# My Answer To Second Stone's Reply To My Alleged Pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715 "2010-10-10T19:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/21 "2010-10-11T06:12:20Z")
Shhhhh. Be quiet. Be still. Can you smell that? I can actually **feel** my hair growing. I taste mostly the blue, but there is some red there. **Adhay** why haven’t you asked for the opera flogger twice yet? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/22 "2010-10-11T06:54:09Z")
But I digress. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/23 "2010-10-11T07:05:16Z")
**adhay** , Nothing in your OP appears to be an actual response to **Second Stone** ’s post in ATMB, and the connection between **SS** and the IGC appears wholly non-existant. Because I’m feeling unreasonably generous, I’m going to give you exactly one chance to explain, clearly, exactly what you’re pitting here. If you can’t do that, I am going to close the thread and issue you a formal warning for ignoring moderator instructions about posting these incomprehensible “rants” in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/24 "2010-10-11T12:04:40Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > My Answer To Second Stone’s Reply To My Alleged Pit. [Alleged?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=581206) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/25 "2010-10-11T14:50:23Z")
Before any new rules go into place, I’d like to formally announce that I’m pitting two, maybe three, I haven’t decided yet, Dopers for an offense to be named never. None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh … they fucking know. And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/26 "2010-10-11T14:53:05Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Before any new rules go into place, I’d like to formally announce that I’m pitting two, maybe three, I haven’t decided yet, Dopers for an offense to be named never. > > None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh .. they fucking know. > > And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? Those squirrels were ASKING for it. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/27 "2010-10-11T15:03:51Z")
> [@jack batty](#): > > before any new rules go into place, i’d like to formally announce that i’m pitting two, maybe three, i haven’t decided yet, dopers for an offense to be named never. > > None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh .. They fucking know. > > And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? **I regret nothing!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/28 "2010-10-11T15:12:13Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Before any new rules go into place, I’d like to formally announce that I’m pitting two, maybe three, I haven’t decided yet, Dopers for an offense to be named never. > > None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh .. they fucking know. > > And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? i’m so sorry. please to forgive. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/29 "2010-10-11T15:16:09Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Before any new rules go into place, I’d like to formally announce that I’m pitting two, maybe three, I haven’t decided yet, Dopers for an offense to be named never. > > None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh .. they fucking know. > > And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? For the last time: It was an accident. I know your mom is upset about all the dismembered clown parts in her dining room, but what was I supposed to do? ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/30 "2010-10-11T15:35:28Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > > [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > > > Before any new rules go into place, I’d like to formally announce that I’m pitting two, maybe three, I haven’t decided yet, Dopers for an offense to be named never. > > > > None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh .. they fucking know. > > > > And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? > > For the last time: It was an accident. I know your mom is upset about all the dismembered clown parts in her dining room, but what was I supposed to do? Oh. It’s about the clown dismemberment. Never mind my post above then. And those squirrels really did have it coming, too. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/31 "2010-10-11T15:39:10Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > For the last time: It was an accident. I know your mom is upset about all the dismembered clown parts in her dining room, but what was I supposed to do? I thought I told you to take them to the BARN! No wonder she was pissed. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/32 "2010-10-11T15:58:22Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > **adhay** , Nothing in your OP appears to be an actual response to **Second Stone** ’s post in ATMB, and the connection between **SS** and the IGC appears wholly non-existant. Because I’m feeling unreasonably generous, I’m going to give you exactly one chance to explain, clearly, exactly what you’re pitting here. If you can’t do that, I am going to close the thread and issue you a formal warning for ignoring moderator instructions about posting these incomprehensible “rants” in the Pit. You are far too kind. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/33 "2010-10-11T16:09:57Z")
Is this still about G\*? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/34 "2010-10-11T16:49:12Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > > [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > > > Before any new rules go into place, I’d like to formally announce that I’m pitting two, maybe three, I haven’t decided yet, Dopers for an offense to be named never. > > > > None of you need to know who they are or what they did. They know. Oh .. they fucking know. > > > > And won’t their faces be red when they see this post, huh? > > For the last time: It was an accident. I know your mom is upset about all the dismembered clown parts in her dining room, but what was I supposed to do? So you accidentally his mom? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/35 "2010-10-11T16:50:49Z")
what’s been posted in this thread is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in its rambling, incoherent responses has there been anything even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Every lurker in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you all no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/36 "2010-10-11T17:03:27Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > what’s been posted in this thread is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in its rambling, incoherent responses has there been anything even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Every lurker in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you all no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. So, why do you forsake me now? Can’t stand comedy? ETA With regard to LORD ASHTAR, at the time he recognized that the International Mothers Against Clowns (IMAC), a composite of PTA, KGB, Freemasons, and the makers of Huggies diapers have won globally. It’s time we look elsewhere than IMAC for answers. Disagree? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/37 "2010-10-11T17:04:37Z")
\*\*adhay \*\*sounds like a shut-in who’s completely clueless about how to communicate with people. So, he or she watches soap operas and thinks the melodramatic lines, like “Oh, YOU KNOW what I’m talking about,” can be copied and pasted on message boards and pass for effective communication. Trouble is, \*\*adhay \*\*has no idea what to talk about in the first place, and hopes whoever he or she calls out can jumpstart a thread. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/38 "2010-10-11T17:44:24Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > what’s been posted in this thread is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in its rambling, incoherent responses has there been anything even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Every lurker in this room is now dumber for having read it. I award you all no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. I submit that I am no dumber than I was before. So there! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/39 "2010-10-11T17:49:30Z")
This is my preemptive response to a possible alleged pitting by the members mentioned in the OP as well as the OP himself and/or anyone else who might feel this post warrants said alleged pitting. Of yours truly – if that wasn’t clear. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/40 "2010-10-11T19:21:13Z")
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