# Musical Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 29, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587 "2013-10-29T20:13:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/241 "2013-12-10T19:12:06Z")

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1. Why was I nearly branded a Communist?
2. Where do six-time users hang around?
3. What is making itself clear?
4. Why does she want to be sure?
5. Who doesn’t have to wear that dress tonight?

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/242 "2013-12-10T19:18:52Z")

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1. Because you’re left-handed. (?)

2. 'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.

3. Roxanne.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/243 "2013-12-10T19:38:34Z")

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1. They hang around the theaters with the users and cheaters.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/244 "2013-12-10T19:50:07Z")

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All four of the above answers are correct.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/245 "2013-12-11T20:05:25Z")

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1. Refried confusion

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/246 "2013-12-11T20:07:25Z")

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And that’s my last one.

Still remaining from before my set:  
152. If a bottle of booze cost 10 cents, how much could I afford?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/247 "2013-12-11T20:35:33Z")

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I got nuthin’

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/248 "2013-12-11T23:54:32Z")

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Written by a Rhodes Scholar, it’s one of Dr. Pangloss’s favorite songs.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/249 "2013-12-12T00:54:35Z")

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1. Not even the smell.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/250 "2013-12-12T01:11:19Z")

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Still in play:  
134. When did you lose your baby?  
135. Who is there no greater actor than?  
146. Why can’t I hit you with a stick?  
147. What’s the least that you can do?  
149. What would I do to get to one bad man’s asshole?

To which I add:  
161.(also a clue to 135) What’s the best thing you could ever do?  
162. What’s a wonder?  
163. When do we make sweet weekly love?  
164. Why shouldn’t you ask me what I think of you?  
165. What will happen if daddy plays his cards right at the strip club?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/251 "2013-12-12T01:12:54Z")

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1. Loving you’s the least I can do.
2. Wednesday night (It’s Business Time.)

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/252 "2013-12-12T01:23:59Z")

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1. So close yet so far off.
2. Correct.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/253 "2013-12-12T01:39:33Z")

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> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> 1. Not even the smell.

Yep.

> [@Johnny\_Q](#):
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> 1. Why shouldn’t you ask me what I think of you?

1. I might not give the answer that you want me to.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 2013, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/254 "2013-12-12T01:41:40Z")

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1. Yep.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/255 "2013-12-23T18:01:00Z")

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Still in Play

161.(also a clue to 135) What’s the best thing you could ever do?  
162. What’s a wonder?  
165. What will happen if daddy plays his cards right at the strip club?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/256 "2013-12-23T18:03:17Z")

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1. that you can think at all? (kodachrome)

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/257 "2013-12-23T18:10:45Z")

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1. Die?

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**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/258 "2013-12-23T20:10:44Z")

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1. he’ll bring home your new mommy tonight

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2013, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/259 "2013-12-23T21:22:19Z")

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1. correct

2. yes.

3. not what I was thinking, but it works.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2013, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/260 "2013-12-24T22:23:17Z")

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1. Where we gonna rock down to?

2. Why should I pack my things and leave?

3. What is stoked and bored?

4. Where were they going fully loaded?

5. What is to the right of me?

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