# My bladder defies the laws of physics.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-defies-the-laws-of-physics/786217>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 9, 2017, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-defies-the-laws-of-physics/786217 "2017-05-09T19:35:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![Weisshund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba8739/32.png) [@Weisshund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weisshund)\
**Post date:** [May 10, 2017, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-defies-the-laws-of-physics/786217/21 "2017-05-10T22:00:55Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> This IS commonly done, in fact. Ix-nay on the prop wash though: Pee all over the prop would _not_ leave it very clean. Besides, there’s no prop. It’s a glider. A lot of gliders have a plastic tube of some sort leading to a hole in the floor, and the condom catheter tube can be stuck into that. (Sorry, the glider I’ll be flying does not.)

Prop wash, meaning the air being blown back. My use of the terminology may suck.

Also, replace glider seat with a small RV toilet that exits out bottom of glider.  
Eat and drink for days, all in the comfort of the friendly skies. 😃

God help the poor fool on the ground though

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**Author:** ![MetroGnome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@MetroGnome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MetroGnome)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-defies-the-laws-of-physics/786217/22 "2017-05-11T05:56:24Z")

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The [little john](http://www.marvgolden.com/little-john-portable-urinal.html) is a common item in the boating section of most outdoor stores.

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**Author:** ![Orville\_mogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/aeb1de/32.png) [@Orville\_mogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orville_mogul)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-defies-the-laws-of-physics/786217/23 "2017-05-11T07:08:41Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> I’d didn’t read the OP as meaning exactly that. I assumed he meant infusing 8 oz fluids per os, excrete 16oz per dick.

umm, shouldn’t that be ‘per dickus’?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ0D3C6oxEk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJ0D3C6oxEk)🙂

PS actually, if I remember my high school Latin correctly, I think the noun would need to take the ablative after the preposition, so ‘per dickō’…  
PPS unless of course dickus is not second declension but instead that pesky fourth declension, in which case it would be dickū

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-defies-the-laws-of-physics/786217/24 "2017-05-11T13:11:35Z")

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> [@Orville\_mogul](#):
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> PPS unless of course dickus is not second declension but instead that pesky fourth declension, in which case it would be dickū

Declension does help you hold it but you get to an age where you can’t do that for long.

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