# Musical porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 31, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663 "2008-01-31T01:35:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/1 "2008-01-31T01:35:39Z")
I can’t believe I am even going to ask this, but… …has there ever been a musical porn film? Singing, dancing, and bangin’ in the rain, so to speak? ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/2 "2008-01-31T01:38:25Z")
I haven’t seen it but [this](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074113/) version of Alice in Wonderland billed itself as one. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/3 "2008-01-31T01:40:03Z")
There have been a few. [This is one](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/) [This is another](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077534/) My guess is that further examples of this genre would be around the same time period. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/4 "2008-01-31T01:48:31Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] There have been a few. [This is one](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/) [This is another](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077534/) My guess is that further examples of this genre would be around the same time period. [/QUOTE] great examples, but note- not “hardcore” porn. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/5 "2008-01-31T01:48:36Z")
[QUOTE=Governor Quinn] There have been a few. [This is one](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074533/) [/quote] The First Nudie Musical has Cindy Williams and Ron Howard. Both keep their clothes on, but mostly no one else does. The auditions for a nude comedy film in a film are especially good, and one Busby Berkeley-type number is called Dancing Dildos. How do I know so much about it? I was involved with the music score when it was first produced. A publisher called me up and said they had some music with raunchy lyrics and did I have any objections to working with it? I said, “Fuck, no – bring it on!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/6 "2008-01-31T02:11:15Z")
[QUOTE=Wee Bairn] I haven’t seen it but [this](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074113/) version of Alice in Wonderland billed itself as one. [/QUOTE] I _have_ seen it. In fact, I own a copy. definitely hard-core. All in all a not-too-bad movie, and the [actress](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0213374/) who plays [Alice](http://gfx1.gamelink.com/GLImages/prodimages/207682.jpg) is a knock-out! Google Image her name with Safe Search off and you’ll see proof that it’s hard-core. ---
**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/7 "2008-01-31T02:24:30Z")
she’s hot, especially for a 70’s porn chick, and damned if I don’t remember her from Meatballs. And amazon has this- I didn’t know they carried hardcore porn. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/8 "2008-01-31T02:28:55Z")
Check the rating. They also released an edited version of this tape that removed all the penetration. eta: Although…Amazon says the DVD has both versions on it… ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/9 "2008-01-31T02:49:42Z")
That version of _Alice is Wonderland_ really is a wonder. The songs are funny and hummable, the actors are fine character actors, the dancers really were dancers in real life, Alice looks like a Disney heroine, and the sex is all outdoor, sunny, joyful, and non-exploitative. And when the hardcore version was rediscovered in the late 1980s poor Kristine DeBell was hounded out of legitimate acting. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/10 "2008-01-31T02:56:34Z")
I think it’s a great question. I cannot cite exact titles, but I know there have been some. ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/11 "2008-01-31T05:17:54Z")
I was going to suggest the Alice in Wonderland one but it’s already been mentioned a few times. I watched it for a college class and I found it to be the most amusing porn I’d ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/12 "2008-01-31T05:38:55Z")
I am currently consulting an expert in the field who reviews x-rated movies for a living. She thinks there was one that was made recently and is checking into it. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/13 "2008-01-31T05:52:56Z")
[“Misty Beethoven: The Musical”](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418897/) directed by Veronica Hart ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/14 "2008-01-31T13:18:02Z")
“Romeo and Julian” billed itself as the first gay porn musical. Haven’t seen it. There was a spate of gay films in the 90s that included musical numbers. A personal favorite is “Nightwalk.” ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/15 "2008-01-31T13:25:57Z")
There was also a musical soft-core porn version of _Cinderella_; I’m guessing 1977. Had some decent indecent songs. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/16 "2008-01-31T13:37:12Z")
The original **Flesh Gordon** has a couple of songs in it (“Flash Gordon is Dead”), and in its original incarnation was truly rated X. It got cut down to a hard R over the years (the version I saw in Salt Lake City definitely was), but the original is available on DVD. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/17 "2008-01-31T14:30:07Z")
Meet the Feebles may qualify, but only if you’ll allow puppet sex as porn. ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/18 "2008-01-31T15:25:42Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Meet the Feebles may qualify, but only if you’ll allow puppet sex as porn. [/QUOTE] It is to the ratings board. See _[Not yet rated](http://imdb.com/title/tt0493459/)_. ---
**Author:** ![flickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7bcc69/32.png) [@flickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flickster)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-porn/435663/19 "2008-01-31T17:53:10Z")
Does it stand to reason there would be much humming 😃