# My board crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419 "2002-04-24T19:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/61 "2002-04-25T15:29:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\* > > Tease! > > - s.e. \*\* Ha ha! Made you look! What did you expect? Listing stats for all the world to see is SO AOL – I’m not that kinda girl. My stats are mine to give, not yours to take. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/62 "2002-04-25T15:36:36Z")
wow, cranky, you remember that? ai dolor! my butt still hurts from that. ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/63 "2002-04-25T15:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*geez, Pez, you _also_ have a mistress! > > how soon they forget > > vanilla, waiting for a nomination for crush…☹ \*\* DOH! How could I forget my mistress **Vanilla**? Perhaps because you’ve not been doing your job! Maybe it’s because you are busy having crushes on younger dopers! Im hurt. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/64 "2002-04-25T15:51:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*My stats are mine to give, not yours to take. 😛 \*\* There is such a thing as email, dear… - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/65 "2002-04-25T15:57:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Scott: don’t make me get joual on your ass. 😉 \*\* No one gets anything on or in my ass unless it’s in an operating room. 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/66 "2002-04-25T16:14:43Z")
and don’t forget, cranky, you HAVE watched me masturbate… ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/67 "2002-04-25T16:17:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by essvee \* > \*\*and don’t forget, cranky, you HAVE watched me masturbate… \*\* Oh, dear! :eek: Can we have more details? - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/68 "2002-04-25T16:41:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*Chef: evidemment je te n’ai pas oublié après la lettre si passionnée que tu m’as écrite, mon beau grand maître d’hôtel. Fais-moi cuire, Chef! (puis tu n’as pas besoin de me vouvoyer…) \*\* Oh, _ **I’ll** _ get you cooking all right. _leer_ Je n’ai pas eu l’intention d’être trop formel, mon petit aéroglisseur rempli d’anguilles. Tutoyer est très bien avec moi. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/69 "2002-04-25T16:45:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* > Esprix, who has a not-so-secret crush on **matt\_mcl** - but then, who doesn’t? \*\* i dont have a crush on matt, but were a citizen of quebec, i would certainly vote for him. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/70 "2002-04-25T16:45:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > **Je n’ai pas eu l’intention d’être trop formel, mon petit aéroglisseur rempli d’anguilles.** When you say “aéroglisseur” all I can think of is AstroGlide (the lube). 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/71 "2002-04-25T16:48:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\* > > There is such a thing as email, dear… > > - s.e. \*\* Wow, discretion! your wish is my command. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/72 "2002-04-25T17:01:04Z")
Let me just make this announcement to all: **pbrtallboy is _HOT_**. An intense white hot. Hotter than a thousand supernovas exploding simultaneously. And he’s **mine** , so hands off! 😃 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/73 "2002-04-25T17:02:07Z")
My board crushes all! Fear my board! ---
**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/74 "2002-04-25T17:06:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zappo \* > \*\*Well, since you asked: > > **FairyChatMom > CrankyAsAnOldMan > MsRobyn > Sophie > Anahita** > > Zap! \*\* LOOKOUT! Here comes the Armageddon. **I** made a crush thread. This can only mean the end of the world is upon us. * * * Zap, see you for cheesesteaks under I-95! "He wants to play **Monopoly?!?!** ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/75 "2002-04-25T17:24:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zappo \* > \*\*Well, since you asked: > > **FairyChatMom > CrankyAsAnOldMan > MsRobyn > Sophie > Anahita** > > Damn restraining orders. 😉 > > Zap! \*\* **Zappo** doesn’t love me any more. I am sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/76 "2002-04-25T17:29:27Z")
**Geobabe** , you know that you are always welcome to join my entourage! You could even bring along **Unclebill**! Couple stalking is hot!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/77 "2002-04-25T17:38:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\ ***Geobabe** , you know that you are always welcome to join my entourage! You could even bring along **Unclebill**! Couple stalking is hot!!! 😃 \*\* Heeyyyyyy…we are gonna see you in Orlando next weekend, right? ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/78 "2002-04-25T17:40:18Z")
You are?!?!?!! Wow! You’ve already started stalking! I need a few minutes alone now ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/79 "2002-04-25T17:46:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > **SDMB stalkers are all the rage** I don’t have a stalker, but I’ve been stalking **Creaky** for a couple of weeks now. Sadly, she seems to have stopped returning my emails. ☹ I (of course) have some board crushes, most of which have been mentioned before: \*\*celestina Arden Ranger jarbabyj CrankyAsAnOldMan bobkitty TruePisces Tequila Mockingbird alice\_in\_wonderland \*\* That’s all that comes to mind, but I’m probably forgetting someone… ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/80 "2002-04-25T18:33:12Z")
**Lindyhopper** , my sincere apologies! Check your e-mail! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=5)