# My Answer To Second Stone's Reply To My Alleged Pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715 "2010-10-10T19:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/141 "2010-10-19T14:12:55Z")
I’m pitting everyone who doesn’t reply to this post. You bastards! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/142 "2010-10-19T14:14:07Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > I’m pitting everyone who doesn’t reply to this post. You bastards! And I’m pitting everyone who does! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/143 "2010-10-19T14:21:08Z")
So we can’t win? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/144 "2010-10-19T14:27:34Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > I’m pitting everyone who doesn’t reply to this post. You bastards! > [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > And I’m pitting everyone who does! I’m pitting everybody else, you miserable little shits! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/145 "2010-10-19T14:40:45Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > So we can’t win? Winning is for losers. ---
**Author:** ![Reno\_Nevada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Reno\_Nevada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reno_Nevada)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/146 "2010-10-19T14:53:41Z")
Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/147 "2010-10-19T15:03:35Z")
> [@Reno\_Nevada](#): > > Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks? Well, duh! Why do you think they call it a “blow hole”? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/148 "2010-10-19T15:35:36Z")
> [@Tom\_Scud](#): > > And I’m pitting everyone who does! YAY! My first pitting! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/149 "2010-10-19T16:27:05Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Winning is for losers. Yay, that means I’m winning at life! Wait… ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/150 "2010-10-19T17:33:55Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > So we can’t win? I won. Check the top of the page. I’m awesome. Y’all can just suck it. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/151 "2010-10-19T18:21:47Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I won. > > Check the top of the page. I’m awesome. > > Y’all can just suck it. I’m the one that called B7, jackass - I’M the goddamn winner here. I expect adulation from all of youse. (I’d at least settle for some clarity from the OP, but I didn’t win the fucking lottery.) ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/152 "2010-10-19T19:57:46Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > I expect adulation from all of youse. How about just a little of [youse](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0950331/). Look buddy, I can’t begin to understand your obsession with this guy but if you show up in a bathrobe at the guy’s doorstep again talking about adulation and how you expect “all of him”, you are going to end up on the registered sex offender list. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/153 "2010-10-19T21:28:16Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > I’m the one that called B7, jackass - I’M the goddamn winner here. I expect adulation from all of youse. (I’d at least settle for some clarity from the OP, but I didn’t win the fucking lottery.) > [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > How about just a little of [youse](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0950331/). Look buddy, I can’t begin to understand your obsession with this guy but if you show up in a bathrobe at the guy’s doorstep again talking about adulation and how you expect “all of him”, you are going to end up on the registered sex offender list. I’m willing to close the thread if you are. Let me sum it up. Awhile ago, **TSS** and I were splashing around in the Lenin mud pit. He, wisely imho, pulled out early. It just wasn’t sticking to Teflon Liberals & Conservatives who believe that any rule but the wealthy. In this OP, I threw a little more mud at **TSS** and asked why he wasn’t throwing mud. He said he had family responsibilities but he still likes the mud. I must add, **TSS** , I’m a bigger asshole than you are, Sir. ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/154 "2010-10-19T21:31:57Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > He, wisely imho, pulled out early. If only your father had done the same. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/155 "2010-10-19T22:07:31Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > If only your father had done the same. Amen to that but here we are. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/156 "2010-10-20T00:27:13Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > If only your father had done the same. And yours as well. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/157 "2010-10-20T02:08:37Z")
> [@adhay at 05:07 PM](#): > > Amen to that but here we are. > [@adhay at 07:27 PM](#): > > And yours as well. It took you 2 and a half hours to come up with that comeback? Did the jerk store not leave a message for you? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/158 "2010-10-20T02:12:36Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > I’m willing to close the thread if you are. Let me sum it up. > > Awhile ago, **TSS** and I were splashing around in the Lenin mud pit. He, wisely imho, pulled out early. It just wasn’t sticking to Teflon Liberals & Conservatives who believe that any rule but the wealthy. > > In this OP, I threw a little more mud at **TSS** and asked why he wasn’t throwing mud. He said he had family responsibilities but he still likes the mud. > > I must add, **TSS** , I’m a bigger asshole than you are, Sir. By the way - some honest thanks for coming back and explaining what the hell was going on. I’m still curious as to what the deal is with the series of 4 threads that lead back to…well…nothing really. Simply a case of not really focusing on the topic, or was there an underlying theme we missed? ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/159 "2010-10-20T13:02:20Z")
Don’t mind adhay – he’s a synaptic gap. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/160 "2010-10-20T13:34:46Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Don’t mind adhay – he’s a synaptic gap. Are you sure you want to leave yourself exposed like that? In a couple of hours, **adhay** will come up with a devastating retort like, “No, YOU’RE the synaptic gap.” Personally, I don’t think I could handle such a taunting. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715.md?page=9)