# Musical Questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587 "2013-10-29T20:13:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/41 "2013-11-06T13:17:30Z")
1. The pumps don’t work 'cause the vandals took the handles. 2. It’s in his kiss. ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/42 "2013-11-06T13:25:56Z")
1. The father of a Boy Named Sue. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/43 "2013-11-06T16:47:34Z")
1. When you are unwanted ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/44 "2013-11-06T16:49:04Z")
1. the hammer of the Gods ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/45 "2013-11-06T17:29:40Z")
1. I _think_ it’s because you can’t sing, you ain’t pretty and your legs are thin? ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/46 "2013-11-06T18:50:45Z")
22, 26, 27, 29, 23, and 30 are correct! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/47 "2013-11-06T20:28:04Z")
1. Late in the Evening ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/48 "2013-11-06T21:04:52Z")
1. Sunspot Baby ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/49 "2013-11-06T22:20:59Z")
21 and 25 are correct. Leftovers: 1. Where does even the hero get a bullet in the chest? 2. Where is everyone helpful and kind? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/50 "2013-11-07T00:27:26Z")
1. …I got nuthin 2. Shambala! ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/51 "2013-11-07T00:43:25Z")
1. Once upon a time in the west. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/52 "2013-11-07T00:45:36Z")
1. Yes! ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/53 "2013-11-07T00:46:46Z")
1. Yes! Time for ten more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/54 "2013-11-07T01:20:16Z")
These aren’t easy to write - it’s hard to strike a balance between songs people will know and questions that are too easy. Here goes… 31. Who was told, “kiss my ass, I bought a boat”? 32. What does a patient boy do? 33. Which city’s got the ways and means? 34. Who likes his oatmeal lumpy? 35. Where would you find a desperate man (although you might have to really look)? 36. Who do the bad folks call “boss”? 37. What have I been doing for seventeen long years? 38. Where might you be sent when you’re out of luck or out of work? 39. What kind of opportunity never knocks? 40. Who takes himself so seriously? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/55 "2013-11-07T01:34:14Z")
1. Tonto told the Lone Ranger ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/56 "2013-11-07T01:39:38Z")
He told “the mystery masked man,” to be precise - good enough! ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/57 "2013-11-07T03:59:21Z")
1. Jim ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/58 "2013-11-07T04:03:36Z")
1. New York City ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/59 "2013-11-07T04:06:52Z")
1. Big Jim 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/60 "2013-11-07T09:50:26Z")
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