# My board crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419 "2002-04-24T19:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/41 "2002-04-25T06:05:10Z")
I have a secret Doper crush on anyone who mentions my name merely so they get noticed on my daily vanity search. Bastards. ( 😉 ) Esprix, who has a not-so-secret crush on **matt\_mcl** - but then, who doesn’t? ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/42 "2002-04-25T07:23:28Z")
I have secret board crushes on **kabbes** , **Jack Batty** , **lieu** , and **Manda JO**. Non-sexual ones. In case that needed clarification. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/43 "2002-04-25T11:25:46Z")
essvee, I consider that a high honor. Did you know that the first-ever exchange between us was almost contentious? Only it wasn’t? I think it was in a pit thread, where I was talking about having only one child. You asked some questions about that, and a bunch of people ripped you a new one, but I thought they were fair questions as they completely mirrored questions we asked ourselves when we were considering family size. So I answered, and you thanked me, and a friendship was born. Wait, that was you, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![kabbes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e99b99/32.png) [@kabbes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kabbes)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/44 "2002-04-25T11:30:21Z")
Good heavens - I’ve never been mentioned in one of THESE before! **White Lightning** , you will always have a special place in my heart. So be scared. pan ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/45 "2002-04-25T11:59:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\* > Heh. Everyone you get a crush on ends up a moderator. Weird, eh? \*\* Yop, **OncleBiere** , it’s true. Woo Aunty Canty and become a feared and revered moderator. It’s one of the signs of the end times. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/46 "2002-04-25T13:09:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Esprix, who has a not-so-secret crush on **matt\_mcl** - but then, who doesn’t? \*\* _ahem_😉 - s.e. P.S. **Esprix**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/47 "2002-04-25T13:23:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Darling, if you don’t want me to mock you, stop setting up cheap shots. 😉 \*\* **matt** , honey you know I only do it because I love you. :rolleyes: Anyway, you’d mock me regardless. P.S. Do you think nametags would be good for tomorrow night? I have stickies at home and I can write up all the guests’ nicknames on them
 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/48 "2002-04-25T13:24:48Z")
I’m at work, so I can’t check, but I am willing to bet that there’s a post in the Pit about annoying “I have a crush on
” threads. I don’t find them annoying
 the word I would choose is _stimulating_. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/49 "2002-04-25T13:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > **Okay, I’ll admit I was pleasantly surprised by the pics. What can I say? I’m a sucker for action shots.** Pleasantly surprised? Did you think I’d be a troll or something? 😉 So, **pbrtallboy** , now that you’re my first boy board crush, I want all your stats. **All** of them. 😃 Smooches, - s.e. P.S. Watch out for the final round of scott evil’s AbFab Trivia Death Match¼ later today
 or perhaps tomorrow (boss won’t be in). ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/50 "2002-04-25T13:28:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*Esprix, who has a not-so-secret crush on **matt\_mcl** - but then, who doesn’t? \*\* Ain’t that the truth. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/51 "2002-04-25T13:57:23Z")
You people are so sad. Board crushes are sooo passe. SDMB stalkers are all the rage! My stalker is **Mouthbuffalo** (read mouthbreather). I even have a stalkers assistant! She is the stunning **Bad News Baboon**. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/52 "2002-04-25T14:11:19Z")
geez, Pez, you _also_ have a mistress! how soon they forget vanilla, waiting for a nomination for crush
â˜č ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/53 "2002-04-25T14:13:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*I have a secret Doper crush on anyone who mentions my name merely so they get noticed on my daily vanity search. > > Bastards. > > \*\* You and Scylla. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/54 "2002-04-25T14:20:25Z")
actually any male doper between 18-25 will qualify as **my** crush!😉 ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/55 "2002-04-25T14:46:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > > Pleasantly surprised? Did you think I’d be a troll or something? 😉 No comment 😉 > [@](#): > > So, **pbrtallboy** , now that you’re my first boy board crush, I want all your stats. **All** of them. 😃 A [picture](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1348484412) is worth 1000 words, no? ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/56 "2002-04-25T14:57:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*A [picture](http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1348484412) is worth 1000 words, no? \*\* Tease! - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/57 "2002-04-25T14:59:50Z")
Sigh. Clearly I haven’t been posting enough lately if I’ve disappeared from the fever-dreams of _mon beau morceau de viande quebeçois._ _Je vous prie, ne me dites pas que vous m’avez oubliĂ©, **Matt\_mcl,** mon petit verre du jus de choucroute!_ ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/58 "2002-04-25T15:01:26Z")
_Je vous prie, ne me dites pas que vous m’avez oubliĂ©, **Matt\_mcl,** mon petit verre du jus de choucroute!_ \*\* [/QUOTE] Sauerkraut juice? Well, I guess it’s appropriate
 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/59 "2002-04-25T15:06:13Z")
Scott: don’t make me get joual on your ass. 😉 Chef: evidemment je te n’ai pas oubliĂ© aprĂšs la lettre si passionnĂ©e que tu m’as Ă©crite, mon beau grand maĂźtre d’hĂŽtel. Fais-moi cuire, Chef! (puis tu n’as pas besoin de me vouvoyer
) ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/60 "2002-04-25T15:20:43Z")
Well, since you asked: **FairyChatMom CrankyAsAnOldMan MsRobyn Sophie Anahita** Damn restraining orders. 😉 Zap! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=4)