# My 1,105th Post!  Wow.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 25, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581 "2006-01-25T18:30:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/1 "2006-01-25T18:30:42Z")

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And it only took a little less than three and a half years. Yup. I’m pretty proud to have reached 1,105 posts. You know, 229 was a pretty big milestone, as was 901, but the _real_ accomplishment was only posting _.90 posts per day_. I mean, some days I was tempted to make a bunch of posts, and some days I didn’t feel like posting at all, but I _diligently logged on and posted nine-tenths of a post every day for almost three and a half years_. The logistics of this accomplishment are staggering, you know. There were days when I just wanted to call it in. But, you know, I’m committed. Or at least thats what they tell me. Or that I should be. Nonetheless.

How’s by you?

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/2 "2006-01-25T18:33:36Z")

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TROLL ! ! ! ! !

You’re TROLLING!!!  
I’m gonna TELL!!!

And then I’m gona put you on my IGNORE list!

I wish death on you!  
and of course: 5…4…

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/3 "2006-01-25T18:36:15Z")

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rookie.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/4 "2006-01-25T18:39:57Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> TROLL ! ! ! ! !
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> You’re TROLLING!!!  
> I’m gonna TELL!!!
> 
> And then I’m gona put you on my IGNORE list!
> 
> I wish death on you!  
> and of course: 5…4…

:: Runs screaming from thread ::

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/5 "2006-01-25T18:40:16Z")

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That’s all… and it’s taken you three years? All just to get scolded and locked down by The Man. For shame.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/6 "2006-01-25T18:40:47Z")

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HA! Tricked him into # 1,106!

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/7 "2006-01-25T18:40:59Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> rookie.

Hey, I was going for quality, not quantity.

Not that I achieved that, either.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/8 "2006-01-25T18:47:31Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> That’s all… and it’s taken you three years? All just to get scolded and locked down by The Man. For shame.

Yes, yes. It’s about time I got into trouble with the mods, anyways. What?

> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> HA! Tricked him into # 1,106!

No you didn’t!

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/9 "2006-01-25T18:50:10Z")

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You guys know what to do when a thread is about to get locked, don’t you?

_sings_ “Duck… and cover…”

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/10 "2006-01-25T18:50:34Z")

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You’re the guy who drinks all that coffee, and the best you can manage is .9 posts a day? You should be up to .9 an _hour_, minimum!

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/11 "2006-01-25T18:52:22Z")

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Oh, and by the way, just to prove my powers of prognostication – I say this thread _won’t_ be locked. So there.

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/12 "2006-01-25T18:52:57Z")

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How do people rack up so many posts and still manage to not comprehend the “no post count party threads” rule?

3…2…1…

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/13 "2006-01-25T18:53:34Z")

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I’ve never been in a locked thread before. Hooray!

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**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/14 "2006-01-25T18:55:47Z")

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> [@Revenant Threshold](#):
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> I’ve never been in a locked thread before. Hooray!

Damn, me either! I’d better hurry…

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**Author:** ![Sal\_Ammoniac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@Sal\_Ammoniac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sal_Ammoniac)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/15 "2006-01-25T18:59:44Z")

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> [@CynicalGabe](#):
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> How do people rack up so many posts and still manage to not comprehend the “no post count party threads” rule?

You don’t understand – this is an ironic postmodern commentary on the stultifyingly bourgeois “no post count party threads” construct. Hence the absence of streamers and party hats.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/16 "2006-01-25T19:04:16Z")

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I thought you were changing your name…

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/17 "2006-01-25T19:08:45Z")

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> [@Sal Ammoniac](#):
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> You don’t understand – this is an ironic postmodern commentary on the stultifyingly bourgeois “no post count party threads” construct. Hence the absence of streamers and party hats.

Unlike my 500th which was promptly shut down some 1366 posts ago…

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**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/18 "2006-01-25T19:12:29Z")

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> [@Sal Ammoniac](#):
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> You don’t understand – this is an ironic postmodern commentary on the stultifyingly bourgeois “no post count party threads” construct. Hence the absence of streamers and party hats.

Like most self-described ironic postmodern things, I vote “yawn” 😛

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**Author:** ![Kitchen\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f08c70/32.png) [@Kitchen\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kitchen_Wench)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/19 "2006-01-25T19:15:23Z")

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I just reached a momentus 1000 posts. Yeah, I wanted to make mention of it, but I didn’t want to get smacked for a post party.

So I’ll celebrate here!  
The mods will be by any time…

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1-105th-post-wow/341581/20 "2006-01-25T19:18:14Z")

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Congrats Winston.  
That is post # 10001010001 in binary. How come this is still open, they caught my oops in like 2 posts.

Jim

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