# My Ass is Now a Party Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 25, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202 "2007-12-25T14:02:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/1 "2007-12-25T14:02:43Z")
Courtesy [Mandy Stadtmiller](http://www.mandystadtmiller.com/2005_03_01_archive.html), a writer/comedian, a delightful party game for your after-dinner sitting-around on this festive day. As they pass around the coffee and the pump … kin pie, consider working the phrase _My Ass_ into the title of a well known movie, tv show, play or book. **Examples** _No Country for My Ass_ - movie _Law and Order: My Ass_ - tv show _Long Day’s Journey Into My Ass_ - play _The Naked and My Ass_ - book Try it! Do ole **Doug** a favor though. If you have a _movie_ title, go take a look at the link - _My Ass_ is about halfway down (as it is in real life, oddly enough) - and see if Mandy thought of it first. You should anyway; you’ll laugh. Merry Christmas (and no I won’t add _My Ass_)! ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Socks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@Captain\_Socks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Socks)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/2 "2007-12-25T14:46:55Z")
I actually don’t play “My Ass”. I prefer “In ma Pants!” Try it. We’ll do songs. Jingle Bells IN MA PANTS! 12 Days of Christmas IN MA PANTS! So much fun. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/3 "2007-12-25T14:51:58Z")
My Ass is Legend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/4 "2007-12-25T15:59:44Z")
[QUOTE=Captain Socks] I actually don’t play “My Ass”. I prefer “In ma Pants!” Try it. We’ll do songs. Jingle Bells IN MA PANTS! 12 Days of Christmas IN MA PANTS! So much fun. [/QUOTE] Well, what’s In Ma Pants? MY ASS! \*I Saw My Ass On Christmas Day My Ass Is Comin’ To Town Angels We Have Heard On My Ass … and a partridge in My Ass!\* I was gonna add _It Came Upon My Ass Clear_, but that just ain’t my kink. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/5 "2007-12-25T16:28:42Z")
[QUOTE=LawMonkey] My Ass is Legend. 😃 [/QUOTE] I prefer “I am Legend in my pants!” ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/6 "2007-12-25T16:35:44Z")
In Ma Pants sounds like a Dozens thing, like, “I heard the Grinch was in Yo Ma’s Pants!” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/7 "2007-12-25T17:07:41Z")
_My Ass Godfrey_ _My So-Called Ass_ _Dude, Where’s My Ass?_ _Stop! Or My Ass Will Shoot_ This is too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/8 "2007-12-25T17:20:28Z")
[QUOTE=Robot Arm] _My Ass Godfrey_ _My So-Called Ass_ _Dude, Where’s My Ass?_ _Stop! Or My Ass Will Shoot_ This is too easy. [/QUOTE] Try using titles without _My_ in them for an extra challenge. This form of the game is known as My Championship Ass. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/9 "2007-12-25T18:21:39Z")
\*The Sound Of My Ass My Ass Deliverance My Ass Jaws \* ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/10 "2007-12-25T18:33:17Z")
_Chariots of Fire in My Ass Dick and Jane Have Fun With My Ass How Green Was My Ass My Ass In Harm’s Way_ Too easy, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Windwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/5e9695/32.png) [@Windwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Windwalker)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/11 "2007-12-25T21:27:47Z")
OK, no “my”… \*The Ass Planner Requiem for an Ass The Ass of Zorro Star Trek: The Final Ass The Ass-Files The Hunt for Red Ass \* ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/12 "2007-12-25T21:49:57Z")
Besides the “add ‘in bed’ to the end of a fortune cookie fortune” game, this reminds me of the game in which you take a _Star Wars_ quote and replace a random word with “pants” (“I find your lack of pants…disturbing”), but this one also seems to have limitless potential. _How My Ass Was Won The Dark Side of My Ass How The Grinch Stole My Ass! Horton Hears My Ass! Momma, Do You Love My Ass? Don’t Let The Pigeon Drive My Ass! It’s A Long Way To My Ass From My Ass With Love Don’t Sit Under My Ass (With Anybody Else But Me) A Brief History of My Ass What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns My Ass)_ ---
**Author:** ![essell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/34f0e0/32.png) [@essell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/essell)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/13 "2007-12-25T22:00:31Z")
My Clockwork Orange Ass Alien vs My ass My Ass Club The Shadow. In ma pants. Pirate of My Ass, Curse in my pants! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/14 "2007-12-25T22:06:07Z")
Brendon Fraser and Alicia Silverstone in… _Blast From My Ass_ ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/15 "2007-12-25T22:14:09Z")
_Once Upon A Time in My Ass The Purple Rose of My Ass O My Ass, Where Art Thou? The Sweet Smell of My Ass The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in My Ass_ ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/16 "2007-12-25T23:09:33Z")
sturmhauke’s Christmas presents edition: Ass Assassin’s Creed (and a guide to finding your ass assassin) The Orange Box Full of Ass (includes Halfass Life 2, HaL 2: Ass Episodes 1 and 2, Ass Portal, and Team Ass Fortress 2) GameAss gift certificate TiVo expanded ass drive Swiss army ass knife The Bumfuck complete first season DVD set ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2007, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/17 "2007-12-25T23:54:16Z")
The Pursuit Of My Ass Notes On My Ass The Life Of My Ass My Big Fat Greek Ass Ordinary Asses My Ass’s Coming To Dinner 13 Conversations About My Ass Three Men And My Ass Who’s Afraid Of My Ass? My Ass, 2: Electric Boogaloo ---
**Author:** ![simply\_cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@simply\_cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simply_cats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/18 "2007-12-26T00:40:34Z")
Do you have to replace a word, or can you just add My Ass? This is making me giggle 🙂 My contribution is the movie I’m watching now: For Your Consideration; My Ass Keeping with the Christopher Guest theme: My Best Ass in Show Waiting for My Ass Spinal Tap My Ass (made myself giggle there) A Mighty Wind; My Ass \ Fun game. I’ll have to introduce it to the next family gathering. ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/19 "2007-12-26T01:59:48Z")
I forgot a couple of things. I also got a booklet with facts about the year my ass was born, and an electric ass shaver. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202/20 "2007-12-26T02:14:26Z")
Oh man, I could do this all day. Y Tu Culo Tambien About an Ass What’s Eating Gilbert’s Ass? Pieces of Ass Science of Ass Running with Ass Little Box of Ass Down in the Ass Wag the Ass The Ass Prisoner The Ass Ultimatum Pirates of the Ass National Treasure: Book of Ass American Ass Planet Ass Ass Crashers The Ass Man Last Ass on Earth This Ass Ass at a Funeral Ass Almighty I should stop… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-ass-is-now-a-party-game/431202.md?page=2)