# My Beyoncé died ........ **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 16, 2002, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243 "2002-08-16T20:49:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/101 "2002-08-19T17:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Milossarian \* > > Kokoko has had a **lousy break**. He’s going through a **bad stretch** right now, and he could **snap**. > > Sometimes you just have to **cut the cord** and move on, though. I, for one, am glad to see him already **bounce back**. > > [sub]_(Sorry. But how many times in one’s life does one get an opportunity to go for bungee-cord death humor?!)_[/sub] Yeah, but relationships on the rebound never work, even in his far flung corner. ---
**Author:** ![DeskMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f14d63/32.png) [@DeskMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeskMonkey)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/102 "2002-08-19T20:30:11Z")
I just wanted to say that I’m delighted I could sicken KoKoKoKoKoKo with my sexy story about cat genetalia. And I promise that next time Chi Chi is humping my leg (or any other part of me, for that matter) I’ll sign in and give you the blow-by-blow details as they happen. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/103 "2002-08-19T22:27:24Z")
😃 😃 😃 😃 How in the hell did this thread ever make it to 3 pages long?? 😃 😃 😃 😃 Knead _feeling he has done a good thing_ ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/104 "2002-08-19T22:51:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*I can name you a few. \*\* Bastard. I told you to keep my name out of these threads. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/105 "2002-08-20T22:41:14Z")
So that Skewbald thing turned out to be false after all? No shit? When was the grand fallacy unveiled? I totally missed it. That generated a lot of reaction, that post. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/106 "2002-08-20T22:53:34Z")
So foreplay is: 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 😛 a whole lotta times? Eh, no thanks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/107 "2002-08-21T19:18:20Z")
I’m with **Rilch** on this. I think it was just some newbie trying too hard to make an impression. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2002, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243/108 "2002-08-21T23:12:44Z")
Thank you **Jeff**! But I have to post a correction. In the last para of my earlier post, I said, “Not that I think he should have been banned”. ARGHHH! I meant **shouldn’t**! “Not that I think he **shouldn’t** have been banned”! Or “Not that I **don’t** think he should have been banned”! The banning was justifiable; I’m just not calling for his head on a pike. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-beyonce-died/124243.md?page=5)