# Musical questions that have not been adequately addressed **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 21, 2007, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276 "2007-11-21T02:29:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/21 "2007-11-21T03:56:26Z")
**Can’t you see? Oh, can’t you see what that woman’s been doin’ to me?** Um, yeah, dude. You should probably not leave the strap-on lying out on the coffee table when guests come over. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/22 "2007-11-21T04:06:08Z")
Who let the dogs out? That’s against ordinance. You could get a ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Sensitive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/58956e/32.png) [@Darth\_Sensitive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Sensitive)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/23 "2007-11-21T04:06:36Z")
And I wonder, still I wonder, **who’ll stop the rain?** Well, I hear the Chinese are working on making it not rain on Beijing for the Olympics, you can try them! ---
**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/24 "2007-11-21T04:07:47Z")
**…are you experienced? Have you ever been experienced?** Yes SIR! I spent 2 summers interning in my field and I already showed you this letter of recommendation from my previous employer here… **are you gonna go my way?** Sure, Lenny. Hop in. I’ll drop you at the MARTA station on my way home. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/25 "2007-11-21T04:08:12Z")
**I want to know; have you ever seen the rain?** Well, I live in [Atlanta](http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3730145&page=1), so no, not lately. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/26 "2007-11-21T04:08:35Z")
**How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?** Uh, 42? ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/27 "2007-11-21T04:10:18Z")
**I wonder wonder wonder wonder who: who wrote the book of love?** I did. In 1960. For 20 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/28 "2007-11-21T04:19:52Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] **I wonder wonder wonder wonder who: who wrote the book of love?** I did. In 1960. [/QUOTE] [Now you tell me.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9197857&postcount=3) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/29 "2007-11-21T04:24:07Z")
[QUOTE=fachverwirrt] **I wonder wonder wonder wonder who: who wrote the book of love?** I did. In 1960. For 20 minutes. [/QUOTE] Say, I’ll bet you can tell me: **How deep is the ocean?** ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/30 "2007-11-21T04:26:57Z")
Man, what are you doing here? Um, playing the piano–see my tip jar? ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/31 "2007-11-21T04:27:48Z")
What is this that stands before me? I dunno, but it smells like turkey! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/32 "2007-11-21T04:29:58Z")
Who’s cryin’ now? I am. ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/33 "2007-11-21T04:32:04Z")
[QUOTE=JThunder] [Now you tell me.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=9197857&postcount=3) [/QUOTE] Glad to help. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/34 "2007-11-21T04:32:30Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] Who’s cryin’ now? I am. [/QUOTE] **All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong?** ---
**Author:** ![fachverwirrt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/94ad74/32.png) [@fachverwirrt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fachverwirrt)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/35 "2007-11-21T04:34:03Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] **All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong?** [/QUOTE] Hoboken. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/36 "2007-11-21T04:34:25Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Who? [/QUOTE] First base. ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/37 "2007-11-21T04:46:29Z")
**I wo-wo-wo-wo-wonder why, why why why why why she ran away?** ‘Cuz she discovered you really _were_ overcompensating for something with that bigass 4x4 truck. And you’re fuckin’ ugly. **If a picture paints a thousand words, then why can’t I paint you?** Because you’re a singer, not a painter. **Oh baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn’t right here?** Well, Britney, hon, when you felt that breeze blow up your skirt, that should have been your first clue that you’d forgotten something. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/38 "2007-11-21T04:47:44Z")
[QUOTE=JThunder] I’m still trying to find out who wrote the Book of Love. [/QUOTE] _[It was an idiot!](http://www.jh3.com/robyn/base/song.asp?squid=224) It was a fool! A slobbering fool with a speech defect and a shaking hand! And he wrote my name Next to yours But it should have been David Byrne or somebody…_ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/39 "2007-11-21T04:48:57Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] **All the lonely people Where do they all come from? All the lonely people Where do they all belong?** [/QUOTE] I am embarrassed and may have to change my user name now. **Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly?** Well, all she wanted was to have some fun. **How could she do this to me?** She has her own life to live? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276/40 "2007-11-21T04:50:54Z")
[QUOTE=eleanorigby] I am embarrassed and may have to change my user name now. [/QUOTE] :smack: Sorry. I figured you probably get that all the time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions-that-have-not-been-adequately-addressed/427276.md?page=3)