# Musical Instrument Madness Round Two

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 11, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539 "2008-06-11T05:34:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/1 "2008-06-11T05:34:49Z")

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One thing I learned from the first round is there are all kinds of musical tastes among our members…the only exception being the barrel organ. I was sad to see accordion and carillon both go down, as I learned to play both of them and carillon just might be the biggest musical instrument there is (what do you think the leaning tower of Pisa is?). I also regret not including the Alp Horn, which is another personal favorite of mine which totally slipped my mind when I was writing this.

Okay, round 2, go. Ends Friday night at 9PM EDT.

Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 9. Oboe

2. Clarinet  
vs 7. Bassoon

3. Trombone  
vs 6. French Horn

4. Saxophone  
vs 12. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit  
vs 8. Celesta

6. Tambourine  
vs 10. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone  
vs 6. Tubular Bells

8. Timpani  
vs 5. Marimba  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 8. Acoustic Double Bass

10. Violin  
vs 10. Mandolin

11. Cello  
vs 11. Dobro

12. Ukelele  
vs 5. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 9. Pedal Steel Guitar

14. Electric Guiar  
vs 7. Moog Synthesizer

15. Pipe Organ  
vs 6. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. Harpsichord  
vs 5. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/2 "2008-06-11T06:19:11Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Oboe

2. Bassoon

3. Trombone

4. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit

6. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone

8. Timpani

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

2. Mandolin

3. Cello

4. Ukelele

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Pedal Steel Guitar

2. Electric Guiar

3. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

Electric Bass

Joe

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**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/3 "2008-06-11T06:47:55Z")

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Aerophone bracket:  
Oboe  
Clarinet  
French Horn  
Saxophone

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:  
Drumkit  
Steel Drums  
Tubular Bells  
Timpani

Chordophone bracket:  
Acoustic Double Bass (FTW!)  
Violin  
Cello  
Banjo

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:  
Acoustic Grand Piano  
Electric Guiar  
Pipe Organ  
Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/4 "2008-06-11T08:02:03Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. **Trumpet**  
vs 9. Oboe

2. Clarinet  
vs 7. **Bassoon**

3. Trombone  
vs 6. **French Horn**

4. **Saxophone**  
vs 12. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. **Drumkit**  
vs 8. Celesta

6. Tambourine  
vs 10. **Steel Drums**

7. Vibraphone  
vs 6. **Tubular Bells**

8. **Timpani**  
vs 5. Marimba  
Chordophone bracket:

9. **Steelstring Acoustic Guitar**  
vs 8. Acoustic Double Bass

10. **Violin**  
vs 10. Mandolin

11. **Cello**  
vs 11. Dobro

12. Ukelele  
vs 5. **Banjo**  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. **Acoustic Grand Piano**  
vs 9. Pedal Steel Guitar

14. **Electric Guitar**  
vs 7. Moog Synthesizer

15. **Pipe Organ**  
vs 6. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. **Harpsichord**  
vs 5. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/5 "2008-06-11T10:24:42Z")

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Now this round is a heck of a lot harder than the first!

1. Oboe

2. Bassoon

3. Trombone

4. Saxophone

5. Celesta

6. Tambourine

7. Tubular Bells

8. Marimba

9. Acoustic Double Bass

10. Mandolin

11. Cello

12. Banjo

13. Acoustic Grand Piano

14. Electric Guitar

15. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. Harpsichord

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/6 "2008-06-11T10:50:33Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

3. Trombone

4. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit

6. Steel Drums

7. Tubular Bells

8. Timpani

Chordophone bracket:

1. Acoustic Double Bass

2. Mandolin

3. Cello

4. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

5. Acoustic Grand Piano

6. Electric Guiar

7. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/7 "2008-06-11T11:26:38Z")

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Trumpet

Clarinet

Trombone

Saxophone

Drumkit

Steel Drums

Tubular Bells

Timpani

Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

Violin

Dobro

Banjo

Acoustic Grand Piano

Electric Guitar

Pipe Organ

Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/8 "2008-06-11T11:49:54Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet
2. Clarinet
3. French Horn
4. Saxophone

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Steel Drums
3. Vibraphone
4. Timpani

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

2. Violin

3. Cello

4. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

5. Acoustic Grand Piano

6. Electric Guiar

7. Pipe Organ

8. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/9 "2008-06-11T14:39:13Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Bassoon

3. Trombone

4. Harmonica

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Celesta

2. Steel Drums

3. Vibraphone

4. Timpani  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Acoustic Double Bass

6. Mandolin

7. Dobro

8. Banjo

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Pedal Steel Guitar

2. Moog Synthesizer

3. Pipe Organ

4. Harpsichord

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/10 "2008-06-11T14:41:29Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 9. Oboe

2. Clarinet  
vs 7. Bassoon

3. Trombone  
vs 6. French Horn

4. Saxophone  
vs 12. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit  
vs 8. Celesta

6. Tambourine  
vs 10. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone  
vs 6. Tubular Bells

8. Timpani  
vs 5. Marimba  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 8. Acoustic Double Bass

10. Violin  
vs 10. Mandolin

11. Cello  
vs 11. Dobro

12. Ukelele  
vs 5. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 9. Pedal Steel Guitar

14. Electric Guiar  
vs 7. Moog Synthesizer

15. Pipe Organ  
vs 6. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. Harpsichord  
vs 5. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/11 "2008-06-11T15:38:55Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

