# MY 69TH POST **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 25, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488 "2000-09-25T18:41:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/1 "2000-09-25T18:41:37Z")
Yeah! Yeah yeah! Hey I figure, if Gunslinger can post for 666 posts, I can celebreate ~_69_~. šŸ™‚ Bow down and worship me- or just submit this for Threadspotting- I am officially speshul. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/2 "2000-09-25T20:08:20Z")
Just couldnā€™t wait 'til 100, eh? :rolleyes: Thatā€™s ok. 69ā€™s fine with me šŸ˜› šŸ˜‰ And besides, Iā€™m specialler. ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/3 "2000-09-25T23:18:19Z")
The Grand and Glorious Sixty Nine! Topic of song and fable. All hail the crossing of the threshold! ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/4 "2000-09-25T23:44:04Z")
ā€œSixty-Nineā€ seems like a good number for a post count partyā€“especially at the SDMB! The most ā€œIntellectual/Sexualā€ message board on the Internet! All you dopers are a big bunch of **SEX CRAZED PEOPLE!!!** Whoops!.._\_, I forgot!..Iā€™m a doper too. :eek: šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/5 "2000-09-25T23:46:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tshirts \* > \*\*The Grand and Glorious Sixty Nine! > Topic of song and fable. > > All hail the crossing of the threshold! > \*\* Thank you. In the word of Scott Weiland (sp?) I feel Iā€™ve come of age. I have passed the ritual, I am now a woman. (I did have my sixteenth birthday 2 days ago, and I have my 69th- okay seventieth- post now.) I can hold my own with the other Straight Dopers!! ::cackles:: I wish Cecil could see me in all my glory. Thanks for responding to this, you guys. I didnā€™t think anyone else would. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/6 "2000-09-25T23:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Silo \* > \*\*ā€œSixty-Nineā€ seems like a good number for a post count partyā€“especially at the SDMB! The most ā€œIntellectual/Sexualā€ message board on the Internet! All you dopers are a big bunch of **SEX CRAZED PEOPLE!!!** Whoops!.._\\*, I forgot!..Iā€™m a doper too. :eek: :D\*\* We dopers have a long hard tradition of being sex crazed, monkey obsessed, and generally out of the norm. I can hardly wait until my 169th post. Because even though thats not sixty nine, itā€™s close. Oh!! Iā€™m changing my quote. Hold on. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/7 "2000-09-26T00:26:39Z")
Congrats on your 69th. 69 is always a cool number. I like 69. In honor of your 69th post Iā€™m going to give you a song. Sit On my face and tell me that you love me Iā€™ll sit on your face and tell you I love you too I love to hear you oralize when Iā€™m between your thighs You blow me away Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you Iā€™ll sit on your face and then Iā€™ll love you truly Life can be fine if we both **sixty-nine** If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places And play 'till weā€™re blown away. See, Monty Python was a bunch of perverts too. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/8 "2000-09-26T02:20:29Z")
Any excuse for a party. But next time you have to bring beer, at the very minimum. ---
**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/9 "2000-09-26T04:12:15Z")
69 is a great number for a party, my 69th post was about oral sex, unintentionally too. šŸ™‚ So whereā€™s the beer and hot naked guys? Kitty ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/10 "2000-09-26T04:24:26Z")
Crap Weasel What do I see right after I make my 69th post in another thread? This. The story of my life. [Drew Carrey] Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid. [/Drew Carrey] ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/11 "2000-09-26T04:39:21Z")
Congratā€™s, Zoggie! ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-69th-post/34488/12 "2000-09-26T18:53:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \* > \*\*Any excuse for a party. But next time you have to bring beer, at the very minimum. \*\* Thank you. Thank you all. And thanks for the lovely song, Hypergirl. It was just 69ish. Iā€™m sorry I have no beer. ::breaks out the champagne:: k, good enough? Iā€™m making a song of my own! Itā€™s called ā€œOde to 69.ā€ Alsoā€¦uh, thatā€™s it. We can also continue with the festivities.