# My 1000th viewing of obnoxious teens at Burger King **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 25, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489 "2001-10-25T06:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Caiata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Caiata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caiata)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/41 "2001-10-30T11:55:12Z")
But **SPOOFE** , it’s more fun to respond to trolls with honest answers and sickening politeness! I learned that trick a long time ago, it infuriates them ‘cause they don’t get their reaction, they don’t get to rile anyone up! I am genuinely _glad_ that **Bossk** enlightened me on the nature of my life. It’s a great service, otherwise I would never have known that I was worshipping a Wiccan she-beast at all! Heh. Funny that. Y’go through life thinkin’ you’re an atheist, and then, **bam!** The bomb drops … 😃 _laughs!_ **TwistofFate** , you should put that to music. Seriously. I can hear that on a top 40 chart. It’s beautiful. In fact I want a bumper-sticker for my car that says that. Really, you could become quite rich from those words … 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Bossk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/42 "2001-10-30T21:31:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\* > Asshole. you are such a complete asshole. In the history of Assholes, you are the asshole of assholes. King Asshole XIII, lord protector of Assholes. You are the assiest asshole who ever assholed an asshole. May your asshole be assholed by asshole assholes who asshole on a professional level, and then be audited by the IRS. > > \*\* You know, there _is_ an online thesaurus. Did you want a link? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/43 "2001-10-30T23:41:48Z")
Why play with semantics? 'Tis better to tell it like it is, right, Bossky? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/44 "2001-10-30T23:56:13Z")
::grumble grumble:: _i_ wear the paper crowns at burger king every chance i get, but _i_ never get to worship a wiccan she-beast. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Caiata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Caiata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caiata)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/45 "2001-10-31T00:13:47Z")
**racinchikki** , if you want, you can even be a _priestess_ of my particular denomination of Wiccan she-beast pagan religion. _nods_ It’ll be just like a club, only, um, more fun. Free food. And maybe free orgies too! Deal? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/46 "2001-10-31T01:30:44Z")
Awesome! Can we have really loud orgies, then? Next door to Bossboy? So he can, like, get all jealous and stuff, and wish he’d worn the paper crown too? ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/47 "2001-10-31T03:43:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bossk \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > > \*\* > > Asshole. you are such a complete asshole. In the history of Assholes, you are the asshole of assholes. King Asshole XIII, lord protector of Assholes. You are the assiest asshole who ever assholed an asshole. May your asshole be assholed by asshole assholes who asshole on a professional level, and then be audited by the IRS. > > > > \*\* > > You know, there _is_ an online thesaurus. Did you want a link? \*\* GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! DIE BOSSK DIE!! DIE DIE DIE!!! GET HIT BY A TRUCK!! DEVELOP ANTHRAX OF THE BALLS!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK WHEN YOU TRY TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD A LITTLE FURTHER UP YOUR ASS!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! Sorry, had to be said. Seriously, way to miss the point entirely and be a complete and total jackass at the same time. **Twist** , masterful post! Bravo! LC ---
**Author:** ![Bossk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/48 "2001-10-31T06:51:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lucki Chaarms \* > \*\* > GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! > > DIE BOSSK DIE!! DIE DIE DIE!!! GET HIT BY A TRUCK!! DEVELOP ANTHRAX OF THE BALLS!! BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK WHEN YOU TRY TO SHOVE YOUR HEAD A LITTLE FURTHER UP YOUR ASS!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!! > \*\* Amy Vanderbilt says: \*When attempting to convey anger or distress–be it online or in e-mail–it is recommended that one use either capital letters or several exclamation points. Use of both is considered bad form. \* ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/49 "2001-10-31T10:53:28Z")
More with his thurbledurble. At least he’s consistent. ---
**Author:** ![mske](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ccd318/32.png) [@mske](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mske)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/50 "2001-10-31T12:52:19Z")
I’m still suspicious of his use of “SCORE!” in the OP. Maybe he is related to someone we all know… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/51 "2001-10-31T13:13:44Z")
Bossk, look up. \*\*\*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH \* \*\* [cue] knight with rubber chicken. Can you guess what happens next? ---
**Author:** ![Bossk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7feea3/32.png) [@Bossk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bossk)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/52 "2001-10-31T13:57:04Z")
Um, I wake up and it all turned out to be a horrible, horrible dream? ---
**Author:** ![jmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dbc845/32.png) [@jmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmonster)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/53 "2001-10-31T20:35:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Caiata \* > Hey. I’m 23 and I still think [BK crowns are fun](http://home.earthlink.net/~caiata/pics/m/EvernightRoyalty.jpg). How _else_ can you have a fake royalty crowning when you’ve won an RP message-board “beauty” pageant? 🙂 Mmmmm, velvet. How **you** doin’? I think there’s a valid point in the OP. Yes, you should be allowed to express yourself however you want. Yes, it can be fun to act silly and put paper BK crowns on your head. **Just don’t think that you are being original.** A bazillion teenagers have done it before you, and it kinda loses its coolness with repitition. But, hey, if you’re the first one in your group of friends to do it, more power to you. And if you’re doing it to impress a girl, you should realize that you look like a total dipshit to everyone around you. Partially because you **are** a dipshit, and partially because we’ve all been dipshits and have done stupid stuff to impress girls, and we don’t like to be reminded about our previous dipshititude. It’s like if you think that you’re the first person to wonder if our solar system is just an atom in a much larger universe. You’re not. But you do get bonus points if you thought of while **not** on drugs. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489/54 "2001-10-31T21:52:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jmonster \* > \*\*It’s like if you think that you’re the first person to wonder if our solar system is just an atom in a much larger universe. You’re not. But you do get bonus points if you thought of while **not** on drugs. \*\* WooHoo! I get bonus points. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-1000th-viewing-of-obnoxious-teens-at-burger-king/89489.md?page=2)