# My Answer To Second Stone's Reply To My Alleged Pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715 "2010-10-10T19:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/121 "2010-10-13T14:48:31Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > > [@Munch](#): > > > > Next up, B7. > > You sunk my battleship! What’s the big deal about the battleship itself in that game? Frankly, those dinky-ass two-pin PT boats were much more of a pain to track down. Lucking out and finding your opponent’s PT early in the game was much better than finding their battleship at the same point would have been. Although I’ll admit that “You sunk my PT boat!” isn’t nearly as catchy for the commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/122 "2010-10-13T14:51:45Z")
Threads like this always remind me of Brad Pitt’s conversation with Kevin Spacey in **Se7en** : _“I’ve been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading “Guns and Ammo”, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, “Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!”? Yeah. Do you guys do that?”_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/123 "2010-10-13T19:00:15Z")
I’m not here to solve the problems of the limits of American political discourse, trash Chomsky, etc. I am here to Pit _ **me** _. I’m a nasty motherfucking asshole. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2010, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/124 "2010-10-13T19:04:07Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > I’m not here to solve the problems of the limits of American political discourse, trash Chomsky, etc. I am here to Pit _ **me** _. I’m a nasty motherfucking asshole. I hear the fucking bastard cheats at Battleship! (Just to keep it on topic. That is the topic, right?) ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2010, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/125 "2010-10-14T07:31:54Z")
SOooo… masturbating with feces is considered ‘crazy’, is it. huh. How about that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some videos I have to take down before the google cache finds them. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2010, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/126 "2010-10-15T19:24:55Z")
> [@EvilTOJ](#): > > SOooo… masturbating with feces is considered ‘crazy’, is it. huh. How about that. > > Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some videos I have to take down before the google cache finds them. No, no. With = OK In your own = crazy. Try to keep up, mkay? ---
**Author:** ![NOLA\_Cajun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ea666f/32.png) [@NOLA\_Cajun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NOLA_Cajun)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/127 "2010-10-16T20:04:22Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > > … > > Aardvarks!) > > Wait, it’s clown \< spider \< aardvark? > > CMC fnord! I always thought it was an Elephant\>Turtle\>Turtle..etc. etc…But I could be in the wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/128 "2010-10-16T20:49:17Z")
I’ve just read this entire thread. Now I’m beginning to wonder if English is my native language. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/129 "2010-10-16T22:16:27Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > I’ve just read this entire thread. Now I’m beginning to wonder if English is my native language. Native Tongue? Do you speak Láadan? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/130 "2010-10-16T23:00:47Z")
adhay and Second Stone at Talagra. ---
**Author:** ![FE3O4ENAIL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FE3O4ENAIL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FE3O4ENAIL)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/131 "2010-10-16T23:24:32Z")
A moth flew against my window just now. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/132 "2010-10-16T23:27:28Z")
I just got a phone call, and when I answered, a _recording_ said, “Sorry, wrong number.” ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/133 "2010-10-16T23:28:55Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > > [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > > > I’ve just read this entire thread. Now I’m beginning to wonder if English is my native language. > > Native Tongue? Do you speak Láadan? No, but Whorf is my favorite linguistics dude. Not the Klingon one, the other one. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/134 "2010-10-16T23:33:27Z")
> [@FE3O4ENAIL](#): > > A moth flew against my window just now. Juth is wasted on the Jung, ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2010, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/135 "2010-10-16T23:50:18Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > > [@Muffin](#): > > > > Native Tongue? Do you speak Láadan? > > No, but Whorf is my favorite linguistics dude. Not the Klingon one, the other one. But that assumes a mental process – not necessarily applicable to this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/136 "2010-10-17T00:06:22Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > > [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > > > No, but Whorf is my favorite linguistics dude. Not the Klingon one, the other one. > > But that assumes a mental process – not necessarily applicable to this thread. Sorry, I meant: “cladding rookie infantry swimming pool.” ---
**Author:** ![FE3O4ENAIL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba9def/32.png) [@FE3O4ENAIL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FE3O4ENAIL)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/137 "2010-10-17T00:10:55Z")
> [@pravnik](#): > > > [@FE3O4ENAIL](#): > > > > A moth flew against my window just now. > > Juth is wasted on the Jung, The moth, ego into the window, maybe he id not see it. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/138 "2010-10-17T00:27:01Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > > [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > > > And when did it become my job to go around supporting your posts? I gather this is a pro bono obligation? Some threads just say what is to be said and then the idiots keeps saying it. Unless the thread is about _me_ I’m not going to be one of those idiots. This thread is about _me_ so I’ll stick around. > > Thanks and carry on. Strictly pro bono. Since when does **Second Stone** have a professional obligation to deal with this pro bono bullshit? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/139 "2010-10-17T02:23:55Z")
Cabbage patch kids martians Thai Pad Thai peanuts Snoopy asians eat Snoopy OH NO! Adhay Advil headache sex smoking cigarettes 9/11 Bush burning bush redheads god irish tobacco whisky sex god is sexy irish readhead toenail clippings clipper clipper ships navy british navy queen god bless the queen elizabeth diana strumpet crumpet trumpet duke ellingon beef wellington mushrooms dinnertime showtime lifetime lesbians barbershop clippers… oh no i’m stuck in a loop! ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/140 "2010-10-17T02:31:41Z")
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