# My Big Fat Obnoxious Sequential Thread Title

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 28, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429 "2004-01-28T16:00:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2004, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/1 "2004-01-28T16:00:38Z")

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Just saw this classic in Cafe Society:

We’re A Nielsen Family! So what should I watch?  
My Big Fat Obnoxious Fiance

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/2 "2004-01-28T16:24:43Z")

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Right here in MPSIMS:

Why do middle-aged women find me cute?

Lady, what the hell is wrong with you?!?

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2004, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/3 "2004-01-28T16:26:55Z")

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Why do middle-aged women find me cute?  
Lady, what the hell is wrong with you?!?

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### Author: ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/4 "2004-01-28T16:30:56Z")

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Damn hamsters . . . They are _laughing_ at our simul-posts . . .

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### Author: ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)
#### Post date: [January 28, 2004, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/5 "2004-01-28T22:08:28Z")

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Sequential Thread titles nothing, looks like sequential posts!

This one may be more ironic than funny, but:

In ATMB:

- Why does every page load so SLOWLY?
- When are you going to allow us to put avatars and banners?

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### Author: ![c\_carol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@c\_carol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_carol)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/6 "2004-01-31T18:48:08Z")

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I just woke up on the bathroom floor…

What’s the Proper Way to Mop?

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### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-big-fat-obnoxious-sequential-thread-title/226429/7 "2004-02-25T19:43:44Z")

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The BBQ Pit:

Pitting My Catholic Co-worker  
The Panderer-in-Chief

Cram your Constitutional Amendment up your ass Bush  
Stop licking your fingers

Hey, parking lot asshole!  
What is it with drivers???