3. French Horn

4. Saxophone

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Celesta

2. Steel Drums

3. Vibraphone

4. Marimba  
Chordophone bracket:

5. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

6. Mandolin

7. Cello

8. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

9. Acoustic Grand Piano

10. Electric Guiar

11. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

12. Electric Bass

If ukulele makes it to the next round, pls. fix the spelling

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/12 "2008-06-11T15:42:47Z")

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1. Trumpet

2. Bassoon

3. Trombone

4. Saxophone  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit

6. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone

8. Timpani  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Acoustic Double Bass

10. Violin

11. Cello

12. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano

14. Electric Guiar

15. Pipe Organ

16. Electric Bass  
It’s too bad the Harmonica has such tuff competition this round I was hoping to see in go deep into the tournament. Besides that all easy picks this round.

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**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/13 "2008-06-11T15:46:15Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. **Trumpet**  
vs 9. Oboe

2. **Clarinet**  
vs 7. Bassoon

3. **Trombone**  
vs 6. French Horn

4. **Saxophone**  
vs 12. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit  
vs 8. **Celesta**

6. Tambourine  
vs 10. **Steel Drums**

7. Vibraphone  
vs 6. **Tubular Bells**

8. **Timpani**  
vs 5. Marimba  
Chordophone bracket:

9. **Steelstring Acoustic Guitar**  
vs 8. Acoustic Double Bass

10. Violin  
vs 10. **Mandolin**

11. Cello  
vs 11. **Dobro**

12. Ukulele  
vs 5. **Banjo**  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 9. **Pedal Steel Guitar**

14. **Electric Guitar**  
vs 7. Moog Synthesizer

15. Pipe Organ  
vs 6. **Electric Hammond B3 Organ**

16. **Harpsichord**  
vs 5. Electric Bass

Much harder!

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/14 "2008-06-11T15:55:59Z")

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I said there were a lot of easy ones in the first round - but the end result is that this round is great. There are a lot of painful choices here. How the hell am I supposed to choose between a pipe organ (the only kind of instrument I’ve ever _walked in_) and a B3?  
Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet
2. Clarinet
3. Trombone
4. Saxophone

Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

1. Drumkit
2. Tambourine
3. Tubular Bells
4. Timpani

Chordophone bracket:

1. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar
2. Mandolin
3. Dobro
4. Banjo

Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

1. Acoustic Grand Piano
2. Electric Guitar  
Electric Hammond B3 Organ
3. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/15 "2008-06-11T18:27:52Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

3. Trombone

4. Saxophone  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit

6. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone

8. Timpani  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

10. Violin

11. Dobro

12. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano

14. Electric Guiar

15. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/16 "2008-06-11T19:06:26Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

3. French Horn

4. Saxophone  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Celesta

6. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone

8. Timpani  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

10. Violin

11. Cello

12. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Pedal Steel Guitar

14. Electric Guiar

15. Pipe Organ

16. Harpsichord

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/17 "2008-06-11T19:31:28Z")

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Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet

2. Clarinet

3. Trombone

4. Saxophone  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit

6. Steel Drums

7. Tubular Bells

8. Timpani  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

10. Violin

11. Dobro

12. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano

14. Electric Guitar

15. Pipe Organ

16. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/18 "2008-06-11T19:42:57Z")

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My choices are once again highlighted in red.

Aerophone bracket:

1. Trumpet  
vs 9. Oboe

2. Clarinet  
vs 7. Bassoon

3. Trombone  
vs 6. French Horn

4. Saxophone  
vs 12. Harmonica  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Drumkit  
vs 8. Celesta

6. Tambourine  
vs 10. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone  
vs 6. Tubular Bells

8. Timpani  
vs 5. Marimba  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar  
vs 8. Acoustic Double Bass

10. Violin  
vs 10. Mandolin

11. Cello  
vs 11. Dobro

12. Ukulele  
vs 5. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano  
vs 9. Pedal Steel Guitar

14. Electric Guitar  
vs 7. Moog Synthesizer

15. Pipe Organ  
vs 6. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. Harpsichord  
vs 5. Electric Bass

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/19 "2008-06-11T19:51:42Z")

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1. Oboe

2. Clarinet

3. French Horn

4. Saxophone  
Idiophones/Membranophone bracket:

5. Celesta

6. Steel Drums

7. Vibraphone

8. Timpani  
Chordophone bracket:

9. Steelstring Acoustic Guitar

10. Violin

11. Cello

12. Banjo  
Electronic/Mechanical bracket:

13. Acoustic Grand Piano

14. Electric Guiar

15. Electric Hammond B3 Organ

16. Harpsichord

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-instrument-madness-round-two/452539/20 "2008-06-11T19:56:43Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
If ukulele makes it to the next round, pls. fix the spelling  
[/QUOTE]

I was going to say the same thing, but it turns out that [_ukelele_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ukulele) is an acceptable variant in the United Kingdom and elsewhere. I always hear Don Ho pronouncing the word “u-ku-le-le” when I type it.

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