# My board crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419 "2002-04-24T19:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/21 "2002-04-24T22:49:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\* > > Umm… **matt\_mcl** and I see things a tad differently… 😉 > > - s.e. \*\* All right then; just trying to help! 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LaurAnge \* > \*\*Hmmm… > > _LaurAnge looks around for Esprix_ > > I know there’s at least **one** guy on these boards who has a thing for sexy Montrealers… \*\* You know, I thought of **Esprix** too… wonder where he is? If he’s around, he should really come post in this thread! 😉 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*'Sides, don’t we have to court longer before we can get mary’d? \*\* Yes, **pbrtallboy** , I would think you do. You’ve offered **Scott** all this loving companionship and everything else that goes along with it, and he might have offered you things too, I don’t know. But yeah, to make sure you love each other and that it’s a very good thing, you might need to court more before y’all get married, you know? 🙂 Just a suggestion… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/22 "2002-04-24T22:49:35Z")
Shithowdy! Away down south in Dixie, indeed. Doesn’t one of us have to be a li’l bit preggers to have one of them thar weddin’s? ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/23 "2002-04-24T22:50:59Z")
er…them thar “shotgun” weddings. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/24 "2002-04-24T22:57:02Z")
> [@](#): > > Still in deep smit with OncleBiere, Petite Guitare avec des Quatre Ficelles d’Hawaii Ike and Clog Boy. Heh. Everyone you get a crush on ends up a moderator. Weird, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2002, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/25 "2002-04-24T23:03:23Z")
Hey, **UncleBeer** , she has impeccable good taste, then! ---
**Author:** ![Jonny\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9f8e36/32.png) [@Jonny\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonny_T)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/26 "2002-04-25T00:03:08Z")
I would like to volunteer as “newbie boy meat to be passed around”. Any takers? _crickets_ Well screw you all, then! [Jonny T](http://members.tripod.co.uk/jonnyerk/about.htm) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/27 "2002-04-25T00:05:13Z")
> [@](#): > > _pbrtallboy_ > Shithowdy! Away down south in Dixie, indeed. Doesn’t one of us have to be a li’l bit preggers to have one of them thar weddin’s? Details, details, details! Heck, just get him down hear and I’ll work up a pretext on how he made you believe you were his only one and true beloved and is now honor bound (it’s the code of the south!) to make good on his word. Now…whar’s muh shotgun? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/28 "2002-04-25T00:10:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*Mmmmmm, that **Miss Creant**. What a hammer! \*\* HELL, yeah! Man, what a _HOTTIE_ mean **DUDE** , have you SEEN her in **THAT SHIRT[sup]TM[/sup]**, I mean WOW! Oh, man, what I’d like ta do… ::smack:: Oops, sorry, honey. ::SMACK:: Oops, sorry, **MrC**. :: **grrrr…NIP!** :: Oops, sorry Lilly. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/29 "2002-04-25T00:16:46Z")
**swampbear** , you sure you didn’t last use your shotgun to shoot all them dirty varmints that were up to no good in your garden? ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/30 "2002-04-25T00:26:46Z")
oh, all right, ill fess up. bodypoet cranky fairy chat mom geobabe ::does best pete puma imitation and runs away:: ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/31 "2002-04-25T00:29:31Z")
**swampbear** , you sure you didn’t last use your shotgun to shoot all them dirty varmints that were up to no good in your garden? ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/32 "2002-04-25T01:05:30Z")
> [@](#): > > ## quote: > > ## Originally posted by Mr. Cynical Mmmmmm, that Miss Creant. What a hammer! > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*HELL, yeah! Man, what a _HOTTIE_ mean **DUDE** , have you SEEN her in **THAT SHIRT[sup]TM[/sup]**, I mean WOW! Oh, man, what I’d like ta do… > > ::smack:: Oops, sorry, honey. > \*\* Pish. You know I was every bit as transfixed by the sight as you were. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*oh, all right, ill fess up. > > bodypoet > cranky > fairy chat mom > geobabe > > ::does best pete puma imitation and runs away:: \*\* Well! ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/33 "2002-04-25T01:56:00Z")
aw shucks mam! ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/34 "2002-04-25T02:08:09Z")
> [@](#): > > My standards? High? I went out with a certain poster. My standards are lower than a limbo dancer. Yea, I knew that thing with you and **pkbites** was a bad idea. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/35 "2002-04-25T02:12:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Yea, I knew that thing with you and **pkbites** was a bad idea. \*\* Chill, dear, I was just kidding. 🙂 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/36 "2002-04-25T02:12:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonny T \* > \*\*I would like to volunteer as “newbie boy meat to be passed around”. Any takers? > \*\* At your service. (Cute British guys - my favourite!) ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/37 "2002-04-25T02:14:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > **At your service.** The revolving door he’s installed in his bedroom makes the flow a lot easier to manage. 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/38 "2002-04-25T02:41:43Z")
i forgot to mention auntie em. ::fingers brim of hat and scuffs boot on the ground:: ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/39 "2002-04-25T02:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonny T \* > \*\*I would like to volunteer as “newbie boy meat to be passed around”. Any takers? While I admit you have good taste in clothing, and you have the added bonus of being British, I’m sorry to say you look like someone I went to high school with. That pretty much disqualifies you. Well, that and my SO. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/40 "2002-04-25T03:22:05Z")
> [@](#): > > The revolving door he’s installed in his bedroom makes the flow a lot easier to manage. Darling, if you don’t want me to mock you, stop setting up cheap shots. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=3)