# Music Lyrics Trivia (google users will feel shame)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 23, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117 "2003-05-23T21:25:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/161 "2003-06-02T16:06:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Johnny Q \*  
> Under what circumstances would I buy you an exotic pet, like a llama or an emu?
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> If you had a million dollars?

Correct. (“If I Had $1,000,000”, Barenaked Ladies)

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> Who blew up the bus and started World War III?

I did. (“The Devil in Me”, John Wesley Harding. Great song.)

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/162 "2003-06-02T21:55:30Z")

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Why do I need to be redeemed by the one I’ve sinned against?

Every time I call, I get the same old thing: What do I get?

You grew up way to fast, and now there’s nothing to believe. What becomes our history?

She’s my friend; yeah, I believe I’ll go see her again. Who is she?

So long ago I don’t remember when, that’s when they say what happened?

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/163 "2003-06-02T22:19:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Orange Skinner \*  
> \*\*Why do I need to be redeemed by the one I’ve sinned against?
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> You grew up way to fast, and now there’s nothing to believe. What becomes our history?
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> So long ago I don’t remember when, that’s when they say what happened? \*\*

Because he’s all I ever knew of love. (And I’m feeling like a **Criminal** )

Reruns all become our history. (And I won’t tell no one your **Name**.)

That’s when they say I lost my only friend. ( **One Headlight** )

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/164 "2003-06-02T22:44:46Z")

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She’s my friend; yeah, I believe I’ll go see her again. Who is she?

Queen Mary  
What do you do afrer you say you don’t want it?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/165 "2003-06-02T23:23:43Z")

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> Every time I call, I get the same old thing: What do I get?

Always no huggin’ no kissing 'til I get a wedding ring.

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> What do you do afrer you say you don’t want it?

You slip it in.

What’s old Luke waiting on?

What are the queers, who are in it with the aliens, building?

Many years ago, in college, I thought I was a radical, and I ran a hemp liberation group. What was the problem with the group?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/166 "2003-06-02T23:44:52Z")

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What’s old Luke waiting on?

Judgement day

What are the queers, who are in it with the aliens, building?

I can’t recall exactly, but it’s doing something to the soil.  
What should you do if the world ain’t your friend and you ain’t got a friend in the world?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [June 3, 2003, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-lyrics-trivia-google-users-will-feel-shame/177117/167 "2003-06-03T00:03:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Enginerd \*  
> What are the queers, who are in it with the aliens, building?

They’re building landing strips for gay Martians! I swear to God! (“Stuart”, Dead Milkmen)

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