# my apartment neighbors upstairs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 5, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034 "2003-08-05T01:46:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a698b9/32.png) [@johnnyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnnyk)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/21 "2003-08-06T13:40:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by iceman866 \*  
> \*\*Yes, he was. He also already complained about his upstairs neighbors in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=202504) thread.
> 
> And in that thread, as in this one, someone told him to go and ask his neighbors to quiet down. He responded by saying he was too tired.
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> :rolleyes:
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> **kputt** , lay off the whining. We’re all getting tired of it. \*\*

Scary as it sounds…you actually get used to the whining after a while.

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**Author:** ![Aubrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aubrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aubrey)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/22 "2003-08-06T20:23:52Z")

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Hi Johnny!!! I don’t think it has taken these great people too long to figure out kputt. They are in for quite a treat aren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/23 "2003-08-06T20:44:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by kputt \*  
> \*\*, Then I had to wake up maybe 45 minutes later at 1 in the morning for a emergency bathroom trip. That took 15 or 20 minutes. I just got so lightheaded and stuff. \*\*

Wowza.

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**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/24 "2003-08-06T20:55:16Z")

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kputt.

I’m going to put this as nicely as I can.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Stop your goddamned whining. Buy some earplugs, and get over it already. You’re a bandwidth sucking waste of pixels and no one wants to hear your stupid complaints.

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**Author:** ![Aubrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aubrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aubrey)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/25 "2003-08-06T21:15:14Z")

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Wow, I think I’m in love…j/k  
He’s quite a trip isn’t he? Wonder where the gay douche bag is today? I go into kputt withdrawals when he’s not around, not!

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**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/26 "2003-08-06T21:17:28Z")

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Were they playing ‘Drop the Bowling Ball’? That’s the favourite game of the kids upstairs from my boyfriend’s apartment.

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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/27 "2003-08-06T21:33:44Z")

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Heh.

When my new upstairs neighbor moved in I was convinced he weighed no less than 800 pounds. And when he goes downstairs to smoke (the stairs are right outside of my apartment, it’s a converted Victorian) I swear he JUMPS down the stairs. My whole apartment shakes.

I was shocked when I first saw him, the guy weighs less than me! I’m now convinced he doesn’t _walk_, he only _stomps_, or jumps. I know this, because the woman who lived in the apartment before him, I barely _ever_ heard.

So yeah, it’s him. The bastard.

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**Author:** ![wjla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/6bbea6/32.png) [@wjla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wjla)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/28 "2003-08-06T21:50:08Z")

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Kputz Kputz Kputz, will you ever learn? DAMN!

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**Author:** ![Aubrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aubrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aubrey)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/29 "2003-08-06T21:53:03Z")

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Well Hell no, you know better than that sista!!! roflmao

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/30 "2003-08-06T22:08:33Z")

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**Moderator’s Notes:**  
All right, goddamnit. You clowns from kputt’s other message board, you know who you are (and so do I) are hereby advised to stop stalking him over here. If I find that you continue to follow him around the SDMB, making your only posts in response to his comments, your privileges here will be terminated without further notice.

And you, kputt, should not have dragged the SDMB into your fights with other people on other boards. You can consider this an official warning. We ain’t gonna have a fucking board war here.

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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/31 "2003-08-06T22:55:53Z")

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Yet another reason I love the SDMB.

Don’t put up with no _bullshit_ here.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/32 "2003-08-06T22:55:58Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Aubrey \*  
> \*\*Wow, I think I’m in love…j/k  
> He’s quite a trip isn’t he? Wonder where the gay douche bag is today? I go into kputt withdrawals when he’s not around, not! \*\*

Aubrey, it will be in your best interests to refrain from using the word ‘gay’ as a derogatory term around here.

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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [August 6, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/33 "2003-08-06T23:20:55Z")

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Only 3 or so more weeks until school starts again!

Yay!

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**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/34 "2003-08-07T01:24:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\ ***Moderator’s Notes:**  
> All right, goddamnit. You clowns from kputt’s other message board, you know who you are (and so do I) are hereby advised to stop stalking him over here. If I find that you continue to follow him around the SDMB, making your only posts in response to his comments, your privileges here will be terminated without further notice.
> 
> And you, kputt, should not have dragged the SDMB into your fights with other people on other boards. You can consider this an official warning. We ain’t gonna have a fucking board war here. \*\*

I didn’t bring them over. There were members of both boards.

I guess some joined just to bug me. I didn’t even tell them about this thread or anything. The only thing I did was tell them about the board and the things I liked about it.

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**Author:** ![lezlers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@lezlers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lezlers)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/35 "2003-08-07T02:40:45Z")

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And you told them your screename here? Or used the same name that you use on a board full of immature asses that would actually follow you to another board and stalk you?

Good show.

I suggest changing your screename.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/36 "2003-08-07T04:45:50Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lezlers \*  
> \*\*Only 3 or so more weeks until school starts again!
> 
> Yay! \*\*

kinda wooshed me at first but I must say

A-Fukin-MEN

I suppose this is the normal routine on school breaks?

Damn, I’ll be glad when **Cecil** gets his holy ass back from vacation and cleans house around here.

sheesh :smack:

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/37 "2003-08-07T05:31:16Z")

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Did you get some sleep tonight, **kputt**?

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**Author:** ![whatami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85f322/32.png) [@whatami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatami)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/38 "2003-08-07T05:57:38Z")

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C’mon **lel** , don’t encourage the boy! He might even have left this thread alone.

I would type more, but I’m too tired.

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**Author:** ![kputt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f475e1/32.png) [@kputt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kputt)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/39 "2003-08-07T13:09:28Z")

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I didn’t even think they would do that. Yeah, I should change my sn

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apartment-neighbors-upstairs/193034/40 "2003-08-07T13:26:24Z")

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Actually, what you _should_ do, is stop posting so goddamned much. This ain’t really the best medium for your pitiful whines, petty gripes, and piddling minutiae. People just really aren’t that interested in your fucking diary. Shocking, ain’t it?

Get a live journal.

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