# My Apologies and My Closed Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 29, 2004, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001 "2004-03-29T03:05:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/41 "2004-03-29T21:22:09Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> **Hamlet** : Well, you can have an X chromosome, a Y chromosome, or an XY chromosome pair, but unless you’re some strange gender hybrid, you can’t have “an XY chromosome”. 🙂

Back in 1997, my mother was on her deathbed with a lousy heart. Her doctor came in on awful night and told me that she only had 2 days to live and that mom’s HMO refused to pay for the transplant. I had to do something drastic. Despondent, I left the hospital and spent the night wandering the streets of Chicago. As I turned down a darkened alley, I heard a gentle _click, click, click_ behind me. Lost in my own thoughts, I thought nothing of it. Soon, the sound got faster, and louder. _clickclickclickclick_, and, at the last second, I turned around and there was a large, elegantly dressed person, with a huge wig, feathered boa, and stilletto heels, behind me. A soft voice said: “I can help, but it will cost you.”

I spare you the gory details, but I got the $100,000 I needed to save my dear old mom, but I had to sell my X chromosome and have them modify my Y chromosome to be an XY chromosome. Little did I know that person in the alley was none other than Andre Charles.

I’ve never told another soul about that night… until now. Thank you, **John Mace** , for making me revisit that horrible, horrible night when I had to make the life changing decision between my mother’s life, and my own chromosome.

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**Author:** ![the\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@the\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/42 "2004-03-29T21:22:39Z")

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I realize that I am not a frequent poster here, in fact, I can count my posts on 1 hand, however, I could not sit back and read this absurd, racist persons’ inane babblings any longer. I did a little lookup on her seeming mentor, Matt Nuenke. Lo and behold, he is a writer for our favorite, the Vanguard Network, he’s listed [here](http://www.vanguardnewsnetwork.com/whoweare.htm) as a contributing author. If you continue on down the page Science Girl, you will clearly see the following statement

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> We are a group of disgusted and disaffected writers driven out of academia and journalism by the Semitical Correctness that has denatured our culture. We have come together on the Internet to reclaim the American mind from the Jews. In short, we are the Antibodies, and our advent heralds the day a White political force rises and reasserts civilization.

In short, your Eugenics, progenics, STUFF IT IN YOUR ASS GENICS is nothing more than a fucked up attempt to explain the validity racism. Go back to your hole, and realize when they say white, they mean white, and your brown ass, is not part of the clique. Go Fuck Yourself, you ignorant twit.

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**Author:** ![WaryEri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ea666f/32.png) [@WaryEri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WaryEri)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/43 "2004-03-29T23:09:42Z")

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I don’t think it’s female, and I certainly don think it’s “colored”, or however it refered to itself. Considering the kind of tripe it’s been spewing, it seems awfully likely that it thought it’s links would be given more weight if they came from a member of one of the groups condemed by the links.

I’m just surprised it didn’t try to convince us it’s a black female Jew.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/44 "2004-03-30T00:21:34Z")

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> [@jarbabyj](#):
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> and for the record, I have a penis too. I just let my husband wear it around

That is so begging to be used as a sig.

Gender Genie told me I was male, even though I posted an excerpt from my live journal about all the ultra feminine clothing I’m planning on sewing. WTF?

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/45 "2004-03-30T01:38:09Z")

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> [@Zoe](#):
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> I’m not convinced the poster is a female.

I’m not convinced the poster would recognize science if it crawled up her hoo-ha and played her fallopian tubes like a kazoo.

> [@jarbabyj](#):
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> what are the STATISTICS she’s speaking of?

They have a pepper bar.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/46 "2004-03-30T01:55:50Z")

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> [@Science Girl](#):
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> I have apologized for my **unprofessional behavior** and would greatly appreciate it if my “Transtopia” thread can be re-opened.

So, you normally get paid to post on internet message boards? How do I get that job?

And did anyone else think “Transtopia” was going to be about something entirely different?

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**Author:** ![Atticus\_Finch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ec9cab/32.png) [@Atticus\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atticus_Finch)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/47 "2004-03-30T02:37:08Z")

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As a guest (no credit card), I can’t do searches. But **Science Girl’s** habit of ending every post with “Regards” reminds me of another sock, just a few weeks back. One of the Stormfront fuckwits maybe?

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/48 "2004-03-30T03:39:22Z")

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> [@Hamlet](#):
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> Back in 1997…between my mother’s life, and my own chromosome.

Gender Genie decided this was written by a female. 😛

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/49 "2004-03-30T04:40:29Z")

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Gender Genie got it wrong when I wrote a couple of paragraphs, but when I pasted in a particularly long post I’d made a while back, it overwhelmingly showed me as male (which I am).

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**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/50 "2004-03-30T04:48:09Z")

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> [@1920s Style Death Ray](#):
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> Gender Genie got it wrong when I wrote a couple of paragraphs, but when I pasted in a particularly long post I’d made a while back, it overwhelmingly showed me as male (which I am).

It’s not accurate for anything under 500 words or so.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/51 "2004-03-30T05:47:57Z")

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One reason that I think that she is not female is sort of an intuitive feel for the way that men and women use language. I often make mistakes here at SDMB, so I can’t always rely on it. But I did gain a little ability from grading all of those English papers.

In the short sections where she has actually used her own words, **Science Girl** is not unintelligent. That makes me wonder why the poster would choose to use the words “colored” and “brown” in reference to herself. If she were Black, she would be proud of it and use an appropriate term. She also wouldn’t waste her time reading articles by people who are less perceptive than she – and bigotted against her race and her gender.

So she isn’t a person of color. And what she has posted doesn’t have much to do with authentic scientific research. So why the “Science” in her name?

If she has probably lied about her race and her academic grasp, why should I believe anything else she says?

As far as I am concerned, she might as well cut bait.

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**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/52 "2004-03-30T15:08:45Z")

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Nazi punks, nazi punks, nazi punks–FUCK OFF!

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/53 "2004-03-30T15:22:13Z")

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There is another thread in the Pit, exposing a scheme by white power type racists to spam messages boards like this. Very interesting reading, so I imagine a Mod may be along in a bit. I will grab a link to the thread.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/54 "2004-03-30T15:23:39Z")

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Here it is:

> **[A possible explination for certain Guests](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=248117)**
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> Recently I came across an interesting bulletin board when I googled someone’s text. The board, which was run by white nationalist and sympathizers, listed the Straight Dope as a good place for activism. I don’t want to link the cite because I’m not...

Hmm. I wonder who this might apply to. . .

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/55 "2004-03-31T00:52:45Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> I’m not convinced the poster would recognize science if it crawled up her hoo-ha and played her fallopian tubes like a kazoo.

Damn you, **Cervaise**! Now I can’t stop laughing!

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**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/56 "2004-03-31T01:24:56Z")

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Well. I pasted some of my erotic fiction into Gender Genie…

…and it said I write like a girl.

Hmmph.

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**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2004, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-apologies-and-my-closed-thread/237001/57 "2004-03-31T03:45:11Z")

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> [@furt](#):
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> It’s not accurate for anything under 500 words or so.

Yeah I know, I was just confirming that it does make a significant difference.

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