# My brother likes to tell me to "suck it" whenever I talk to him **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098 "2010-06-30T18:46:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/41 "2010-07-01T02:37:11Z")
> [@Uncle\_Brother\_Walker](#): > > I don’t remember this exactly, but here goes: > > \ > > Incest is best! Put your sister to the test! > > \ [long time RHPS fan] “Let your mother do the rest!” Or, alternately: “Incest! A game the whole family can play! By Milton Bradley!” [/LTRHPSF] ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/42 "2010-07-01T04:09:10Z")
Suck what? ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/43 "2010-07-01T04:12:17Z")
“I’m not gay.” Of course, if you ARE… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/44 "2010-07-01T04:12:39Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > \ > > And **Cat Whisperer** , I can tell you don’t have much experience with male banter of this sort. OP, don’t say what she suggested. 😛 Eh, it’s what I’d say to something like that. I’m not a boy type, though, so I have nothing invested in this game. 🙂 OP, do what I suggested and report back. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/45 "2010-07-01T04:13:10Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Suck what? Y’know, he never says. Whatever “it” is, I suppose. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/46 "2010-07-01T04:20:11Z")
“It?” Is that what you call your penis? I call mine “The Dominator.” Is that better? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/47 "2010-07-01T04:32:57Z")
> [@In\_Winnipeg](#): > > “Okay, but you’ll have to demonstrate first.” Brevity is the more effective soul of wit: “Show me how.” ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/48 "2010-07-01T04:39:11Z")
Naw, I filled up on maturity on the way over. This is a CLASSY place, dickweed! Just so you know, I’m a spitter. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/49 "2010-07-01T04:52:15Z")
How about a perennial favourite, “So’s your face.” ? ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/50 "2010-07-01T04:57:55Z")
I can’t find video of it, but comedian Miller Crosby had a bit about guys always telling her to suck their dick as their go-to insult. “Suck your dick? Is that really the worst thing you can think of? The most unpleasant experience you can wish upon someone? …Is there something wrong with your yours? Is it mangled or something?” ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/51 "2010-07-01T05:04:11Z")
You have to own it… but I can imagine your brother saying, “suckit!” in a stilted, high pitch, tone. You can go down an octave and say, 'Suck Dis!" in your best Barry White stilted bass… you have to own it, though, you got to be goofy. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/52 "2010-07-01T05:07:12Z")
Nah, thanks but I already flossed today. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/53 "2010-07-01T06:04:22Z")
Or, I’ll suck it long, I’ll suck it hard, I’ll suck it like a time-punch card. N.B. Not recommended for use by beginners - due to possibility of earning “punch-card” nickname. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/54 "2010-07-01T06:54:15Z")
“do I hafta take my teeth out again?” ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/55 "2010-07-01T07:02:43Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > “It?” Is that what you call your penis? I call mine “The Dominator.” > > Is that better? 😃 Much better. you can follow it with ‘a penis called it, isn’t that in the self help section?’ ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/56 "2010-07-01T07:26:42Z")
I find “eat a bag of dicks” works well for all occasions. ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/57 "2010-07-01T07:49:59Z")
I thought we stopped sucking each others dicks when we turned 12. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/58 "2010-07-01T09:07:43Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > “It?” Is that what you call your penis? I call mine “The Dominator.” > > Is that better? 😃 As **out** said, yes, much better. ---
**Author:** ![bananapants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9c0ed/32.png) [@bananapants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bananapants)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/59 "2010-07-01T14:05:25Z")
> [@moldybread](#): > > Say “Wow you and your wife are so demanding today” i agree to the fullest. use this statement. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/my-brother-likes-to-tell-me-to-suck-it-whenever-i-talk-to-him/545098/60 "2010-07-01T14:33:14Z")
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