# Musical Instrument Madness Round Three

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 14, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900 "2008-06-14T07:07:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/21 "2008-06-15T04:09:34Z")

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I am a little sad I missed the first couple of rounds, oh well.

[QUOTE=fusoya]  
There was some tight competition in round 2, including two ties which I had to break (I casted my vote for French Horn and Harpsichord, two instruments which I have sitting within sight of my computer),  
[/quote]

Before I vote. You have a harpsichord? Within sight of your computer? :eek:

You are officially the coolest person I have ever met.

Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

I like the sax, but sax players really take it down a notch for me. Trumpet for the win!  
2. Clarinet

All about the Clarinet  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit

Drumkit can mean so many things. Timpani are always Timpani.  
3. Vibraphone

Hard, but Steel drums are almost never used well.  
Chordophone bracket:

1. Banjo  
As a guitar player I will let you know that deep down we all want to play banjo.
2. Cello  
No comment for this one, I just like the Cello

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Harpsichord

See my comment at the top of the thread re: Harpsichord and coolness.

1. Electric Guitar

Ok, my real answer is probably pipe organ, but since I chose banjo over acoustic guitar I feel I have to stand up for my primary instrument.

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2008, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/22 "2008-06-15T07:57:52Z")

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1. Trumpet

2. French Horn

3. Drumkit

4. Steel Drums

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Violin

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/23 "2008-06-16T05:41:02Z")

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[QUOTE=NAF1138]

Before I vote. You have a harpsichord? Within sight of your computer? :eek:

You are officially the coolest person I have ever met.

[/QUOTE]

Indeed. A Chickering upright, which has been in my family for the last 4 or 5 generations. Unfortunately not all of the keys work, and I have been warned that replacing the parts (strings, hooks, etc) would make it lose its antique value. Still, you have got to love the response action of a harpsichord, which operates by plucking strings, rather than hammering them. I also believe it to be a CARDINAL SIN for anything originally composed for Harpischord to be recorded and published while playing a Piano (which is unfortunately true for almost every Bach sonata out there…)

Oh uh. If anybody else wants to vote Harpsichord, be my guest.

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**Author:** ![MrSquishy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@MrSquishy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrSquishy)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/24 "2008-06-16T05:59:29Z")

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1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

3. Drumkit

4. Vibraphone

5. Banjo

6. Cello

7. Harpsichord

8. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/25 "2008-06-16T15:55:07Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit

4. Steel Drums  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Banjo

6. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Electric Guitar  
I played Saxaphone so it was hard to pick the trumpet over it but I think the trumpet is more fun to listen to.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/26 "2008-06-16T16:07:30Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Timpani

4. Steel Drums  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Violin  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/27 "2008-06-16T17:06:12Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone

2. French Horn  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit

4. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/28 "2008-06-16T18:10:49Z")

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1. Saxophone

2. French Horn

3. Drumkit

4. Vibraphone

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Cello

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/29 "2008-06-16T20:03:05Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet
2. French Horn

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Timpani
2. Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:

1. Banjo
2. Violin

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/30 "2008-06-16T20:59:14Z")

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[  
Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs **4. Saxophone**

2. Clarinet  
vs **6. French Horn**

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

**1. Drumkit**  
vs 4. Timpani

1. Steel Drums  
vs **3. Vibraphone**

Chordophone bracket:

**1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar** vs 5. Banjo

1. Violin  
vs **3. Cello**  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

**1. Acoustic Grand Piano**  
vs 4. Harpsichord

1. Electric Guitar  
vs **3. Pipe Organ**

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/31 "2008-06-16T21:39:02Z")

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Huh…must’ve missed Round 2. Ah well…

Aerophone bracket:  
4. Saxophone  
2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Cello\*

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

\*Good thing I previewed…I had accidentally picked Violin. A fine instrument, no doubt, but I’m looking for the Cello to win the whole shebang.

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**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/32 "2008-06-16T21:48:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
\*Good thing I previewed…I had accidentally picked Violin. A fine instrument, no doubt, but I’m looking for the Cello to win the whole shebang.  
[/QUOTE]

I like that spirit. I feel like I’m going out to Brazil in the quarter-finals.

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**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/33 "2008-06-16T22:12:46Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone

2. Clarinet

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit

2. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

3. Banjo

4. Violin

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano

2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/34 "2008-06-16T23:26:23Z")

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My votes follow below.

Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet (I am learning to play it now, as a matter of fact)

2. Clarinet (Definitely prefer the sound of this one)  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit (Rock all the way, baby!)

4. Vibraphone (I prefer the sound of this one)  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar (This one was easy to decide).

6. Cello (But this one was REAL HARD… I ended up going with the cello for its sound).  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano (Another hard one! But the piano is more expressive).

8. Pipe Organ (No contest here, though. Pipe Organ FTW!)

Just my 2 eurocent!

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**Author:** ![NAF1138](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naf1138/32/3245_2.png) [@NAF1138](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NAF1138)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/35 "2008-06-17T00:03:06Z")

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It looks like the banjo is going down in flames. Let me take a moment to tell you all how wrong this decision is. I am a guitar player. I play steelstring acoustic easily as often as electric, and while it is cool…the banjo it totally awesome! Not as awesome as mandolin, and nowhere near as killer as the ukelele, but still totally awesome. Steelstring isn’t even as cool as nylon string (though infinitley more useful).

So what I am saying is…vote banjo, because it’s just cool and steelstring acoustic is really kind of a boring instument.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Who](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Doctor\_Who](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Who)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/36 "2008-06-17T01:07:51Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet
2. French Horn

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Steel Drums

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Violin

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/37 "2008-06-17T03:25:22Z")

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Saxophone

Clarinet

Drumkit

Steel Drums

Banjo

Violin

Acoustic Grand Piano

Electric Guitar

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**Author:** ![bundykala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bundykala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bundykala)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/38 "2008-06-17T05:24:27Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Saxophone

2. French Horn - I am amazed that so many people picked the clarinet over this.  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Timpani

4. Vibraphone  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Cello  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. Acoustic Grand Piano

8. Pipe Organ

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/39 "2008-06-17T19:09:59Z")

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1. Trumpet
2. Clarinet (aiee! This match-up killed me! But I had to go with the clarinet mostly because of the intro to “Rhapsody in Blue”.)
3. Timpani
4. Vibraphone
5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
Cello (Agh! Impossible to choose! But went with cello as it is less whiny.)
6. Acoustic Grand Piano
7. Pipe Organ (my pick to win the whole shebang)

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**Author:** ![Parthol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Parthol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parthol)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-three/452900/40 "2008-06-17T20:50:14Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 4. **Saxophone**

2. Clarinet  
vs 6. **French Horn**  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

3. Drumkit  
vs 4. **Timpani**

4. Steel Drums  
vs 3. **Vibraphone**  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 5. **Banjo**

6. Violin  
vs 3. **Cello**  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

7. **Acoustic Grand Piano**  
vs 4. Harpsichord

8. Electric Guitar  
vs 3. **Pipe Organ**

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