There’s a genre or two that seem to be missing from the thread so far.
First, let’s darken the mood just a bit, if it doesn’t make you all paranoid.
Then let’s all go see the show!
That evil carnival kicked ass!
If you’ve got a bit over half an hour to kill, here’s two whole songs from Yes 
How about some Southern Rock!
For a second there, I thought this was a totally different '70s song.
Wow, I’ve never noticed that before.
OWWWW! Somebody get me a DOCTOR!
“Somebah bleh bah DAH… fee LAAAH! Aaaah LAH, WAOW!”
That made my dog grumble in his sleep.
This thread needs some funking up, some far out dancing and some groovy outfits.
How about an orchestral piece?
Funky like a Sex Machine.
I’m glad nobody told them a bass fiddle is not for rocking out.
Meh - the first 8 were better. 
Given the thread title, I was sure someone would have beaten me to David Essex.
Glam invasion time! Here comes Slade!
OK, I just had to put this in: Apache by Tommy Seebach.
I’ll post more as I remember them from when I was a kid.
Surely that’s porno. Those wimmins ain’t hardly wearing any clothes!
Set design by IKEA.