# Music that goes straight to your groin. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 6, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848 "2010-01-06T03:03:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/21 "2010-01-06T14:47:15Z")
> [@valleyofthedolls](#): > > Nina Simone. In particular, her version of Feeling Good. Learning that my _mother_ got her groove on to Nina Simone when she was a 20-something airline stewardess sort of spoils her for me. I can’t get that image out of my mind. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/22 "2010-01-06T14:50:02Z")
Rock/Alternative Songs: Cowboy Junkies - Blue Moon Revisited Sinead O’Connor - I Want Your Hands on Me Catherine Wheel - Black Metallic Fiona Apple - Criminal Kirsty MacColl - Walking Down Madison Stone Roses - Ten Storey Love Song R&B/Hip Hop Sings: Fabolous ft. Tamia- Into You Robin Thicke - Lost Without You Groove Theory - Tell Me Mario - Let Me Love You Trey Songz - I Invented Sex Method Man ft/Mary J. Blige - You’re All I Need Ne-Yo - Part of the List Nicki Minaj part of Young Money’s Bedrock ---
**Author:** ![melodyharmonius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/melodyharmonius/32/21310_2.png) [@melodyharmonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melodyharmonius)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/23 "2010-01-06T14:59:46Z")
When I used to dj online, I had my ‘naughty’ set - the songs that used to make me feel horny when I was a teenager. For me, it was a combination of the music AND the music video. Jump - Van Halen (DLR crawling along the floor towards the camera. Course now, not so much) Need You Tonight - INXS (leather jacket on bare skin and that dance move) Damn, Wish I Was Your Love - Sophie B. Hawkins (her hair splayed on the floor) I Touch Myself - Divinyls (nothing to say, 'nuff said.) ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/24 "2010-01-06T15:15:48Z")
> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#): > > Rock/Alternative Songs: > > Method Man ft/Mary J. Blige - You’re All I Need I really like that song. There are two versions, I love the original. Since you brought up modern R&B, I will add R Kelley. Not his nonsense operatic saga, but all of his other stuff, I like. ---
**Author:** ![Sateryn76](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Sateryn76](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sateryn76)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/25 "2010-01-06T15:27:04Z")
This song makes me want to lick my fingers and twist my nipples… [So Into You - Atlanta Rhythm Section](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPdLb69-qk) ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfyre](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfyre/32/9972_2.png) [@Shadowfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfyre)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/26 "2010-01-06T15:33:42Z")
Glory Box by Portishead. Much like Massive Attack, most any of Portishead’s music could be considered fuck music. From the way back machine, Mea Culpa by Enigma. There’s even a lot of heavy breathing over the bump and grind rhythm toward the end of the song. ---
**Author:** ![LVBoPeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/858c86/32.png) [@LVBoPeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVBoPeep)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/27 "2010-01-06T16:24:40Z")
White Stripes _Ball & Biscuit_ gets to me every time ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/28 "2010-01-06T16:45:19Z")
This guy I worked with (and totally wanted to nail) admitted to a coworker (in a conversation I overheard) that whenever he hears a woman sing “Me and Bobby McGee” it really turns him on. So the next time we hung out, I made sure it was at a bar with Karaoke… and you know what I did. He later said he didn’t know why that song turned him on… it just did. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/29 "2010-01-06T17:04:40Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > This guy I worked with (and totally wanted to nail) admitted to a coworker (in a conversation I overheard) that whenever he hears a woman sing “Me and Bobby McGee” it really turns him on. So the next time we hung out, I made sure it was at a bar with Karaoke… and you know what I did. \ Got up when the song came on, started singing, sounded like a wounded sheep, sat back down so embarrassed you wished the ground would open and swallow you whole, transferred to another department? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/30 "2010-01-06T17:18:29Z")
> [@Sateryn76](#): > > This song makes me want to lick my fingers and twist my nipples… > > [So Into You - Atlanta Rhythm Section](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPdLb69-qk) That’s a good one - nice, slow groove. ---
