# My Big Fab Gay Wedding®: Our appointment with the bridal registry consultant!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fab-gay-wedding-our-appointment-with-the-bridal-registry-consultant/189525>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 19, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fab-gay-wedding-our-appointment-with-the-bridal-registry-consultant/189525 "2003-07-19T02:39:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fab-gay-wedding-our-appointment-with-the-bridal-registry-consultant/189525/81 "2003-07-21T22:46:36Z")

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**Otto** hates me.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fab-gay-wedding-our-appointment-with-the-bridal-registry-consultant/189525/82 "2003-07-21T22:55:51Z")

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I could never hate you! I love you!

I may even buy you a napkin!

A _love_ napkin.

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fab-gay-wedding-our-appointment-with-the-bridal-registry-consultant/189525/83 "2003-07-21T23:00:26Z")

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> PETER-JAMES NICOLL & JEREMIAH ANDREWS
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> Event Type: Wedding

You know, this made me tear up when I saw it. Bright blessings to you both.

And sex toys are traditionally given at the bachelor/bachelorette parties, not the wedding, so the Billy Barty buttplug is right out for the registry!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fab-gay-wedding-our-appointment-with-the-bridal-registry-consultant/189525/84 "2003-07-23T16:20:48Z")

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I think you should be able to register _at_ Priape.

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