# Mutant nuclear albatross pood on my car. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 28, 2008, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502 "2008-02-28T14:02:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brown_eyed_girl/32/3574_2.png) [@Brown\_Eyed\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brown_Eyed_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/41 "2008-03-01T16:26:51Z")
[QUOTE=Lobsang] My last car got shat on by a MNA with diamond-tipped poo. ::snip:: [/QUOTE] That’s gotta hurt. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/42 "2008-03-01T17:12:32Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] I thought I was pretty obvious about being silly but apparently not. [/QUOTE] You _Mustela_ lotta people that. ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/43 "2008-03-01T17:25:01Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Wow, you guys really take your pit threads too seriously some times. I thought I was pretty obvious about being silly but apparently not. So here ya go … 😛 [/QUOTE] I knew you were being silly. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/44 "2008-03-01T17:48:57Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] You _Mustela_ lotta people that. ::d&r:: [/QUOTE] Are you calling me a weasel? On a side note, I just saw a new poster named _knightofpeta_. I can’t wait to see some posts! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/45 "2008-03-01T18:04:09Z")
[QUOTE=Wile E] Are you calling me a weasel?\*. I can’t wait to see some posts! [/QUOTE] Wrong thread, my apologies. ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/46 "2008-03-01T18:27:01Z")
Hey, don’t tell Utah’s Mormons there ain’t no seagulls. They’ve got a [monument](http://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WM27QQ) dedicated to 'em and everything. Of course, the argument could be made that they live a thousand miles from any real sea, so what the heck do they know? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2008, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/47 "2008-03-01T18:30:17Z")
[QUOTE=Tikki] Hey, don’t tell Utah’s Mormons there ain’t no seagulls. They’ve got a [monument](http://www.waymarking.com/waymarks/WM27QQ) dedicated to 'em and everything. Of course, the argument could be made that they live a thousand miles from any real sea, so what the heck do they know? [/QUOTE] They’re probably hallucinating , it’s an effect of too much salt … and wives. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/48 "2008-03-02T15:08:07Z")
I, for one, oh never mind… ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/49 "2008-03-02T16:45:56Z")
Be glad you don’t live in Wisconsin where you have to worry about [Lizard men attacking your vechicle.](http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=7948448) > [@](#): > > After a nasty surprise Thursday morning for one Bishopville resident, she’s wondering if the “Lizard Man” is back. > Dixie Rawson of Bishopville sent WIS News 10 an e-mail about a big surprise she got at her home Thursday morning. “The whole front half of our van is chewed up. There are bite marks right through the front grill. Both sides of the van above the wheel wells were bitten and the metal is bent like a piece of paper.” > It reminded Dixie of the local legend of the “Lizard Man” that stretches back for decades. Now some are wondering if the Lizard Man is back. > The legend blows in with a brisk winter wind, sending chills through neighbors in Lee County. > “I couldn’t believe it, I just couldn’t believe it,” says Bob Rawson. He looks down at the blood and claw marks on his van. “He literally bit, you can feel where he bit straight through here.” :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/50 "2008-03-02T17:19:19Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] Be glad you don’t live in Wisconsin where you have to worry about [Lizard men attacking your vechicle.](http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=7948448) :eek: [/QUOTE] Or even [South Carolina](http://www.weirdus.com/stories/SC01.asp) where the Lizard Man makes his winter home. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2008, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502/51 "2008-03-03T02:01:53Z")
I really don’t think Lizardmen would be too happy in Wisconsin. Then again, maybe that’s why they end up biting cars. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mutant-nuclear-albatross-pood-on-my-car/439502.md?page=2)