**Author:** ![Baggins111](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@Baggins111](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baggins111)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/31 "2010-01-06T17:51:39Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUB](#): > > Fiona Apple in general; “Shadow Boxer” specifically Same except I’ll add “Slow Like Honey.” Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/32 "2010-01-06T18:14:25Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Got up when the song came on, started singing, sounded like a wounded sheep, sat back down so embarrassed you wished the ground would open and swallow you whole, transferred to another department? 😃 Um… the opposite… of all of it. He turned into a psycho a few months later… _he_ ended up being the one who left the company… Well, got fired because he’s a psycho… I sure know how to pick 'em. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/33 "2010-01-06T18:48:52Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > I once put Massive Attack’s _Mezzanine_ album on while some folks were over for dinner, including a female friend of my sister. By the second, song, she said to me, “I’m sorry, but I’ve got to ask you to take off that fuck music.” So, I guess that’s a vote in favor. That’s the album I was going to mention. The album is atmospherically very dark (I describe it as sucking all the light out of a room), but damned if it’s not good fuck music. And in college, for whatever reason, Enya seemed to have a knickers-dropping effect on women. ---
**Author:** ![Alma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alma)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/34 "2010-01-06T18:52:12Z")
> [@outlierrn](#): > > **Morphine** > > \*you look like rain \*and _whisper_ instantly come to mind, sorry, but youtube fails For me, it’s _Buena_. That opening bass line is so very [sexy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M34iZH4-qkI). ---
**Author:** ![Gesturing\_Mildly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@Gesturing\_Mildly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gesturing_Mildly)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/35 "2010-01-06T18:54:49Z")
> [@LVBoPeep](#): > > White Stripes _Ball & Biscuit_ gets to me every time This is one of those fantastic songs where I don’t even really understand what he’s talking about, but I _understand_ what he’s talking about. You know? I’d say: The Doors - Back Door Man Gov’t Mule - Bad Little Doggie Led Zeppelin - Custard Pie ---
**Author:** ![Barrett\_Bonden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@Barrett\_Bonden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barrett_Bonden)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/36 "2010-01-06T19:04:33Z")
Closer - NIN ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/37 "2010-01-06T19:04:44Z")
> [@Cat Fight](#): > > Anything by Heart, especially “Magic Man.” It’s just so hotly, desperately horny. > [@Cat Whisperer](#): > > I prefer their “Crazy on You” for sheer, throbbing sexy. 🙂 Oh, yeah! > [@panache45](#): > > The “Dies Irae” from Verdi’s _Requiem._ > > The final movement of Beethoven’s Ninth. > > That one chord from Barber’s _Adagio for Strings._ > > Lots of music by Rachmaninoff. These, two! ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/38 "2010-01-06T19:24:51Z")
Add me to Massive Attack’s _Mezzanine_ fan club. I’ll never forget the first time I heard that album. It was almost like a religious experience. Others: “Since I’ve Been Loving You” by Led Zeppelin “Lover, You Should Have Come Over” by Jeff Buckley “The Rhythm of the Heat” by Peter Gabriel ---
**Author:** ![Headrush042](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Headrush042](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Headrush042)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/39 "2010-01-06T20:58:24Z")
Collide’s song [Inside](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-agjdL7CQY) is pure sex. So is Diana Krall – her renditions of [Peel Me a Grape](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HYhD7hTezU) and [Frim Fram Sauce](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrMJzCMrYNY) are steamy as hell. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2010, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848/40 "2010-01-06T21:11:51Z")
To mention something different, The Golden Palominos’ LP Pure is basically an album for shtupping. (You can tell that from the cover, with its closeup photo of a woman’s naked breast.) Standout tracks: “Anything,” “Pure,” and “Heaven”. But my current fave groin-greaser is Jimi Hendrix-influenced Muse B-side [“The Groove” [live, probably from '04]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rxm-eL3QLXs), which true to its name has a really sexy groove that I’m confident will convert 99% of you into Muse fans if you give it a chance. This rarely-performed track clocks in here at a compact 2:33 and features one of Matt Bellamy’s better guitar solos, which is saying something (he’s got of a lot of good ones). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music-that-goes-straight-to-your-groin/523848.md?page=3)