# My Answer To Second Stone's Reply To My Alleged Pit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 10, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715 "2010-10-10T19:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/161 "2010-10-20T15:18:14Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > It took you 2 and a half hours to come up with that comeback? Did the jerk store not leave a message for you? Go easy on him. His wife’s in a coma. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/162 "2010-10-21T19:21:46Z")
Who is not my wife? Coma free? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/163 "2010-10-21T19:25:35Z")
Alfredo tennis racket ultimatum. Bolo tabernacle? Fern! ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/164 "2010-10-21T19:36:52Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > By the way - some honest thanks for coming back and explaining what the hell was going on. I’m still curious as to what the deal is with the series of 4 threads that lead back to…well…nothing really. Simply a case of not really focusing on the topic, or was there an underlying theme we missed? Your gratitude is welcome. I write it all off to being strunk and disorganized. We are on the same page? I made my point here > [@adhay](#): > > I’m willing to close the thread if you are. Let me sum it up. … I must add, **TSS** , I’m a bigger asshole than you are, Sir. :golf clap: ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/165 "2010-10-21T19:46:11Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > Go easy on him. That’s what SHE said! ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/166 "2010-10-21T19:56:15Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > That’s what SHE said! And I say it again. I will consider **TSS** fully Pitted if he requests this thread be closed. Please, you asshole. Pro Bono.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/167 "2010-10-21T20:17:03Z")
It must be just _painful_ watching you in any social situation. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/168 "2010-10-21T20:17:49Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > Who is not my wife? I would like to claim that honor. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/169 "2010-10-21T20:22:09Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Don’t mind adhay – he’s a synaptic gap. That’s THE synaptic gap to you, Sir. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/170 "2010-10-21T20:23:25Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > I would like to claim that honor. Let me tell you where it is. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/171 "2010-10-21T20:25:22Z")
> [@Dante](#): > > It must be just _painful_ watching you in any social situation. I feel _your_ pain. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/172 "2010-10-21T20:25:33Z")
_nm, stupid post._ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/173 "2010-10-21T20:34:23Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > _nm, stupid post._ A better description of this thread has never been floated. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/174 "2010-10-21T20:37:27Z")
> [@The\_Weird\_One](#): > > _nm, stupid post._ line forms at the rear … ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/175 "2010-10-21T20:42:45Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > Your gratitude is welcome. I write it all off to being strunk and disorganized. We are on the same page? This explains a lot. The Bible for English usage was **Strunk and White’s** \*\* _The Elements of Style_. \*\* It appears that the OP misheard his English prof and purchased **Strunk and Disorganized** instead. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/176 "2010-10-21T20:48:43Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > This explains a lot. The Bible for English usage was **Strunk and White’s** \*\* _The Elements of Style_. \*\* It appears that the OP misheard his English prof and purchased **Strunk and Disorganized** instead. Pedantic nonsense, imho. Strunk, in my particular lexicon, is the diminutive of stoned and drunk (aka UTI). I rest my case. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/177 "2010-10-21T20:52:45Z")
… and are we \*still \*strunk, by any chance? ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/178 "2010-10-21T21:22:45Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > Pedantic nonsense, imho. Strunk, in my particular lexicon, is the diminutive of stoned and drunk (aka UTI). > > I rest my case. Stoned and drunk is also known as urinary tract infection? I think I’d cut down if I were you. ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/179 "2010-10-21T21:44:19Z")
so far, so good ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2010, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715/180 "2010-10-21T23:58:03Z")
> [@adhay](#): > > so far, so good so far, so bad? Or not? It sounds like not and rings like brass knuckles. Assholes! Yes? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-answer-to-second-stones-reply-to-my-alleged-pit/556715.md?page=10)