# My boyfriend dug through the dumpster!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 30, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748 "2004-05-30T02:51:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/1 "2004-05-30T02:51:04Z")
He had accidentaly thrown away my driver’s license.
He dug through the dumpster for 15 minutes to find it. He’s in the shower now, and is ssssssooooooooo getting laid tonight.
I love my boyfriend.
(I really needed it because I have no cash and it’s memorial day weekend. I couldn’t wait until Tuesday.)
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### Author:  [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/2 "2004-05-30T03:10:46Z")
Tell him **Necro** said “Way to go”.
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### Author:  [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/3 "2004-05-30T03:10:59Z")
They give you money for your driver’s licence in SC?
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### Author:  [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/4 "2004-05-30T03:34:27Z")
Maybe she’s refering to buying a replacement license?
> [@torie](#):
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> He had accidentaly thrown away my driver's license.
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> He dug through the dumpster for 15 minutes to find it. He’s in the shower now, and is ssssssooooooooo getting laid tonight.
Woo Hoo!
See what else you can toss into the trash and blame on him! 😛
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/5 "2004-05-30T03:40:27Z")
so…
he gets laid when he performs well for you?
:dubious:
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### Author:  [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/6 "2004-05-30T03:42:36Z")
Dig through dumpster for 15 minutes --\> get laid.
Hmm. I’m going to have to remember that one.
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/7 "2004-05-30T03:46:40Z")
Shit, all that time dumpster diving as a teenager and I never ONCE got laid.
Then again, I was with my mother, so maybe I should count my blessings…
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### Author:  [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/8 "2004-05-30T03:46:40Z")
> [@torie](#):
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> He had accidentaly thrown away my driver’s license.
> He dug through the dumpster for 15 minutes to find it. He’s in the shower now, and is ssssssooooooooo getting laid tonight.
So, that was it?, no moonlight dinners on a nice and expensive restaurant?, no boxes of chocolates with half a dozen roses? or calling up to tell her there´s a program on the TV that she´d like, hours of intelectual chatter, etc, etc…
Just jumping into a dumpster…
You know what, I feel I´ve been done. ☹
😉
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### Author:  [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/9 "2004-05-30T04:02:20Z")
> [@vanilla](#):
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> so… he gets laid when he performs well for you?
It worked for our labrador. He’s too good for Carl Buddig, yes he is!
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### Author:  [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/10 "2004-05-30T04:05:11Z")
Heh, the old throw something of hers away and retrieve it from the dumpster on purpose trick. Women are so easy.
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/11 "2004-05-30T04:10:11Z")
> [@Necro Romancer](#):
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> It worked for our labrador. He’s too good for Carl Buddig, yes he is!
sick puppy!
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### Author:  [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/12 "2004-05-30T05:46:15Z")
If that’s all it takes, you can find me in the dumpster.
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### Author:  [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/13 "2004-05-30T05:52:15Z")
> [@Zap\_Rowsdower](#):
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> If that’s all it takes, you can find me in the dumpster.
Hey buddy, respect the queue, would you?
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### Author:  [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/14 "2004-05-30T06:28:44Z")
> [@vanilla](#):
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> sick puppy!
Me or the labrador?
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### Author:  [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/15 "2004-05-30T13:18:27Z")
When I lived in Las Vegas I employed a bunch of 20-somethings that might politely be refered to as trailer trash. Honest, decent folks, but sorta short on couth.
One day we noticed two people weren’t at their stations, and somebody mentioned a lot of odd noise in the alley behind our office.
Sure enough, he & she were in the dumpster, doin’ the nasty. So I ran in to get everybody to come see. When they finally poked their heads up over the rim, the rest of us nearly died laughing.
Our dumpster happened to be fairly new, and the only trash we ever put in it was shredded office paper, plus whatever went into the bathroom trash cans. So it wasn’t make-you-vomit-gross like the dumpster behind a McD’s, but still …
Most of the crew had nicknames, and hers was instantly changed to “Dumpster-Bunny.” We called him the “Trashman.”
Aaahh, the Good Old Days …
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### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/16 "2004-05-30T13:22:12Z")
> [@iampunha](#):
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> Shit, all that time dumpster diving as a teenager and I never ONCE got laid.
That’s what I was thinking man. I used to work next to a Revco and you wouldn’t _believe_ the shit they threw away.
That was before they switched to CVS and started pouring bleach in the dumpster everytime they threw stuff away :mad".
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### Author:  [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)
#### Post date: [May 30, 2004, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/17 "2004-05-30T13:23:19Z")
> [@Cisco](#):
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> :mad"
Imagine this—\> :mad:
That’ll teach me not to click the button.
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### Author:  [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/18 "2004-05-31T00:05:45Z")
> [@vanilla](#):
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> so…
> he gets laid when he performs well for you?
> :dubious:
ummmmmm…No. :rolleyes:
I was greatful, and wanted to give him something he would like in return…and…uh…well…he IS male. 🙂
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### Author:  [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/19 "2004-05-31T00:07:46Z")
> [@Reeder](#):
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> They give you money for your driver’s licence in SC?
No, but we do have to have it if we are going to cash a check. (Which I do at the grocery store.)
I couldn’t wait with no cash to get one on Tuesday. It costs 15 dollars for a replacement, but…wait…no cash.
He was a lifesaver.
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### Author:  [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)
#### Post date: [May 31, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-boyfriend-dug-through-the-dumpster/247748/20 "2004-05-31T00:45:57Z")
**torie**
That is a nice story with a _ **VERY** _ happy ending. I’m glad you shared that with your fellow SDMB’ers.
Plus that was a great expression
\*He’s in the shower now, and is ssssssooooooooo getting laid tonight. \*
You seem like a great person to know and it seems you like to show your appreciation to others.
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