# My Bladder Knows I'm Home **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436 "2003-03-01T19:45:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/21 "2003-03-02T03:18:54Z")
(_wild applause_) Absolutely brilliant! Thanks for the much-needed laugh, **Attrayant**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/22 "2003-03-02T03:20:20Z")
You have a penis **and** a shoulder bag? ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/23 "2003-03-03T13:25:43Z")
Have penis and bag, will travel. Somebody tell me what Teemings Extras is before I launch into my car sickness dialoge. Stomach: You swore you’d never say anything! I’m so ashamed. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/24 "2003-03-03T15:27:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Attrayant \* > \*\* > Somebody tell me what Teemings Extras is before I launch into my car sickness dialoge. > > Stomach: You swore you’d never say anything! I’m so ashamed. \*\* [Teemings Extra.](http://www.teemings.com/extras/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/25 "2003-03-03T16:08:32Z")
Oh, god, and I thought I was the only one (missed Coldie’s thread from Back Then). In my case, I notice it at least half a block before I even get to my building, let alone upstairs to my apartment… ---
**Author:** ![sc913](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@sc913](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sc913)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/26 "2003-03-03T18:22:08Z")
This is the funniest post I’ve ever ever ever read. Oh God. Just reading the snippets other people quoted had me going again and again. Tears are rolling down my face. I’ve never ever laughed at a message board post this much. I can’t type. You rock. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/27 "2003-03-03T21:16:31Z")
**Attrayant** , you’ve just created a little masterpiece here my friend. Bravo! Very well done. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/28 "2003-04-03T13:53:03Z")
Whooh. That was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read and I don’t say that lightly. I was laughing all the way through, (though not quite ROFL, I’ve only done that once; say, are you guys overuseing that one?) ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2003, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/29 "2003-04-03T14:16:39Z")
By far the funniest thread I’ve seen in a long time. That was hilarious. Well done! Glad to see everything came out okay. > [@](#): > > Encrypted transmission to Penis: Sorry to scare you like that, but it was necessary. I’ll make it up to you later tonight. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/77aa72/32.png) [@Jeffrey\_Hartnett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeffrey_Hartnett)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436/30 "2003-04-07T03:20:42Z")
Author! Author! Well done! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bladder-knows-im-home/158436.md?page=1)