# My boobs are my Saviour. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197 "2003-09-08T01:42:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/81 "2003-09-20T01:30:42Z")
If this religion ever starts an Inquisition, I’d like to be the first to volunteer to be stretched out on the rack. ---
**Author:** ![T.Slothrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@T.Slothrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/T.Slothrop)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/82 "2003-09-20T01:52:29Z")
_originally posted by JimSox5_ > [@](#): > > until I see a picture of these so-called “goddesses,” I’m not believing it. . . No, I wanna see them in stained glass. ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/83 "2003-09-20T02:24:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhaeven \* > \*\*You didn’t kill the thread, Wyatt, it was just resting. How did I miss this one?! 48DD, all mine, and my hubby is damn proud of em!😛 \*\* He probably only wants you for your body and so do I ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/84 "2003-09-20T06:54:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*If this religion ever starts an Inquisition, I’d like to be the first to volunteer to be stretched out on the rack. \*\* Pssst. **Little Nemo,** it’s not _that_ kind of a rack. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/85 "2003-09-20T07:23:07Z")
Don’t dash the man’s dreams! ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/86 "2003-09-20T07:41:54Z")
From The Fugs first album: _Boobs A Lot_ ---
**Author:** ![lauramarlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a5b964/32.png) [@lauramarlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lauramarlane)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/87 "2003-09-20T14:29:17Z")
The Holy Modal Rounders did the song Boobs A Lot, too–great song 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/88 "2003-09-20T14:35:50Z")
Preach it **Nemo!** ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/89 "2003-09-20T16:17:01Z")
Andy, of course it’s that kind of rack. Why shouldn’t it be? Brave martyrs will resist physical pain until the point of death. But press a couple of boobs in our face and we’ll tell you whatever you want to hear. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/90 "2003-09-20T16:19:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*Andy, of course it’s that kind of rack. Why shouldn’t it be? Brave martyrs will resist physical pain until the point of death. But press a couple of boobs in our face and we’ll tell you whatever you want to hear. \*\* The last time I had a couple of boobs pressed into my face, all I could say was “Hyyy, whuh a nice pair.” ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/91 "2003-09-20T22:34:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*Andy, of course it’s that kind of rack. Why shouldn’t it be? Brave martyrs will resist physical pain until the point of death. But press a couple of boobs in our face and we’ll tell you whatever you want to hear. \*\* We’ll also make motorboat noises ---
**Author:** ![Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/92 "2003-09-21T17:59:47Z")
Well, talk is cheap but I haven’t seen any evidence of great boobage. Not that I have anything against worshipping the goddesses of the chestal mammalial region, but I wanna see’em. ---
**Author:** ![CBEscapee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@CBEscapee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CBEscapee)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/93 "2003-09-21T18:21:43Z")
I’m with you Ranger, I wanna believe but I need proof. ---
**Author:** ![Rayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rayn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rayn)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/94 "2003-09-21T18:45:28Z")
Does no one have faith anymore? Hmm … on the other hand … ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2003, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boobs-are-my-saviour/200197/95 "2003-09-21T18:56:21Z")
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