I once asked my step-mother why she didn’t believe in Zeus or any other of the countless gods.
“That would be superstitious,” she said. “There’s only the God of the Bible!” (And she probably meant the New Testament God, at that)
I said, “Well, I just believe in one less god than you do.”
. . . This isn’t actually a porn thread, is it? 
And she looked at you like you were a three-headed dog, didn’t she?
I’m not entirely sure. OP’s red-fonted quotations and liturgical interpretations appear to have climactic intent.
Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never believed it would happen to me…and especially not in church!
The faithful Christian goes to heaven when his/her body dies.
Were you touched by The Lord?
I’m not current with the Catholic faith-can someone confirm this?
And if so, can you show us on this doll where He touched you?
“Thy rod and Thy staff, they comfort me.”
from here.
Even the faithful child molesters?
We are talking about 75-80 souls who are dead and in hell.
Hi there, ScottRP! If you’re back for a while, I’d still love to chat with you about your faith.
Specifically, I’d like to know how your unique set of beliefs and experiences changes how you interact with the world and your fellow humans. You have said that you seek to become more Christlike, is that correct? What, specifically, does that mean?
That’s it? 75-80? What exactly did they do to end up there?
why 75-80? where did that number range come from?
Suspiciously similar to the amount of seats on an express bus.
To the contrary, my insight would fair exceed their understanding of some scripture.
I believe in the Roman Catholic Church and have found nothing wrong with their teachings.
What I am posting here not only matches up with the teachings of the Catholic Church but on some accounts exceeds their teachings. This thread truly is a win in the fight against ignorance.
I just find it an interestingly precise, yet oddly vague range. If God prescribed it, why couldn’t he be more precise. If the OP thought of it, why 75-80, specifically?
Not yet. But in our defense, you don’t seem willing to make the required effort.