# My 5 year old niece says Obama kills babies **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2010, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943 "2010-06-12T18:50:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enter_the_Flagon)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/61 "2010-06-14T04:04:21Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > Here’s a [campaign ad](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sK3-6fvGoE) from 1987. It’s also evidence that Obama was not born in the U.S. If he was born in the US, where did he get the Scottish accent? These are questions that need to be asked. Well, you got me good there, you did. Not only with the quote, but our researchers are at a loss to explain not only the Scottish accent, but how Obama in 1987 bore such a striking resemblance to American actor Burt Reynolds. It’s a poser. ---
**Author:** ![zamboniracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9a140/32.png) [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/62 "2010-06-14T15:55:21Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Did I miss the post where someone suggested that you mention it to the girl’s mother? > > Seriously, I’d want to know… before my kid spread it around the school, and I got called in (because the teachers all assumed she’d picked it up from ME). This is an excellent point. At the time it happened I failed to mention it to the child’s mother - I was both flabbergasted and easily distracted by other goings on - but I will do so. Knowing the child in question, there is also is a good chance that, as someone said upthread, the child is just parroting what evil Mr. Smith said to someone else that the child overheard. Do not tell a potty joke within earshot of my niece is all I’m saying. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/63 "2010-06-14T17:19:00Z")
I just hope Mr. Obama converts to Catholicism, so he can see the error of his ways. Those babies should be raped before they are killed. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/64 "2010-06-14T17:38:42Z")
> [@Marmite\_Lover](#): > > Mr Smith is simply stating the truth. I’ve been meaning to ask you, **Marmite Lover** - do you have any complaints about the dictatorship you live in? The one where people make a habit of butchering their women? Or are you such a sucker that you don’t think to complain about anybody except the U.S. and Israel? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/65 "2010-06-14T18:32:07Z")
> [@Enter\_the\_Flagon](#): > > Well, you got me good there, you did. . I’m a touch surprised you didn’t get it immediately. It was kind of a weak joke, though. However, there is an _actual_ quote from our Commander in Chief where he does reference the film during his presidential campaign. > [@The Wall Street Journal](#): > > Mobster wisdom tells us never to bring a knife to a gun fight. But what does political wisdom say about bringing a gun to a knife fight? > > That’s exactly what Barack Obama said he would do to counter Republican attacks “If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun,” Obama said at a Philadelphia fundraiser Friday night. [cite](http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/06/14/obama-if-they-bring-a-knife-to-the-fight-we-bring-a-gun/) Nothing about him killing babies, though. Forget it, kid. It’s Chinatown. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/66 "2010-06-14T18:49:26Z")
I also heared on the BBC News, that Obama eats little babies as starters and he prefers them with BBQ sauce. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/67 "2010-06-14T19:11:16Z")
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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/68 "2010-06-14T19:47:48Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > I also heared on the BBC News, that Obama eats little babies as starters and he prefers them with BBQ sauce. That explains why he’s always singing that “I want my baby back baby back baby back **RIBS!** ” song. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/69 "2010-06-14T20:14:53Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > I also heared on the BBC News, that Obama eats little babies as starters and he prefers them with BBQ sauce. Now that is an outright lie. I saw that same piece on the BBC and they said he uses BBQ rub. Geez people get your facts straight. And on the whole abortion side-issue I am all in favor of 5 year olds having them. It’s their bodies so their choice. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/70 "2010-06-14T20:17:39Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > Bush was killing those babies long before Obama. > He eats puppies, too. ;p Nonsense! We all know he hired _Cheney_ to do the puppy-eating in his Administration - he’s a natural! ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2010, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/71 "2010-06-14T21:42:00Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Nonsense! > > We all know he hired _Cheney_ to do the puppy-eating in his Administration - he’s a natural! Do you wonder if he shoots them in the face before he eats them? Though I guess it would be kind of pointless to shoot them in the face _after_ he’s ate them…that would be just mean, man. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/72 "2010-06-15T01:23:42Z")
> [@Tahssa](#): > > Now that is an outright lie. I saw that same piece on the BBC and they said he uses BBQ rub. Geez people get your facts straight. It’s the eternal question - dry rub or sauce. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/73 "2010-06-15T01:27:11Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > Nonsense! > > We all know he hired _Cheney_ to do the puppy-eating in his Administration - he’s a natural! It isn’t just puppies either. [![](https://larry5154.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/president-bush-eats-kitten-1259.jpg) ](https://larry5154.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/president-bush-eats-kitten-1259.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/74 "2010-06-15T01:46:54Z")
> [@digs](#): > > All fines collected would go into the “picnic for all the people with self-control” fund. I’ll bring the potato salad and the hookers. Fuck. I mean… slow cookers. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/75 "2010-06-15T02:11:44Z")
> [@iamthewalrus\_3](#): > > I’ll bring the potato salad and the hookers. > > Fuck. I mean… slow cookers. I ain’t coming to this shindig if all you got is slow hookers. I ain’t paying for foreplay. ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/76 "2010-06-15T02:41:10Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I’ve been meaning to ask you, **Marmite Lover** - do you have any complaints about the dictatorship you live in? The one where people make a habit of butchering their women? Or are you such a sucker that you don’t think to complain about anybody except the U.S. and Israel? Huh, he’s Egyptian. That explains a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/77 "2010-06-15T10:18:12Z")
I have magnets all over the fridge that my young nieces and nephews love to play with and rearrange. One of them is a smiling picture of President Obama in front of the white house captioned “Palin would have quit by now.” My seven year old nephew floored me a few months back when he grabbed it and brought it to me saying “Why would you have a picture of that guy? He takes all the money from the white people and gives it to the black people!” Luckily for me, my sister was sitting right there and began to stammer stuff about how that’s just some people’s opinion and not necessarily a fact and he shouldn’t repeat things like that, blah blah blah. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![DiggitCamara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@DiggitCamara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiggitCamara)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/78 "2010-06-15T18:46:34Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > I also heared on the BBC News, that Obama eats little babies as starters and he prefers them with BBQ sauce. That proves he ain’t a Doper. Doper’s prefer babies with tabasco sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2010, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/79 "2010-06-15T19:07:07Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > You must be fun at parties. Let me guess, single? Of course he’s single - camels can hear zippers. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943/80 "2010-06-16T23:02:30Z")
> [@descamisado](#): > > How would that be decided and by whom anyway? Precisely. And that’s why I put that word in quotes. It’s not a clearly defined term. It’s like the dentist saying he won’t fill your cavities because all you do is eat candy all the time. It’s a medical procedure. As long as it’s legal, you want it and can pay for it, you get it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-5-year-old-niece-says-obama-kills-babies/542943.md?page=5)