# My board crushes **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2002, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419 "2002-04-24T19:23:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/101 "2002-04-26T04:08:15Z")
Zappo doesn’t love me, either. Or maybe he does and he’s just being quiet because of **Gunslinger**! That must be it! That’s why I’m not listed by everybody - they’re all just backing off 'cause they know I’m taken! right? ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/102 "2002-04-26T04:28:57Z")
So, **racinchikki** , how _you_ doin’? 😉 Hell, I’ve got crushes on every female doper - provided that they’re at least a day’s travel away. Still, I’d have to give the nod for top crush to **alice\_in\_wonderland**. No big surprise there, I’m sure. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/103 "2002-04-26T05:29:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > **Hell, I’ve got crushes on every female doper - provided that they’re at least a day’s travel away.** Jeez, I feel your pain. As near as I can tell, the only Doperchick on my crush list who’s within a day’s travel by car is **alice\_in\_wonderland** (you _are_ in southern Alberta, right? My mind is trying to trick me.). All the others are at least 1000 miles away. I think **Arden Ranger** is the closest, with honorable mentions going to **Tequila Mockingbird** , **jarbabyj** , and **CrankyAsAnOldMan** , the Midwestern-Babe-Chick-Doper-Crushes. The others are on the East Coast or in the extreme southeast. Shoot. :kicking dirt: ☹ ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/104 "2002-04-26T05:54:26Z")
Tell you what, **LindyHopper** , I’ll take the SE dopers and you can have the NW ones. I still intend to flirt outrageously with **alice** , though, so don’t get jealous! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/105 "2002-04-26T06:30:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by **Flamsterette\_X** \* > Hey, **White Lightning** , you **do** know that once you decided to post this, it was no longer a big secret, right? Right? Oops! :eek: > [@](#): > > Then again, I admire your frankness. 🆒 > [@](#): > > For myself, I don’t know that I’d reveal who **all** my secret crushes are (I do have more than one, you know), but I’d have to say that you are one of them. :o > [@](#): > > And most definitely in a non-sexual way! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/106 "2002-04-26T06:58:14Z")
Nice save, **Zap**. ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/107 "2002-04-26T07:01:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by galen ubal \* > \*\*Tell you what, **LindyHopper** , I’ll take the SE dopers and you can have the NW ones. I still intend to flirt outrageously with **alice** , though, so don’t get jealous! 😃 \*\* As long as you don’t mind if I flirt outrageously with **bobkitty** , we’ll get along fine! 😃 (As to SE vs. NW, on my list, there are exactly one of each, so that works out pretty even.) Hey, **bobkitty** , how _you_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/108 "2002-04-26T12:20:51Z")
**Lindy** , you big sweetie, you. _smooches_ None of my crushes are secret. I’ve been pretty open about them. ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/109 "2002-04-26T13:39:31Z")
You have all hijacked my thread! Damn you! 😉 You can all refer to [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111692) thread. It’s all about me. And the boy I lust over. “I’m sorry if that sounds selfish, but it’s ME, ME, ME!” - Edina Monsoon - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/110 "2002-04-26T14:22:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > \*\*Nice save, **Zap**. \*\* 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/111 "2002-04-26T14:29:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*Zappo doesn’t love me, either. > > Or maybe he does and he’s just being quiet because of **Gunslinger**! That must be it! That’s why I’m not listed by everybody - they’re all just backing off 'cause they know I’m taken! > > right? \*\* Shhh! They’ll overhear, my sweet! Of course I have a crush on you. Anybody who I can dream about showing up on my front step in a Step-Down Hudson full of Cafe’ du Monde coffee is definitely somebody who makes my heart go pitty-pat. Add to that the fact that you look good in a fedora and. . ._sigh_ ::starts combing eBay for Step Down Hudsons:: ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/112 "2002-04-26T14:37:28Z")
I’m insanely jealous. I don’t have any doper crushes, but dammit I want some. Any suggestions? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/113 "2002-04-26T14:42:32Z")
