# My boobs are my Saviour. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197 "2003-09-08T01:42:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AquaPura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@AquaPura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AquaPura)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/1 "2003-09-08T01:42:36Z")
For the second time this weekend my necklace has unscrewed itself dropping my pentacle pendant to reigons unknown. For the second time I cussed and had a panic before I remebered to check the vast recesses left by my clevage. As luck would have it, there was my pentacle, happy as you please caught between my left breast and the fabric of my bra. I frequently loose earrings, because they get snagged by my long hair, lo and behold they generaly travel down my cleavage to get caught in my bra so I can find them later. So for this and other useful reasons I have decided to declare my boobs my saviour. The man on the street corner told me to get saved, NOW! So I have been saved by my own boobs, they are my goddess and shepherd and all that good stuff. I have set on of my mammoth bra’s up so I can worship in effigy. And I think I will set up a paypal account for them so people can donate monies to my Church of the Holy Boobage. And Ladies, you too can set up your boobs for worship also. Maybe we can start our own little flock and stand out on street corners waving bra’s and signs that tell passer by to get saved NOW! They can even repent their sins to our boobs! How does that grab ya?!?! ~aqua ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/2 "2003-09-08T01:48:13Z")
I’m kneeling, with eyes closed and mouth open, waiting for you to administer the sacraments, **AquaPura**. Let us continue our worship with hymn number 36DD. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/3 "2003-09-08T01:57:06Z")
Now really, I’ve seen paintings of Jesus and such, and until I see a picture of these so-called “goddesses,” I’m not believing it. . . ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/4 "2003-09-08T01:59:00Z")
I’ve seen paintings of Jesus and such, so, until I see some pictures of these so-called “goddesses,” I’m going to have some problem believing in them. . . ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/5 "2003-09-08T02:00:03Z")
You think you might save me? ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/6 "2003-09-08T02:00:20Z")
as you can see, demand for these pictures is great. :smack: [sub]sorry about that[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![AquaPura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@AquaPura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AquaPura)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/7 "2003-09-08T02:05:31Z")
Hmmm, I would have to think about what the sacrements would be, though I think if men would like to join our Holy Order. (The Sisters of the Masssive Boobage) They would have to wear bra’s on their heads, big bras. Those only fit for a goddess. Come come now, danceswithcats, hymn number 36 DD is only a training hymn, such as acolytes would sing. The orginal bra of the Savour boobs is 42 DDD so that is the number of the sacred hymn. All together now, Everyone!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/8 "2003-09-08T02:28:40Z")
**Everybody say AMEN!** I believe I’ve had an epiphany! And now, I’d like to have a cigarette. Would you like one too, Sister? Give me the location of the Holiest of Holies in Wisconsin, and I believe I’ll have to have myself a pilgimage. **Hallelujah** ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/9 "2003-09-08T02:40:36Z")
You do know that there has been an secret underground sect of men that pay homage to breasts, don’t you? I am the High Priest. Contact me for membership or adulation. ---
**Author:** ![Salem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8c91f0/32.png) [@Salem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Salem)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/10 "2003-09-08T02:51:43Z")
**Aquapura** , I’m in. Sing it, Sister of the Massive Boobage. Mine have also rescued vast quantities of precious jewelry and a few stray cats[sub]looking for crumbs[/sub], as well. I place my boobage on the altar to be worshipped in the manner to which they would like to be accustomed. Or is it costumed. Yes, I could dress them up a bit, I suppose. Any suggestions out there? We’ll gladly take the lead on Hymn 38DD. Sing it, girls. (o) (o) ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/11 "2003-09-08T03:23:02Z")
I don’t think you’ll have too much trouble finding men to join your sect. We all worship boobs! And if we have to, we’ll wear a bra on our heads to do it! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/12 "2003-09-08T03:32:48Z")
I love my boobies 🙂 They can even make milk, so if I ever run out of food all I need to do is suck on my boobies for a nutritious meal. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/13 "2003-09-08T04:16:11Z")
The BOOBS are my saviour; I shall not want. They maketh me want to snuggle up in soft cleavage: they leadeth me anywhere. They restoreth my soul and maketh my naughty bits feeleth funny. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the bra, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me and my staff is there for you. Thou wearest a wet cotton t-shirt: thou anointest thine boobs with oil; thy tube top runneth over. Surely much more of this and I shall soileth my lioncloth. Breasts shall be on my mind all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOOBS for ever. Amen. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/14 "2003-09-08T04:43:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AquaPura \* > **So for this and other useful reasons I have decided to declare my boobs my saviour.** So your boobs are one diety together, or are they two separate entities? Is this like some kind of yin yang thing? ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/15 "2003-09-08T17:21:26Z")
Lemmie know when it’s time for communion. I’ll bring the cookies… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/16 "2003-09-08T17:40:00Z")
_Bras… celebrate the fabric of our wives._ ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/17 "2003-09-08T17:54:18Z")
I had a moment where I was deciding whether I should open the thread on requesting good thoughts, or the one on boobs. Guess which won. ---
**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/18 "2003-09-08T18:07:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*The BOOBS are my saviour; I shall not want. They maketh me want to snuggle up in soft cleavage: they leadeth me anywhere. They restoreth my soul and maketh my naughty bits feeleth funny. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the bra, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me and my staff is there for you. Thou wearest a wet cotton t-shirt: thou anointest thine boobs with oil; thy tube top runneth over. Surely much more of this and I shall soileth my lioncloth. Breasts shall be on my mind all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the BOOBS for ever. Amen. \*\* Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/19 "2003-09-08T18:10:42Z")
How gender-biased! What about manboobs? (hee hee) ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/20 "2003-09-08T18:18:33Z")
Thankx, **Little Nemo** , that was very nicely done. I’m sorry to say i won’t be able to join this sect, for my own Holy-Spheres are for the soul i share my days with. 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197.md?page=2)