# My Apologies and My Closed Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001 "2004-03-29T03:05:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Science\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@Science\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Science_Girl)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/1 "2004-03-29T03:05:20Z")

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Hi,

I have apologized for my unprofessional behavior and would greatly appreciate it if my “Transtopia” thread can be re-opened. I am very much into that philosophy and would like to carry on a debate. I will not create any new threads though and will stick to the 4 I started.

Thank you,

Science Girl

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**Author:** ![Paradoxical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Paradoxical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paradoxical)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/2 "2004-03-29T03:16:40Z")

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Yeah, you bully mods! Take your membership crap and shove it up your pale geeky asses! 🆒

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**Author:** ![Paradoxical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/77aa72/32.png) [@Paradoxical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paradoxical)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/3 "2004-03-29T03:18:27Z")

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Thought I might as well make it the pit thread it’s supposed to be!

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/4 "2004-03-29T03:30:19Z")

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Why is this a pit thread?

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/5 "2004-03-29T03:32:40Z")

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> [@Necro Romancer](#):
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> Why is this a pit thread?

This is why.

> [@](#):
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> This is the place for all complaints and other discussion regarding administration of the SDMB.

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**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/6 "2004-03-29T03:35:30Z")

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My feeling is that Science Girl would have a pit thread opened on her behalf sometime this evening anyway.

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**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/7 "2004-03-29T03:36:03Z")

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I would urge the OP to add “Pseudo” to her user name because so far she has shown herself to be an unskeptical swallower of nonsense.

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/8 "2004-03-29T03:38:34Z")

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You know what I do when I go to a new message board? I read the FAQ and then read a little of the board to get a sense of the culture. What I don’t do is crap all over the place and behave like an ass on my first day.

Haj

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/9 "2004-03-29T04:17:12Z")

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> **[TRANSTOPIA: The Science of Immortality and Godhood](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247735)**
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> Well, since this is the useless crap section, here you go: The Transtopian Principles \[V. 4.1\] Personal empowerment taken to its logical conclusion; common sense codified. General goal: infinite existence under the best possible conditions ...

Just in case anyone was looking for linkage.

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Nader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Darth\_Nader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Nader)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/10 "2004-03-29T04:17:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Total Posts: 58 (58 posts per day)

Jeebus Crackers on a pogo stick!

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**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/11 "2004-03-29T04:39:39Z")

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That’s a record, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/12 "2004-03-29T04:40:40Z")

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I can’t believe I actually read the whole thing…

I need to rest with a cool cloth over my eyes for a few minutes.

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**Author:** ![WernhamHogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WernhamHogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WernhamHogg)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/13 "2004-03-29T04:44:30Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247735](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247735)
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> Just in case anyone was looking for linkage.

And [that’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247707) [just the](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247713) [last one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247704).

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**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/14 "2004-03-29T04:50:37Z")

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Aww now, look what you’ve gone and done. You’ve sent Alice on a posting sabbatical.

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**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/15 "2004-03-29T04:56:52Z")

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What is a posting sabbatical?

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/16 "2004-03-29T05:00:55Z")

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This is by far the most attention I’ve ever got in my 3 years here.

I was a little annoyed. I took a break. I’m back. Lynn has been too busy with other board stuff to list me as a charter member.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled thread. 😃

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/17 "2004-03-29T05:04:57Z")

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> [@Necro Romancer](#):
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> That’s a record, isn’t it?

Not hardly. Speaking purely in terms of first day’s posts, **Arden Ranger** got over a hundred IIRC. I believe I’ve cleared 100 in a day before, though certainly not my first day (I think I had one that day).

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/18 "2004-03-29T06:17:57Z")

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Dammit, **iampunha**!

How am I ever supposed to live that down if you keep bringing it up? 😛

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**Author:** ![Darkhold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@Darkhold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darkhold)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/19 "2004-03-29T06:35:26Z")

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Holy Hitler on a sidecar. I can’t believe any human believes in Eugenics anymore.

Heh the weirdest thing is how she thinks she’s winning these discussions by merely posting links to crank websites like they are peer reviewed science journals.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/20 "2004-03-29T06:48:48Z")

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I’m not convinced the poster is a female.

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