# My 1000th post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 4, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561 "2000-05-04T15:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/1 "2000-05-04T15:23:30Z")
Hey it’s my 1000th post!!! 🙂 1001 I guess really cause I wasted the 1000th one on weirdave. Where the hell is Satan with all those confetti thingies??!!! I know,I know Wally, Where is the tequila right? Right over there by the naked blondes. Ultress my best friend will bar tend so belly up! It’s drunk Thursday! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/2 "2000-05-04T15:44:13Z")
Let me be the first to congratulate you. Also, I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting for your “pals” Ed & Jerry to show up. Where’s that bottle of tequila, I’ve got a mixed drink recipe to try: Take bottle of tequila Insert open end into mouth Tilt head back Count to ten Remove bottle Sounds like fun, huh? Although I understand you’re more the spumante type. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/3 "2000-05-04T15:53:22Z")
Hey, congrats! You’re one of the funner posters on the board, and I’m not just saying that because you put my fish description in your profile for a bit. 😉 See you at 2000! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/4 "2000-05-04T15:54:17Z")
Sounds like fun, huh? Although I understand you’re more the spumante type. Hey wouldn’t that work with a bottle of spumante too? ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/5 "2000-05-04T15:57:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Hey, congrats! You’re one of the funner posters on the board, and I’m not just saying that because you put my fish description in your profile for a bit. 😉 > > See you at 2000! > \*\* Hey I would have left it there too sealemon88 'cept I have to suck up to the big guys you know… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/6 "2000-05-04T15:58:15Z")
aha, you’re more fun than an espresso enema! Many happy returns. ---
**Author:** ![Dusy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@Dusy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dusy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/7 "2000-05-04T16:22:04Z")
Told ya you’d make it! ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/8 "2000-05-04T18:16:52Z")
Any naked tequila blondes around? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/9 "2000-05-04T18:19:55Z")
Ok, the bar is open and running. Lets start the celebration. It’s my best friend’s 1000th post, even if he did waste it on weirdave. Geeh the guy will never learn. Ed and Jerry will be by shortly. Put ya order in now. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-post/18561/10 "2000-05-05T03:16:43Z")
Well HERE it is! Goodness gracious, I’ve been wandering around all over the place, looking for a place to park this big-ass cake. Hang on a second, okay? Let me get inside here… :::Cristi pops out of cake, wearing her custom-made “I (heart) aha” pasties::: TAAADAAAAAA! Happy 1000, aha! 😃