# My board crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419 "2002-04-24T19:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/81 "2002-04-25T18:38:43Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **pezpunk** _ > > SDMB stalkers are all the rage! Damn skippy. However, I haven’t woken up in the middle of the night to find **katiekilldare** sitting at the foot of my bed staring at me in _weeks_. Slacker! (I shall have to get my minion, **woodstockbirdybird** , to go harass her until she gets back on track.) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/82 "2002-04-25T18:53:01Z")
> [@](#): > > wow, cranky, you remember that? ai dolor! my butt still hurts from that. Out of context, and particularly in **this** thread, that line could be immensely humorous! 😉 ::: sadly noting that he was mentioned by nobody ::: ---
**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/83 "2002-04-25T18:59:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\* > > Damn skippy. However, I haven’t woken up in the middle of the night to find **katiekilldare** sitting at the foot of my bed staring at me in _weeks_. Slacker! \*\* Sorry Esprix. The reason she hasn’t been around is that she’s been busy trying to seduce Mrs Punk and I into a hot steamy relationship with her and Mr Killdare. She’s a tricky one indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/84 "2002-04-25T19:00:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pezpunk \* > \*\*Wow! You’ve already started stalking! > \*\* Oh, we’re good. Oh, and I still have a crush on **Creaky** , though I haven’t been stalking her properly at all lately. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/85 "2002-04-25T19:03:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\* > > When you say “aéroglisseur” all I can think of is AstroGlide (the lube). 😉 > > - s.e. \*\* Well, an _aéroglisseur_ is a hovercraft, but yours is funny too. I called him “my little hovercraft full of eels.” Matt and I have a history of my dubbing him with odd french pet names. ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/86 "2002-04-25T20:12:28Z")
**Geobabe** , my delicious morsel! Worry not! You _have_ been busy these days, you know, gettin’ engaged and stuff!! It’s enough to know that I still have a place in your tender heart! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/87 "2002-04-25T21:28:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\*Let me just make this announcement to all: > > **pbrtallboy is _HOT_**. An intense white hot. Hotter than a thousand supernovas exploding simultaneously. And he’s **mine** , so hands off! 😃 > > - s.e. \*\* So much for discretion! I’m blushing. Wait, you _do_ realize I’m the one on the right, right? ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/88 "2002-04-25T21:34:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > So much for discretion! Hey, I didn’t give away your stats, did I? > [@](#): > > Wait, you _do_ realize I’m the one on the right, right? Yes. The right of the picture, I assume, not on the right facing the camera. Right? 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/89 "2002-04-25T21:58:45Z")
Right. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/90 "2002-04-25T21:59:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pbrtallboy \* > \*\*Right. 😉 \*\* Fantastic, sweetie. _smooch_ - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/91 "2002-04-25T22:05:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by scott evil \* > \*\* > > You know very well what I think of you. Skanky smeghead trollop. 😉 > > [Here’s one](http://www.planetsucks.com/boardvisualaid/scottevil1.jpg) and [here’s another](http://www.planetsucks.com/boardvisualaid/scottevil2.jpg). > > - s.e. \*\* Very nice. _Very nice_. Would’st thou likest to come to Oregon to frolic with a cripple and a dancer? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/92 "2002-04-25T22:09:20Z")
Well, I can’t say that I have any board crushes as such… nor that I am stalking anyone, or being stalked! :eek: But it did surprise me to be mentioned in this thread, on the very first post. I can’t say who my board crushes are… there is a little thing called discretion, you know… 😉 However, if I ever do decide to spill all, you can bet I’ll do it here! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/93 "2002-04-25T22:09:58Z")
Poly! How can one mention you? you are happily married! It would be a sin…😉 Pez: Not doing my Job!? Give me an assignment!🙂 Actually, being a leftist, I’d be glad to crush on a fellow lefty. Olent?? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/94 "2002-04-25T23:04:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > \*\*I have secret board crushes on **kabbes** , **Jack Batty** , **lieu** , and **Manda JO**. Non-sexual ones. In case that needed clarification. \*\* Non-sexual. Damn!! And after I went to all the trouble of splitting up with my wife and putting on all this weight just for you. ---
**Author:** ![Lisa\_Ann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lisa\_Ann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa_Ann)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/95 "2002-04-25T23:22:06Z")
I think a little chub is cute, **Jack**! I haven’t been exactly stalking you, I am a happily married woman, but I enjoy your posts. They really turn me on. 😉 I like **Oncle Biere** because he designed some fancy pants just for me, to my exact specifications. And because he has BEER in his name! Otherwise, I think **hillbilly queen** is very funny, but I wouldn’t say I have a crush on her, per se. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2002, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/96 "2002-04-25T23:27:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by White Lightning \* > \*\*I have secret board crushes on **kabbes** , **Jack Batty** , **lieu** , and **Manda JO**. Non-sexual ones. In case that needed clarification. \*\* Hey, **White Lightning** , you **do** know that once you decided to post this, it was no longer a big secret, right? Right? Then again, I admire your frankness. For myself, I don’t know that I’d reveal who **all** my secret crushes are (I do have more than one, you know), but I’d have to say that you are one of them. 🙂 And most definitely in a non-sexual way! (just to clarify) [sub]Oops… did I say too much? :o[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/97 "2002-04-26T02:47:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Creaky \* > \*\ ***Lindyhopper** , my sincere apologies! Check your e-mail! 🙂 \*\* Gosh! :o Aren’t you just the sweetie, though! It was all just a desperate ploy for attention, dontcha know! 😃 [sub]Thanks for the e-mail! And especially the pic! (rowr!)[/sub] Oh, and **Flamsterette\_X** : Discretion, shmiscretion! Let it all hang out! So to speak. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/98 "2002-04-26T03:02:59Z")
> [@](#): > > ## \*Originally posted by Anahita \* \*\* LOOKOUT! Here comes the Armageddon. **I** made a crush thread. This can only mean the end of the world is upon us. > > Zap, see you for cheesesteaks under I-95! > > "He wants to play **Monopoly?!?!** \*\* O raven-haired temptress with the flashing eyes, how could a longing for one as lovely as you be a sign of the End Times? We most definitely have a rendezvous for cheesesteaks under I-95. I await our meeting with quivering heart and bated breath. [sub]Which would probably go away if I quit eating bait.[/sub] Zap! ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/99 "2002-04-26T03:19:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\ ***Zappo** doesn’t love me any more. I am sad. ☹ \*\* No, no, no! This is a _crush_ thread, **Geobabe**! If the title was “The Dopers For Whom I’m Head-Over-Heels Crazy Nuts Smitten About” the list would be you and **Sophie**. Those other women mean nothing to me! [sub] **Anahita** , meet me under 95 at the Oregon Ave. exit![/sub] I still love you! [sub]How _you_ doin’, **FairyChatMom**? [/sub] Don’t worry. There’s plenty of Smoochie to go around. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/100 "2002-04-26T03:24:52Z")
> [@](#): > > There’s plenty of Smoochie to go around. 😃 My smoochies go to **pbrtallboy**. 😃 - s.el. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=6)