# My blank is so blank **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 19, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865 "2024-12-19T13:46:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/1 "2024-12-19T13:46:29Z")
New game that came to me… * * * My _keyboard_ is so _old_… That the WoF\* keys are almost worn away! * * * WoF = Wheel of Fortune letters are **R, S, T, L, N, and E** , the most used letters in the alphabet. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/2 "2024-12-19T16:39:00Z")
My uncle’s language is so salty… Garden slugs shrivel when he speaks. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/3 "2024-12-19T16:40:41Z")
Ha! I like that one! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/4 "2024-12-19T16:42:25Z")
Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/5 "2024-12-19T16:51:27Z")
My mind is so blank… When I sleep, I dream of clean slates. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/6 "2024-12-19T16:58:36Z")
My car is so old it runs on leaded gas. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/7 "2024-12-20T22:35:18Z")
My jokes are so lame… …they’d come in twelfth in a three-man race. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/8 "2024-12-27T20:18:24Z")
My jokes are so lame… …they killed this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/9 "2024-12-27T20:40:03Z")
I’m so tired… That I’m black and rubbery. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2024, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/10 "2024-12-28T19:05:38Z")
My moves are so old… Victorians danced to them. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-blank-is-so-blank/1011865/11 "2024-12-30T13:33:42Z")
My Christmas tree is so dry… my dog wagged his tail and they all fell off!