# Musical Instrument Madness Round Three

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 14, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900 "2008-06-14T07:07:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/1 "2008-06-14T07:07:41Z")

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There was some tight competition in round 2, including two ties which I had to break (I casted my vote for French Horn and Harpsichord, two instruments which I have sitting within sight of my computer), and what is going to be disappointments for many of you (I’m sad to see the Marimba, Synthesizer and Mandolin go…and I’d be sadder about the Hammond Organ if it wasn’t knocked out by my preferred Pipe Organ), and this round is going to be even worse, especially with some of the traditional rivals going up against each other.

Poll closes Tuesday night.

Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 4. Saxophone

2. Clarinet  
vs 6. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit  
vs 4. Timpani

4. Steel Drums  
vs 3. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 5. Banjo

6. Violin  
vs 3. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 4. Harpsichord

8. Electric Guitar  
vs 3. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/2 "2008-06-14T07:12:13Z")

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crap, since I can’t report my own post, if a mod stumbles in here, please change the title to round THREE. thank you.

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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/3 "2008-06-14T07:12:47Z")

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Aerophone bracket:  
Saxophone  
Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:  
Timpani  
Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:  
Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:  
Acoustic Grand Piano  
2. Electric Guitar

I reported your post to have the thread title fixed.

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**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/4 "2008-06-14T13:41:22Z")

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1. Trumpet

2. French Horn

3. Timpani

4. Vibraphone

5. Banjo

6. Cello

7. Harpsichord

8. Pipe Organ

Alas! my favorite (oboe) is no more.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/5 "2008-06-14T14:12:55Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone
2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Timpani
2. Vibraphone

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/6 "2008-06-14T15:04:12Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone
2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/7 "2008-06-14T15:40:55Z")

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Voting in blue as before.

[QUOTE=fusoya]  
Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet (this one was basically a coin flip)  
vs 4. Saxophone

2. Clarinet (ditto here)  
vs 6. French Horn

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit  
vs 4. Timpani (Slight bias because my brother plays the timpani.)

2. Steel Drums  
vs 3. Vibraphone (As nifty as steel drums are, they just don’t have that many applications.)  
Chordophone bracket:

3. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar (again, multiple applications trumps distinctive sound)  
vs 5. Banjo

4. Violin  
vs 3. Cello (the cello’s more mellow timbre wins out; plus, any instrument that you put between your legs = instant win. :P)

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano (even if the harpsichord is the spiritual ancestor of the piano, the latter instrument gets my vote for being way, way more versatile; plus, I’m a pianist)  
vs 4. Harpsichord

2. Electric Guitar  
vs 3. Pipe Organ (Since I gave one to the guitar earlier, and IMHO pipe organs have a slight advantage over electric guitars in providing Evil Villain Theme Music. :D)  
[/QUOTE]

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/8 "2008-06-14T16:10:10Z")

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Aerophone bracket:  
4. Saxophone  
2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Vibraphone

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/9 "2008-06-14T16:13:14Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone [have to go with the sexier option]

2. Clarinet [same reason; not that clarinets are especially sexy, but french horns are even less so (sorry, **fusoya** )]  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit

4. Steel Drums  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Violin  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/10 "2008-06-14T17:17:49Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone

2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Violin

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano

2. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/11 "2008-06-14T17:27:32Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone

2. Clarinet  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit

4. Steel Drums  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Banjo

6. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/12 "2008-06-14T17:32:09Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet
2. French Horn

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:  
4. Timpani  
10. Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:

1. Banjo (I gotta go with banjo just because my FIL is a banjoist).
2. Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/13 "2008-06-14T18:27:36Z")

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Once again, my choices are in red:

Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 4. Saxophone

2. Clarinet  
vs 6. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit  
vs 4. Timpani

4. Steel Drums  
vs 3. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 5. Banjo, which I would have picked (heh!) over either the #2 or #3

6. Violin  
vs 3. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 4. Harpsichord

8. Electric Guitar  
vs 3. Pipe Organ

I agree with your assuming the prerogative to cast tie-breaking votes. If I ever host a tournament (and I do have a couple of ideas swirling around in my head), I’ll make my votes worth 1.5 points each.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/14 "2008-06-14T18:46:49Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

**1. Trumpet**  
vs 4. Saxophone

**2. Clarinet**  
vs 6. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

**1. Drumkit**  
vs 4. Timpani

**10. Steel Drums**  
vs 3. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

**1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar**  
vs 5. Banjo

**2. Violin**  
vs 3. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

**1. Acoustic Grand Piano**  
vs 4. Harpsichord

**2. Electric Guitar**  
vs 3. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/15 "2008-06-14T22:23:12Z")

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Trumpet

French Horn  
Timpani

Vibraphone  
Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

Violin (I’m resigned to losing this one, though)  
Grand Piano

Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/16 "2008-06-15T00:39:20Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit

2. Vibraphone

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

2. Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Harpsichord

2. Electric Guitar

Joe

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/17 "2008-06-15T01:03:28Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet
2. French Horn

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit

2. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

3. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

4. Violin

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/18 "2008-06-15T02:23:43Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

Trumpet

Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

Timpani

Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

Banjo

Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

Acoustic Grand Piano

Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/19 "2008-06-15T02:43:25Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 4. Saxophone

2. Clarinet  
vs 6. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit  
vs 4. Timpani

4. Steel Drums  
vs 3. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 5. Banjo

6. Violin  
vs 3. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 4. Harpsichord

8. Electric Guitar  
vs 3. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![RachelChristine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7ab992/32.png) [@RachelChristine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RachelChristine)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/20 "2008-06-15T03:53:47Z")

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Aerophone bracket:  
4. Saxophone  
6. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit

2. Steel Drums  
Chordophone bracket:

3. Banjo

4. Violin  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

5. Acoustic Grand Piano

6. Electric Guitar

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