# My 5 year old niece says Obama kills babies **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943 "2010-06-12T18:50:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/21 "2010-06-13T10:53:53Z")
How do we know the young girl hasn’t been a guest at the Bohemian Grove, and is just reporting what she saw? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/22 "2010-06-13T11:00:50Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > “Native country.” :rolleyes: > > Of course you know better, you’re just making a douchebag joke. I think the vast majority of responses here have been douchebag jokes- great ones, too! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@Captain\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/23 "2010-06-13T11:39:02Z")
Obama is pro abortion which is the murdering of human beings. Obama is also the Commander and Chief of a military that bombs innocents all over the World. So, yes, Mr. Smith is right. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/24 "2010-06-13T12:24:19Z")
> [@elelle](#): > > Why would any decent adult say anything about “killing babies” in any sense to a five year old? In all fairness I must admit that every Christmas between 2004 and 2009, I gave my nieces snow globes with little bombed-out Iraqi villages and pink mist instead of snowflakes. ---
**Author:** ![Marmite\_Lover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Marmite\_Lover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marmite_Lover)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/25 "2010-06-13T12:24:53Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Well, not personally, but he certainly has ordered the killing of some people. That’s pretty much a given for any US President. Who paid for the bullets that put all the babies and children in shrouds and mortuaries and graves last year in Gaza? Whose taxes fund the babies who are killed in their beds in Pakistan drone attacks. Who orders drone attacks and bombs to be dropped on Iraqi and Afghani babies, and that is only the babies in this region in these last few years. What about all the others by previous presidents? Vietnamese babies etc. Mr Smith is simply stating the truth. Hopefully his daughter will learn a great deal from her father and grow up to realise that her government kills children all over the world, funded of course by the US taxpayers. Maybe she might grow up to fight against where her money goes. Maybe not. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/26 "2010-06-13T12:37:51Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > In all fairness I must admit that every Christmas between 2004 and 2009, I gave my nieces snow globes with little bombed-out Iraqi villages and pink mist instead of snowflakes. Geez, I’ve been looking for those for ages. Can you send me a link? ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/27 "2010-06-13T13:28:20Z")
I promise if such snow globes are available, I will buy one. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/28 "2010-06-13T13:34:00Z")
> [@Captain\_Midnight](#): > > Obama is pro abortion which is the murdering of human beings. > > Obama is also the Commander and Chief of a military that bombs innocents all over the World. > > So, yes, Mr. Smith is right. Obama is pro abortion so he’s _in favor_ of killing babies. Obama is the C in C so he’s _in charge_ of killing babies. Too my knowledge Obama has never killed a baby. Though I saw that baby killing look in his eye during the last press conference. So, no, Mr. Smith is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/29 "2010-06-13T13:37:08Z")
> [@Marmite\_Lover](#): > > Who paid for the bullets that put all the babies and children in shrouds and mortuaries and graves last year in Gaza? > Whose taxes fund the babies who are killed in their beds in Pakistan drone attacks. Who orders drone attacks and bombs to be dropped on Iraqi and Afghani babies, and that is only the babies in this region in these last few years. What about all the others by previous presidents? Vietnamese babies etc. > > Mr Smith is simply stating the truth. > > Hopefully his daughter will learn a great deal from her father and grow up to realise that her government kills children all over the world, funded of course by the US taxpayers. Maybe she might grow up to fight against where her money goes. Maybe not. Bush was killing those babies long before Obama. He eats puppies, too. ;p ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/30 "2010-06-13T13:43:08Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > Have you rever seen an Afghan [puppy](http://www.breederretriever.com/photopost/data/554/medium/af_pup.jpg)? They’re adorable! Man, the resolution they can get out of those missile/bomb cameras is amazing. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/31 "2010-06-13T13:48:33Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > How do we know the young girl hasn’t been a guest at the Bohemian Grove, and is just reporting what she saw? What happens in Bohemian Grove, stays in Bohemian Grove. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/32 "2010-06-13T13:56:23Z")
> [@Revtim](#): > > Oh, and I’m supposed to believe he’s the one Muslim who doesn’t kill and eat babies? Not American babies, Michelle put him on a low-cholesterol diet. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/33 "2010-06-13T13:58:24Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > What happens in Bohemian Grove, stays in Bohemian Grove. Yes, but we all know how bad these shady groups are at keeping secrets. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/34 "2010-06-13T14:54:05Z")
> [@Knorf](#): > > “Native country.” :rolleyes: > > Of course you know better, you’re just making a douchebag joke. Sorry to hear about your humorectomy. Get well soon! ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/35 "2010-06-13T14:58:28Z")
> [@Marmite\_Lover](#): > > Who paid for the bullets that put all the babies and children in shrouds and mortuaries and graves last year in Gaza? > Whose taxes fund the babies who are killed in their beds in Pakistan drone attacks. Who orders drone attacks and bombs to be dropped on Iraqi and Afghani babies, and that is only the babies in this region in these last few years. What about all the others by previous presidents? Vietnamese babies etc. > > Mr Smith is simply stating the truth. > > Hopefully his daughter will learn a great deal from her father and grow up to realise that her government kills children all over the world, funded of course by the US taxpayers. Maybe she might grow up to fight against where her money goes. Maybe not. You must be fun at parties. Let me guess, single? ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/36 "2010-06-13T15:00:50Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Mr. Smith, like many adults, says things that aren’t true. Just because somebody tells you something, doesn’t mean it is true. > > Obama isn’t even an abortion provider. On what planet does he actually kill babies? _Teapartnus_. It hides behind Uranus. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/37 "2010-06-13T15:28:38Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > You must be fun at parties. _Childrens’_ parties. He can twist balloons into the shape of aborted fetuses. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/38 "2010-06-13T15:36:06Z")
“Obama kills babies.” “Mister Obama is the President. He’s a smart man and he’s very nice. He has two children of his own that he loves very much. So I’m sure he must have had a good reason to kill those babies.” ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/39 "2010-06-13T15:47:04Z")
Mr. Smith is a dick - I thought three movies proved that. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/40 "2010-06-13T15:59:38Z")
> [@Marmite Lover](#): > > Whose taxes fund the babies who are killed in their beds in Pakistan drone attacks. Yours, partly, if you’re from New Zealand or Australia, since your government is a participant in the Afghan conflict coalition. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943.md?page=3)