# My boss's ass is proving to be quite the distraction **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333 "2006-04-19T17:37:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2006, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/21 "2006-04-19T21:02:16Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > > [@Otto](#): > > > > Maybe he’s into me! > > I won’t touch that one. > > As Queen Victoria once said to her gay son, Queen Buddy, “Just close your eyes and think of Jackie Gleason naked.” “into me”, “all around me”, “on top of my head”, etc. - is that why you used to be called asshat? 😃 _And awaaaaaay we gooooo!!!_ [sub]In case that’s unclear, I’m just joking with you. I immediately thought of that silly name when I saw you talking about your boss’ ass ;)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/22 "2006-04-20T03:02:56Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > He’s gorgeous, 6’5" and built like the proverbial brick shithouse. The desks and chairs are at exactly the right height so that his ass is just at eye level as he’s walking around on the call floor. He wears fairly tight jeans and has this habit of leaning over one’s desk when he speaks, so when he talks to the guy next to me…oh my. > > Now he’s leaned over a couple of desks away, with his fingers hooked in the back of his waistband, stroking with his thumb… Can you write a note to my boss complaining the same thing about me? Tell him you’re too distracted to get any work done. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/23 "2006-04-20T03:56:46Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > I wasn’t sure either and I was there. And would you believe that those two stuck me with the tip? Queen Buddy, I believe, would be a _Kids in the Hall_ character played by Buddy the Fag. _sigh_ Buddy also does a nightclub schtick–that’s where I was pulling that line from. Somebody got whooshed…nit so sure it wasn’t me though. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/24 "2006-04-20T05:39:20Z")
My boss is a internationally known medical researcher. In her spare time, she could model-- she’s tall, thin, has naturally blonde hair, sapphire eyes and legs that don’t end. Fortunately for me, she is not my type physically, and she’s hopelessly straight. However, I confess to a great deal of schaudenfreude when I hear the stories about how she’s constantly followed around by a bunch of leading biology researchers at international conferences who apparently turn into scampering little puppy dogs around her. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/25 "2006-04-20T08:46:36Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > If I close my eyes, I can still see her legs in that blue dress… You were staring at her crotch and boobies! _I knew it!_ 😉 **Otto** , you’re right, he _is_ positively gorgeous. And have you seen his new iPod? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/26 "2006-04-20T18:25:26Z")
Heh, this is one thing that’s making me push to be a pharmacy tech at my WM… the pharmacy manager is gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/27 "2006-04-20T18:38:37Z")
Heh, this is one thing that’s making me push to be a pharmacy tech at my WM… the pharmacy manager is gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![jellyblue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@jellyblue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jellyblue)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/28 "2006-04-20T18:46:53Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > You are truly being unfair by not giving us photographic evidence. We do need a visual to gauge hotness level and of course to check for any visible gay clues. I’m always happy to help. 🙂 What’s he supposed to do? Surreptitiously snap a pic of his boss’s butt with his cell phone and then scamper to post it on the net? I’d say that would certainly be less than subtle! “Could you PUH-LEEZE hold still and bend over just a tad? Thank you!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/29 "2006-04-20T19:15:00Z")
…and I bet he smells good too… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/30 "2006-04-20T19:45:37Z")
> [@jellyblue](#): > > What’s he supposed to do? Surreptitiously snap a pic of his boss’s butt with his cell phone and then scamper to post it on the net? I’d say that would certainly be less than subtle! > “Could you PUH-LEEZE hold still and bend over just a tad? Thank you!” > 😃 That would work for me. Hey, I didn’t say it was gonna be easy to get, that’s the part that **Otto** gets to figure out. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/31 "2006-04-20T19:54:03Z")
I don’t have a cell phone, let alone a camera phone, and even if I did they’re against the rules and breaking the rules would make my [del]new boyfriend[/del] boss sad. And not only is he hot and smart, he’s also funny. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/32 "2006-04-20T20:36:19Z")
Actually, this reminds me of a temp job I had about a decade ago. I was working in an office that was in the process of closing, they brought in temps to replace people as they left. And the manager there was TOTALLY hot and sadly very straight. Anyway, it got to where it was only the two of us left in the office for the last few weeks. It was great getting to spend my entire work day alone in an office with this very hot guy, but very annoying too since I had to keep my checking out of him discreet. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/33 "2006-04-20T22:20:57Z")
Just remember this Cute Boss Rule: _An asshole with gorgeous buns is still an asshole._ My grouchy old dad’s opinion about office romance was, “Keep your dick out of the till.” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/34 "2006-04-20T22:33:14Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > My grouchy old dad’s opinion about office romance was, “Keep your dick out of the till.” Otherwise when you slam the drawer shut it REALLY hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/35 "2006-04-21T09:39:17Z")
With all this talk about not dating in the office, I just have to say I’m engaged to a wonderful woman who I met at work. She’s one of our dispatchers. We’re getting married on June 10th. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/36 "2006-04-21T21:13:17Z")
So someone at work saw my boss in a pair of shades and started calling “Johnny Cage!” who I come to find out is a character from Mortal Kombat. After several swoon-inducing minutes of watching him striking muscle poses (whimper) while going “Johnny Cage!” over and over, I looked up [Linden Ashby](http://www.lindenashby.org/index.shtml) who played Cage in the first MK movie. And yeah, there’s a resemblance facially. So while I can’t get an actual picture this should give you droolers an idea. He’s going on vacation next week to the Cayman Islands. I’m imagining various snugly fitting swimwear… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/37 "2006-04-21T21:44:46Z")
Great, now I’m going to be singing Tangerine Speedo all weekend…not that that’s a bad thing. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2006, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/38 "2006-04-21T23:43:26Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > After several swoon-inducing minutes of watching him striking muscle poses (whimper). Well at least if you swoon too much you won’t be needing [smelling salts.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=368179) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2006, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333/39 "2006-04-22T01:12:21Z")
[Here](http://mortal.shang.free.fr/images/mortal%20kombat/mk2/personnages/johnny%20cage.png) is a screenshot of the original Johnny Cash, FWIW. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-bosss-ass-is-proving-to-be-quite-the-distraction/353333.md?page=1)