“And after I went to all the trouble of splitting up with my wife and putting on all this weight just for you.” Okay, that was too damn funny. I’m not even “exuberant” and now I’m considering a crush on **Jack Batty**. 🙂 Just kidding, Jack. As for the rest of you… Do you have female parts? Are they nice? Okay, I’ve got a crush. How big is your 401K? Do you own land in British Columbia? Can I leave the seat up and do you like baseball? Oh, and then there’s that whole breast thing… Aaargh, I’ve got crushes on you all! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/114 "2002-04-26T14:50:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Waverly \* > I’m insanely jealous. I don’t have any doper crushes, but dammit I want some. Two, actually. 1. Go to the people pages ([http://geocities.com/sdpeoplepages](http://geocities.com/sdpeoplepages)) 2. Go to a dopefest. I have yet to go to a dopefest where there wasn’t someone to drool over. However, I’ve got the advantage of being attracted to boys AND girls:D 3. Am I the last non-het guy on the board to get to drool over **scott evil**? Scott, my mother thanks you (even though she’s married and asleep), my father thanks you (even though he’s straight, married and asleep), but most of all, my tongue thanks you. YyyyyyyyyyUM! [sub]I have discovered that it is actually disadvantageous to air my crushes on the board, so I will continue to crush in secret.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![scott\_evil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@scott\_evil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scott_evil)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/115 "2002-04-26T14:53:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > **Am I the last non-het guy on the board to get to drool over scott evil**? Wow. I’m flattered. :😊: 😃 Does that make me board hottie? 😉 - s.e. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/116 "2002-04-26T15:08:08Z")
[Mermaid](http://geocities.com/cindismojo/me.html) peeks in to see if she is on anyone’s list and remains disappointed. Sigh. Always the stalker, never the stalkee. WL and LA–Back off girls you are dealing with a professional here. ---
**Author:** ![Zappo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b3f665/32.png) [@Zappo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zappo)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/117 "2002-04-26T16:48:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by The Mermaid \* > \*\*[Mermaid](http://geocities.com/cindismojo/me.html) peeks in to see if she is on anyone’s list and remains disappointed. Sigh. Always the stalker, never the stalkee. > > WL and LA–Back off girls you are dealing with a professional here. \*\* Hey **Mermaid** , you’re my kind of chick! It’s just that the whole “husband” thing is kinda off-putting. 🙂 Although, if you ever want to scram outta Ohio, you’ve got a friend in Pennsylvania… . ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/118 "2002-04-26T17:43:37Z")
Yes, the pictures pages are a good start punha, but the world is littered with nice looking people. I usually need a bit more to spark my interest… Hmm. Maybe I _can_ think of a candidate, but I’ll take your advise and keep it secret. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/119 "2002-04-26T21:54:37Z")
Oh my - this thread was just pointed out to me… I’ve been mentioned in a _Flirt Thread_! _TWICE!_ Man-o-man - you take your clothes of just [once](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113&highlight=naked)… **Galen** as you know, you are _The Night Man_ as far as I’m concerned. 🙂 And **LindyHopper** , I **AM** in Southern Alberta - I’ve got cowboy boots and everything! I also have to mention **AlbertRose** - the sweetest of all dopers. 🙂 Of course, I have to mention **ShibbOleth** as well. Once you’ve painted a man’s, um… _trunk_, you just can’t go back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419/120 "2002-04-26T22:03:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\*Oh my - this thread was just pointed out to me… I’ve been mentioned in a _Flirt Thread_! _TWICE!_ > > Man-o-man - you take your clothes of just [once](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96113&highlight=naked)…\*\* Now this has _nothing_ to do with that. Wait, I’m lying. It does have partly to do with that. 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > **And LindyHopper, I AM in Southern Alberta - I’ve got cowboy boots and everything!** Then you are officially the closest Doperchick-crushee to me–although it’s still a several-hour drive; it takes me four to five hours just to get to the Canadian border. Still…😉 I don’t have any cowboy boots, but I do have a nifty selection of bolo ties! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-board-crushes/105419.md?page=7)