31T03:54:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Avarie537 \*  
> \*\* All your life, you were only waiting for what? \*\*

This moment to arise. _Blackbird_, The Beatles

Where did I get my sequin suit?

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**Author:** ![Bill\_H](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a5b964/32.png) [@Bill\_H](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_H)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/139 "2003-05-31T04:51:24Z")

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**Skeezix** wrote

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> We were “hard up for cash,” so we “stayed up all night, selling cocaine and hash.”  
> Who are we?

Tweeter and the Monkey Man. To an under cover cop who had a sister named Jan. For reasons unexplained she loved the Monkey Man. Dylan w/ the brothers Wilbury

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecccb3/32.png) [@Evil\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Death)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2003, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/140 "2003-05-31T10:31:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
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> -Cigarette burns down the front of your favorite satin shirt\*\*

Half right. It’s “the inevitable pinhole burns, all down the front of your favourite satin shirt”.

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