# Music

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 16, 2003, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004 "2003-07-16T23:18:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/21 "2003-07-17T19:33:13Z")

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Okay, I’m watching MTV 2. What’s on? A rap group called _Blacksheep_. The video? A Carhart-wearing rapper is singing, leaning a bit, a thuggy look on his face, with a couple of guys at his side flashing gang signs every so often, and folks dancing in the background. They’ll cut away to the folks dancing, and zoom in on a good, thick jiggly booty every so often.

Sigh.

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**Author:** ![greck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ab992/32.png) [@greck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/greck)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/22 "2003-07-17T20:15:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Dung Beetle \*  
> \*\*Well, lemme tell ya…back in my day, we had REAL music! None 'a this bang, bang, bang. And you could understand most of the words! What’s with this “sampling”? Back in my day, people wrote their own songs! It’s because these new musicians have no TALENT! Every one of these consarned songs sounds the same to me.  
> Help! I’m 33 years old!:eek: \*\*

Dude, back in your (our, I’m 33 too) day we had WHAM!, Duran Duran, Madonna before “like a virgin” (and even after) Tiffany, Debbie Gibson…

Sigh

That’s when music really meant something.

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/23 "2003-07-17T20:27:10Z")

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_Sigh_ I miss the good old days when music was music: Sugar Sugar (Number 1 song of 1969, if memory serves), My Baby Does the Hanky Panky, Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love in My Tummy . . . and these were _popular_ songs.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/24 "2003-07-17T20:54:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fessie \*  
> \*\*uh…no There’s plenty of bad music. \*\*

Bad music to you does not equal bad music.

Haven’t we been over this in the pit before?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/25 "2003-07-17T21:09:20Z")

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Sorry, I didn’t mean to start that arguement again, and certainly don’t mean to hijack a otherwise relatively lighthearted pit thread.

I guess I’m a bit cranky today.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/26 "2003-07-17T23:22:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Janie Jones \*  
> \*\*I don’t think **Lobbie** is complaining about how it’s impossible to find a variety of music. Rather, I thinks he’s ranting about the very poor musical taste of the masses who continue to lap up this crap, thereby creating more incentive to produce said crap.
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> But I may be wrong. It’s happend before … \*\*

No, you are mostly right.

I know there’s a variety of music because I have a lot of it. I just dislike the fact that most/all of the music on ALL the music channels is pants. **elmwood** has it described perfectly.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/27 "2003-07-17T23:30:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Aslan of Narnia \*  
> \*\*Don’t forget the electronic music, Don’t forget the electronic music, Don’t forget the electronic music, Don’t forget the electronic music, Don’t forget the electronic music, Don’t forget the electronic music, Don’t forget the electronic music, which seems to just loop between one line, occasionly adding some variance in the beat to make it slightly different. Ugh.  
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Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it, there’s more than just _that_ kind of electronic music out there.

I give you [exhibit A](http://www.mesh.co.uk), [exhibit B](http://www.irismusic.com), and [exhibit C](http://www.recoil.co.uk).

I thank you for your time.

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/28 "2003-07-17T23:52:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by interface2x \*  
> \*\*Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it, there’s more than just _that_ kind of electronic music out there.
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> I give you [exhibit A](http://www.mesh.co.uk), [exhibit B](http://www.irismusic.com), and [exhibit C](http://www.recoil.co.uk).
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> I thank you for your time. \*\*

Yeah, I know. I was talking about the electronic music they usually play on the radios and TV stations, because Lobsang was complaning that all the _pop_ and _hip hop_ music they play on the radio and TV is crap. I listen to other electronica that doesn’t loop. I suppose I should’ve added a “that type” to it.

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**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/29 "2003-07-18T00:04:01Z")

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Audioslave blows hairy goat balls. 🙂

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**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/30 "2003-07-18T01:51:49Z")

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I’m with Jin. Audioslave is the modern damn yankees/traveling wilburys. Likewise with zwan. Blah, blah,blah. Very little originality, really. Nothing wrong with electronica, as long as you’re in the mood for it. It’s all just, as several pointed out here, subjective. Me? I’ll take Reverend Horton Heat over Audioslave any day. Prefer Patricia Barber to Diana Krall, and Galaxie 500 to most modern rock. Though I must say, hip-hop is scoring points, quick, inventive lyrics and pseudo-original beats and drops, I hope it keeps on morphing.

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**Author:** ![Planet\_of\_the\_Shapes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Planet\_of\_the\_Shapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Planet_of_the_Shapes)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/31 "2003-07-18T10:14:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by interface2x \*  
> \*\*Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it. Not all of it, there’s more than just _that_ kind of electronic music out there.
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> I give you [exhibit A](http://www.mesh.co.uk), [exhibit B](http://www.irismusic.com), and [exhibit C](http://www.recoil.co.uk).
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> I thank you for your time. \*\*

Well i like both the repetitive dance stuff (although not the stuff you’ll hear in the charts) and the more “intelligent” electronica. I don’t think i’ve heard of those three though, i’ll investigate them when i get home. Thanks for posting them…

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**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\
**Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/32 "2003-07-18T13:12:06Z")

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I like hip hop. And electronica. And even some country.

But I hate, hate, hate Audioslave. Isn’t there enough boring rock already without them adding to the pile?

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**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/33 "2003-07-19T07:07:55Z")

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How dare you say Audioslave sucks? To all those who say it sucks, you know your favourite band will achieve the perfectness or indyness and all those other nesss except Elliot Ness, that is inherent in everything Audioslave does! They aren’t fit to hold Audioslave’s jockstrap!  
😉

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/34 "2003-07-19T07:37:12Z")

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Indyness does not necessarily indicate anything of value;)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/35 "2003-07-19T08:05:46Z")

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Indyness does not necessarily indicate anything of value;)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/36 "2003-07-19T08:14:44Z")

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Bugger. It didn’t say it’d gone through initially…

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/37 "2003-07-19T10:07:12Z")

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> Bad music to you does not equal bad music.

Sure it does. _System of a Down_ is, objectively, to any rational, reasonable human being, bad music. Anyone that disagrees must be insane and deserving of a bullet to the head. Why? Because it’s bad music. How do I know it’s bad music? Because anyone that disagrees must be insane and deserving of a bullet to the head. How do I know? Because it’s bad music…

Look, some things just suck, okay? Let’s not have this “Everything’s subjective!” crap.

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**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/38 "2003-07-19T12:51:36Z")

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**Aslan of Narnia** : I’m sorry, but a recent study amongst the world’s top scientists has determined that Audioslave consists of almost 100% shite (with smatterings of lemon juice).

I disagree with them. I think Audioslave consists of almost all that is great in the world of early '90s music. Somehow, when mixed together it just came out as a grinding mess, rock whose grandiosity is only exceeded by its ability to inflict pain upon the listener.

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/39 "2003-07-19T16:16:03Z")

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> _Origially posted by iampunha_  
> Indyness does not necessarily indicate anything of value

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> _Originally posted by iampunha_  
> Indyness does not necessarily indicate anything of value

Until you posted this:

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> _Originally posted by iampunha_  
> Bugger. It didn’t say it’d gone through initially…

I thought you were just making fun of electronic music 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2003, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/music/189004/40 "2003-07-20T12:08:13Z")

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I don’t mind any music, or at least I used to not mind about any music, but when you see Justin Timberlakes ‘rock you’re body’ every single time, and Pink and a whole other load of craptacular wanna-be gangsters it just makes the music not worth listening to anymore.

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