# Musical Questions

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 29, 2013, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587 "2013-10-29T20:13:19Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/61 "2013-11-07T12:43:46Z")

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Is Big Jim the Jim you don’t mess around with, just as you don’t go tugging on Superman’s cape?

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/62 "2013-11-07T17:02:19Z")

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1. Humpty!

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/63 "2013-11-07T17:03:27Z")

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1. You’v been a Moonshiner

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/64 "2013-11-07T17:06:45Z")

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1. Career

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/65 "2013-11-07T17:27:08Z")

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1. Johannesburg

(According to “Oliver’s Army” by Elvis Costello)

1. Little Boy Lost

(“Visions of Johanna,” Bob Dylan)

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/66 "2013-11-07T17:50:40Z")

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Everybody’s right so far - these are the only two left:

1. What does a patient boy do?
2. Where would you find a desperate man (although you might have to really look)?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/67 "2013-11-07T17:52:03Z")

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> [@fanganga](#):
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> Is Big Jim the Jim you don’t mess around with, just as you don’t go tugging on Superman’s cape?

The very one!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/68 "2013-11-07T18:28:03Z")

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1. He waits, he waits, he waits.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/69 "2013-11-07T20:54:17Z")

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One more - it’s actually the one I thought would go first.

1. Where would you find a desperate man (although you might have to really look)?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/70 "2013-11-07T20:58:21Z")

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1. The Keystone Bridge?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/71 "2013-11-07T21:04:06Z")

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It wasn’t intended to be John Hardy (although “desperate little man” would have been good question material). The artist I had in mind is much loved on the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/72 "2013-11-07T21:31:08Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> It wasn’t intended to be John Hardy (although “desperate little man” would have been good question material). The artist I had in mind is much loved on the SDMB.

Is the answer “hiding in Honduras” from Warren Zevon’s “Lawyers, Guns and Money”?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/73 "2013-11-07T21:48:11Z")

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Yes it is - that does it for this set.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/74 "2013-11-07T22:37:49Z")

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1. What did I bring you that waited around by your door?
2. What would you do if I said what was on my mind?
3. Why did I shoot a guy in Reno?
4. Why would I want a doctor to take your picture?
5. Why did I take what I could get?
6. Where do they expect it least?
7. What words will make me out and out?
8. What is gonna drive my Pappy to drinkin’?
9. Where do I have to lose my mind?
10. What did they find in a garbage can?

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/75 "2013-11-07T22:46:01Z")

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1. If I don’t quit drivin’ that hot rod Lincoln.

What a [great song](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsLdufJePz0)!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/76 "2013-11-07T22:46:03Z")

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1. Just to watch him die.
2. If I don’t stop drivin’ that hot rod Lincoln.

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**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/77 "2013-11-07T22:50:09Z")

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1. So I can look at you from inside as well.

Funny, but I have no idea what song this is from. I’m singing these lines to myself (I want a doctor… to take your picture… so I can look at you from inside as well) over and over, but it’s not helping. It’s making me hate the song (whatever it is) a little, though.

Never mind - got it.

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**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/78 "2013-11-07T22:56:09Z")

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1. Cause I think that any love is good loving.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/79 "2013-11-07T23:15:41Z")

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1. The funnybone

Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that’s where they expect it least–Blinded by the Light

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/musical-questions/672587/80 "2013-11-08T00:19:58Z")

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> [@Enginerd](#):
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> 1. So I can look at you from inside as well.
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> Funny, but I have no idea what song this is from. I’m singing these lines to myself (I want a doctor… to take your picture… so I can look at you from inside as well) over and over, but it’s not helping. It’s making me hate the song (whatever it is) a little, though.
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> Never mind - got it.

It is from \*Turning Japanese \*by **the Vapors**. One of the greatest songs _ever_!

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